I’m no Biden apologist but one thing I do miss is when his dog wouldn’t stop biting everyone

a week ago, i released new original music for the first time in years. i like these two tracks quite a bit. check em out ampl.ink/k8pe3 and here's to more new music in 2026 🍻

Remember how the Dos Equis most interesting man in the world was literally just some guy

ok but this time if we throw the imperial boomerang REALLY hard

Every day I drive around pretending I could explain how eco mode works if pressed

Birds should know when I’ve already logged their species in Merlin and get the hell out of my way

They should bring back that Panera lemonade that kills you

The gym should have one section for when you don’t want to be perceived at all and another one for when you want people to compliment your ass

wanna get out ahead of this: the "JD" in JD Vance does not stand for John Danek

Ran out of raspberries. Another day in hell

Buying one of those “I bought this before Elon went crazy” stickers for my 2012 Camry

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Have not heard from Moo Deng in a while. Assuming the worst about her politics

An LA organizer I trust shared this General Resource Spreadsheet with me. It includes nonofficial shelters and other resources for people affected by the LA fires.

POV you just picked up your migraine meds from “legitimate pharmacy” CVS

I have no recollection of how I ended any written exchange before the 🫡 emoji came along

More stuff besides software should be open source. Men would like that

The Cherry Respecting Daddies