I don’t post much, but I’m doing it now for everyone’s favorite reason: TO SELF PROMOTE! I’m running a Los Angeles Magic: The Gathering Cube Event in January! We’re almost sold out, and I’m really excited. If you or anyone you know wants to come, please sign up! Or join the discord and talk Magic.

Hi, I'm the guy who designed how columns on an invoice behave in Quickbooks when you try to resize them. Go fuck yourself

I thought we weren’t supposed to do that any more

The best part of seeing anyone else’s Mac desktop is seeing who hasn’t figured out how to remove things from their dock that they clearly do not use.

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

I love @taskmaster.tv so much and always try to get my friends to watch, but I also love posting things that make people say “what the hell is this show you keep yelling about”

The government should buy every single golf course in the country and build ultra-low income housing on them.

Fantastic little vignette about Glinner from today's @vittles.bsky.social newsletter (I highly recommend subscribing btw, if you're in any way interested in food).

Folks, I love my local independent coffee shops, but also, I will absolutely inhale a novelty holiday beverage from Starbucks. They are tasty. You can admit that you like the dumb eggnog latte and still support striking workers!

It is very, very exciting that there will soon be a good quality, hopefully affordable, stand-alone VR headset on the market that is not controlled by Facebook.

In a just world Going Deep would have run for 10 seasons (if David wanted it to).

This is such an important distinction

So so glad @pftompkins.bsky.social is on the @taskmaster.tv podcast this week and so glad it’s on YouTube, for moments like this.

it is now possible to transfer your spotify playlists seamlessly to other listening apps btw

all the original series on Paramount Plus have names like MOBLAND and LANDMAN and MANMOB and LANDLAND and MANLAND and all the original series on Amazon Prime have names like "the summer I turned pretty" and "mother do you hear the geese ahonking"

“I don’t like our chances for getting our hands on a Baja Blast Pie.” - a thing I said, out loud, to the kind and loving person who (on purpose) married me

mr. dershowitz

we needed all of this. it’s why i rail on doomers and tell them doing that shit is literal voter suppression. defeatism begets defeatism. momentum fucking matters to keep people engaged.

I watched this once and now I don’t have to eat for a week.

As someone who does not live in New York, my desire is simple and, perhaps, a little self-serving: I would like to never see Cuomo's stupid fuckin' face or hear his stupid fuckin' voice ever again. It'd be great if that creep just lost this election and went away forever.

I need Prop 50 to pass just to annoy my boss, who I overheard telling someone today that he always votes No on any ballot proposition without reading about them, because “they’re all just to raise my taxes”

Sad to report that this morning Dick Cheney shit his brains out in the bathroom of a Travelodge Value Suite and then a big bird flew in the window and said “Who made a stinky in here!” and the Looney Tunes logo zoomed in around the bird’s head

Got back from a beautiful trip to Japan with the love of my life

My thoughts so far on Outer Worlds 2: basically better than the first in every measurable way, except I am heartbroken every time the Choose Companions screen appears and Parvati is not on it.

Seriously though, this game is pretty good.

I've been playing Outer Worlds 2 since 9AM, what have you guys been up to today?

Ohhhhh NO youtu.be/7nODHyw3lgs?...

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

Oi oi savoy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8X7...

Also: When I look at this fucking thing I feel like James Acaster on Would I lie To You, telling the story about the kid who cabbaged him, pointing at him and saying "I hate this boy." I hate this boy.

No.

What a beautiful dream.

[Jabba the Hutt voice] crypto to your sipp or isa, ho ho ho

Where I post from

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i don't know how we went from "my house has a security camera that we can go back and check if anything ever happens" to "i am watching a live feed of my front porch at all times and if a child walks into my yard i'm going to scream at them over the intercom"

society would be massively improved if ring doorbells were banned completely actually

Heard they made a TV show about you

A while back I realized much of what I micro blogged was just me processing stuff out loud, & not in a way that had any benefit for myself or the topic. Often it could just be me articulating my most negative thoughts & foisting them on others! So I had a witch shrink me & now I live in a dollhouse.

Update: Just rolled credits. Play this game as soon as you can. Don't read anything about it, just play it. Game of the year, hands down.

@msignorile.bsky.social Hello from Long Beach, Ca

NO KINGS in Long Beach. So proud of our city for turning out and opposing Trump. People are fired up and tons of YES support for Prop 50. Let’s go!

I'm about an hour into the new Double Fine game Keeper and, man. Just breathtaking.

do you want to end up getting your whole community targeted for being an edgelord at the dept of agriculture’s social media intern? starving these accounts of attention on the niche microblog is the best thing you can do. get loud where it matters. bluesky ain’t it. block.

Being married to a crafty person means sometimes you walk into your bedroom and there’s a 10 pound bag of crushed walnut shells in there.

I don’t make the rules, folks.

UPDATE: I have found out who this is referring to and it's awesome. Also someone else on this series is a SUPER FAVE and I am very excited about that!