"sorry i was on mute" "i don't know why my screen isn't sharing" "i forgot to update the meeting link" get your shit together!

no, the other ghislane

my first instinct upon seeing billy idol on the workday homepage doing an ai ad was to get mad. that faded to slight disappointment. but whatever. get your money, billy. it's eating us all alive.

rush seems like a band i would like, but i listen to them and just feel nothing except "time stand still" that song rips

If I’m wrong about “AI” then just treat me like the boosters of “AI” and give me ten billion dollars for being wrong all the time.

did he do bawitdaba

back in my day, a streaker didn't wear pants #showhog

what is your favorite song that is over 10 minutes long? easy. it’s also my favorite song period. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcDi...

children are going to be very upset to learn what happened to his pal Gary the Canary

no no it's fine that i'm getting prompted to reset passwords every hour of my life despite not triggering them myself, it's fine

Abolishing ICE has been the moderate position since there was a Bush in office you incompetent jerkoff

I want five bands you can’t fucking stand Vulfpeck Aerosmith (“Dream On” gets a pass) Pepper Kraftwerk Frank Sinatra

coworkers are some of the most insane people you will ever meet

Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes Potemkin City Limits Supporting Caste

hard to believe in karma when stephen miller is still walking around with an intact asshole.

every reasonable position on ICE is a Terms of Service violation

not the most glaring issue here but i haven't heard someone complain about cell service since like 2009

proud to finally be able to announce my participation in this study.

i'm like 97% sure this is meant to throw shade towards @edzitron.com somehow lmao (though i have no idea if ed has a phd or not)

waking up to another Have I Been Pwned email

if tom waits never names an album "For No Man" then he can fuck himself.

new music from @raptv.bsky.social is the best news i've heard in a long while

society if google never killed off google reader

aaron rodgers finally got vaccinated against Scoring Touchdowns Disease

thank you, ICE, for protecting me from delicious tacos

if you think that coward ICE mouthbreather was in danger from the nice lady turning her car away from him, you wouldn't believe the horrors that chick-fil-a drive thru workers face every minute of their lives

if you think that coward ICE mouthbreather was in danger from the nice lady turning her car away from him, you wouldn't believe the horrors that chick-fil-a drive thru workers face every minute of their lives

Yoshimi Battles ICE

it is getting increasingly difficult to just soldier on and post bullshit like "i'll have the chopped unc salad please" when it's just atrocity after atrocity after atrocity. i hate this timeline

Defunding the police was always a good idea. The bipartisan rejection of it helped lead us to where we are now. Until we recognize its necessity, we will continue our downward spiral. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-conseq...

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

40% of my daily brain effort is put towards remembering to charge things and resetting passwords.

there has never been a more wrong website than JustWatch.com i've actually never seen it be correct

i think walnuts and pecans are plotting something together. they've been too quiet.

if anyone is late christmas shopping for me, my dream guitar is for sale on reverb:

You have been
 blessed by the 
Friday four-bar loop.

 May it bring you
 good fortunes. 

Feel free to share your own four-bar loop to pass the blessing onto others.

script idea: a gender swapped James Bond all the male characters are named like Manny Inches P.P. Galore (son of Pussy Galore) Ted Girth Hugh J. Load Murph Diver

it's called marty supreme because the main character consists of green peppers, onions, and sausage

Turtles in Time. I played it so much. then, Resident Evil 4 was my last game before taking an effective decade-long break from gaming, only occasionally punctuated by a PC game here and there.

chocolate + pretzels = sweet perfection merry christmas

a week ago, i released new original music for the first time in years. i like these two tracks quite a bit. check em out ampl.ink/k8pe3 and here's to more new music in 2026 🍻

It’s one penis, Michael, what could it cost… $150,000?

booty booty booty booty rocking EVERYWHERE? in this economy????

this is good stuff. very good stuff.

i can't read a single thing about dan bongino without getting The Song™️ stuck in my head

why does no one fullscreen their slide decks anymore? stop trying to show me your powerpoint toolbar, pervert.

Me and the boys rollin up to the ska-co stand

taco stand is blasting ska i love los angeles

if Pop Crave existed in the 1800's they'd be like Edgar Allan Poe STUNS in new daguerreotype!

new music out TODAY! Infinighost - Never Let a Tesla Merge Two electronic tracks, I'm quite proud of them. Gonna post a bunch of links below. If you like IDM/bass/techno(?) I'd be honored if you gave it a listen.