greetings and good morning lactation caffei-nation let’s shotgun 3 energy drinks and grow some tits on this fine day

im so good at 20 year old racing games

can’t believe Mazda makes roadsters for both boy women and North Americans

sorry i'm too young to remember 9/11 and thus am incapable of engaging with statements about possible worlds

we will now return to our regularly scheduled programming of dog thoughts

I’ve worked myself up about the decision making skills of the United States department of defense i am going to go on an extensive tism rant now because i need to get these thoughts out of my brain I will begin with my opinion on AR-15’s

hot damn tap my rack and bang me

they’re toasted!

I own an AR-17 for home defense, for that is what Gene Stoner intended. Four game wardens break into my trap range. What the devil?! I grab my golden gun and a handful of shells. Rip a 12 gauge 1.25 ounce slug size hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Fire my other

i bet getting tased for streaking at the Super Bowl feels good as fuck

pissing on a cop car in the Cracker Barrel parking lot just to feel some whimsy in this bitch of a life

hmm I should POAST my MENTALLY ILL THOUGHTS online

I fucking LOVE gran turismo 4 I LOVE beating the NA sport event with a stock power miata I LOVE making European cars look stupid because I am RACIST against Europeans

it’s crazy that im good at exactly two things and both are symptoms of mental disorders

do you drive a manual gynephilia or an auto gynephilia

the "ch" in chaser stands for chopped

the average trans woman deserves human sacrifices made in her name and 99 cisoids sworn to her service, ready to kill, die, and build wonders both architectural and of trinket type.

learning to fight southpaw in order to alleviate dog woman dysphoria

it’s halloween and while im not in a halloween costume i remain very much a dog and also i look sorta spooky week old picture but im wearing the same fit

one of my unironic non meme opinions is that non autists(disambiguation) are incapable of truly appreciating machines for what they are. kind of regardless of which kind of machine is being referred to; engines, planes, computers, guns, performance cars, ships, trains, tanks.

putting the progress toblerone up my ass

ttttranny phrenology call that mx. bones wild ride

I don't think PMCs should party rock. I think when they do it they're reinforcing meninism.

[sound of a heroic bong rip that shatters the heavens and blows the first trumpet of Armageddon] i look like an afab theymab

I am an abomination that will never be free of the mark of original sin caused by the circumstances of my birth and the 10-12 years of poison in my veins but otherwise all my opinions are correct and my ass is fat so I got that going for me

the J35A5 engine is my biggest opp. fuck you Honda you goddamn bastards

It’s only an AR-15 if it comes from the tactical rifle fields of Hartsfield Connecticut. otherwise it’s just sparkling MSR(mass shooting rifle).

I bet it feels good as fuck to be an M231 firing port weapon bolt carrier

complex penis titty slut disorder

the graveflower blooms at your red light death scene

I hate Europeans I think that if you are a large European gun company resting on the laurels of your Cold War era designs you should just never again design a gun or touch an already existing gun design

combat dog named GI jane who cosplays sif+artorias with her spouse for Halloween

Being a she/it HRT femboy is completely valid and I am tired of people accusing me of being transgender

i really should not have started smoking again

im like an ugly in the cute way bluetick hound you can trust with explosive ordinance

transgender is like Ferrari. lots of press for small number and need to be manhandled by Italian mechanic every 3 months or break down.

i bet getting shot at while smoking feels incredible

I'm just a simple old fashioned girl. All I want is a boy to take me to pet smart and buy me a collar. You know. The kind for dogs.

d’you think freud’s coke habit would get worse or better if he tried to delve into the psychosexual noise of insane trans women’s consciousness

I got the autogynesmile going on it’s so fucking over oml

i would’ve made such a good hrt femboy it’s unreal

does it still count as boymoding if the hoodie is a dress

I hate being a human being with desires

I need to break my lower jaw in half

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes Twitch streamers

I am a beautiful transsexual woman who deserves a pagani huayra and 6 million dollars tax free

high explosive squash head would be a beautiful name for a girl..

Electra “complex”? I actually find it quite simple