i think walnuts and pecans are plotting something together. they've been too quiet.

if anyone is late christmas shopping for me, my dream guitar is for sale on reverb:

You have been
 blessed by the 
Friday four-bar loop.

 May it bring you
 good fortunes. 

Feel free to share your own four-bar loop to pass the blessing onto others.

script idea: a gender swapped James Bond all the male characters are named like Manny Inches P.P. Galore (son of Pussy Galore) Ted Girth Hugh J. Load Murph Diver

it's called marty supreme because the main character consists of green peppers, onions, and sausage

Turtles in Time. I played it so much. then, Resident Evil 4 was my last game before taking an effective decade-long break from gaming, only occasionally punctuated by a PC game here and there.

chocolate + pretzels = sweet perfection merry christmas

a week ago, i released new original music for the first time in years. i like these two tracks quite a bit. check em out ampl.ink/k8pe3 and here's to more new music in 2026 🍻

It’s one penis, Michael, what could it cost… $150,000?

booty booty booty booty rocking EVERYWHERE? in this economy????

this is good stuff. very good stuff.

i can't read a single thing about dan bongino without getting The Song™️ stuck in my head

why does no one fullscreen their slide decks anymore? stop trying to show me your powerpoint toolbar, pervert.

Me and the boys rollin up to the ska-co stand

taco stand is blasting ska i love los angeles

if Pop Crave existed in the 1800's they'd be like Edgar Allan Poe STUNS in new daguerreotype!

new music out TODAY! Infinighost - Never Let a Tesla Merge Two electronic tracks, I'm quite proud of them. Gonna post a bunch of links below. If you like IDM/bass/techno(?) I'd be honored if you gave it a listen.

hey phone? i always want to type "just." i never want to type "hust." Literally never.

yeah i'm getting into modular synth

New music one week from today under my Infinighost project. Friday Dec 12. Moody, electronic music for being anti-social. "Never Let a Tesla Merge" b/w "Which Size?" photo and steel tongue drum samples by my wife who is not on bluesky

when you got back to a music producer's apartment after a date

there are obviously many bad aspects of AI but one i don't see mentioned a ton is just how unfun it is. coding with ai is tedious and annoying. starting a blank project used to be the fun part, now you have to talk to dollar store HAL 9000 to begin or your non-coding manager thinks you're an idiot

my nephew got his own Steam account and added me as a friend and it made me very emotional!

if there's one thing to learn from holiday facetime calls, it's that my family does not have a genetic knack for cinematography.

never in a million years will you be able to guess what this comment is a reaction to:

i just noticed that 7 of my friends follow amazon on instagram why

emo music is songs about who you date soul music is songs about you marry

sharing some cool news soon if you're one of those weirdos who likes "new music"

Do you wanna come over to my place and play zunes

i have been humbled once again.

"Stricken" by Disturbed has a permanent place on my gym playlist.

i'm ready to bury the hatchet ... in your freakin' SKULL, dickhole!

music = good

riddle me this, batman! why has "levels" by avicii been stuck in my head for the past week?

just talked to infinighost new music soon

watching Big 10 football in november fills my soul with a nice warmth

i love how every app has a settings menu with a "notifications" option and when you click it, it's like "psych! jk dickhead! we can't do that here! idk, try your phone settings or something, asshole"

i love how map apps are like would you like to get to your destination in 32 minutes? or 50 you degenerate sack of shit?

just walked into a business whose sign said "Tacos! Tacos! Tacos!" guess what they DON'T serve there.

los angeles should look into getting one of those "mayors"

bracing myself for the deluge of articles like: "Will Democrats Learn From Mamdani's Decisive Victory? No, Fuck No, But Let's Imagine If They Did for 2,000 Words"

apple watch: you got a sleep score of 98! good job! bro i was hammered

javier milei looks like all members of The Mars Volta combined

performatively sipping from my empty coffee so the barista doesn't kick me out

not my home but i know my way around

i would [redacted] myself

i never liked breakfast burritos until like a year ago what the hell was wrong with me