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It's always wonderful to talk to @demilardner.bsky.social about Ms. Pac-Man's beautiful body 💅

[Guy pronounces "gnocchi" correctly] Cut that out. No one needs to hear that

"Gnocchi" a strong inverse correlation between annoyingness of name and godliness of flavor

Also on the Peacemaker tip: this is the theme song for the current season and it is never not stuck in my head. youtu.be/Om_VWBua0_M?...

If you don't watch Peacemaker you will probably find this sentence baffling, but here goes: John Cena's performance in this week's episode is award-worthy.

IT BEGINS

Sharing an AI video of himself and then deleting it once it dawned on him that he may not have actually SAID THOSE THINGS WHAT IS HAPPENING

Revisited this spectacular Kaleb Horton paragraph about crows this morning. "I have met crows that should be in jail" is one of those sentences that's so good you're initially furious you didn't write it yourself before circling back around to just being glad you got to read it.

Kaleb Horton had so much more incredible work he could have shared with us. What a loss. Love today to everyone who knew him.

Finally started watching Peacemaker last week. Just got caught up to yesterday’s episode and holy fucking shit, they went there

Very handy list of "celebrities" linked in this article that it is safe to ignore forever.

I cannot emphasize this enough: The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent. They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so. Doomers are not realists.

hey i just got an alert saying your personal info was found on the dork web

“Well, there’s your problem. This thing’s only got one dang rail.”

“…Oh. I see.” And with that, another World’s Shortest Mysteries™ has been solved. Thank you for joining us on this thrilling journey! [worlds shortest mysteries™ is copyright © steven frank]

World’s Shortest Mysteries™ “What the heck happened to my landscape light? How on earth did it totally snap off the base like this??” Our mystery continues in this thread…

There's been an update to this and I love it. Thinking about downloading After Effects so I can add this mural to the background of every scene in the movies as well

Please tell me some 3D printer nerd has turned these into files I can download, I will print all of them 6 feet tall

timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning

You cannot kill me in a way that matters.

Finally giving this a listen and it is EXTREMELY MY SHIT. Check the replies for Spotify and YT Music versions!

I hope this is a safe space to tell you that Instagram showed me a video of a production of RENT with ASL interpreters signing the whole show and my first thought was "haven't deaf people been through enough"

Hello, I have a 3D printer now, do you need anything 3D printed because this is all I ever want to do forever now

our enemies seem insurmountable but closer inspection reveals them to be weaker than they ever have been. Scrambling and terrified and confused; their warriors are cleaning garbage and hunting down mean tweets, their generals are drunks, their leader is dying, their very words burst in their throats

I mean of course I’m gonna buy this, I’m a massive doofus (also I used to own the real thing and I miss it?) www.polygon.com/virtual-boy-...

To the handful of liberals tut-tutting me for this before I closed replies: I fucking called it and this is why I was telling you Newsom was not the guy you wanted to champion here.

This explains it better than I can

Maybe Jerry Seinfeld will feel more empathy for the suffering children in Gaza when they, let's say for instance, reach high school age

This writer must be having the most batshit day

IN OTHER NEWS yesterday my watch reminded me that the Chili Cheese Burrito was back so you best believe @thewowmonster.bsky.social and I made a run for the border

Beware the footage of Charlie Kirk being shot, but the quoting of Charlie Kirk about how gun deaths are acceptable can continue.

Matt Berry is the one that really hurts here, given how specific he was about distancing himself from Graham Linehan and all of his bullshit in the recent past.

Something About Me: My Xbox 360 red-ringed like a week before this game came out and rather than risk Microsoft not being able to get it back to me in time to play it on launch day, I bought a new 360.

Oh hey, my favorite video game of all time came out 16 years ago today. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbe5...

Me watching the Apple keynote: These new phones have a bunch of features I'll never use, I'm totally good with waiting at least another year before I upgrade. Me watching the Apple keynote 3 minutes later: oh no they made an orange one

Do I know anyone who's doing Fantasy Taskmaster through the app for Series 20? If you are, let me know and let's be in a group together!

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Thinking about the time I was out riding my bike and at a crosswalk a dude dressed like 90s Fred Durst said “yo whatup, just got off the bus from D-Town and I’m here to show Austin how we do things Dallas Style” and then walked into traffic

These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more.

This is the future Snoop Dogg was so scared about.

Spent a couple of hours this morning reading transcripts of Graham Linehan's testimony in his court case, and it is some of the most unhinged shit I've ever seen. Dude accused the Met Police of being "captured" by trans activists. IN COURT he said this!

I saw someone describe RFK Jr as looking like a polished turd, and I mean, come on, that's funny, but it's hardly accurate. In no way does he look "polished".