power loss pro tip: if you have a battery power station thing you can plug your router into it and have internet as long as the cables outside are intact

power’s out so I made coffee in a French press with water heater on a sterno can. (we have a CO monitor in the kitchen just in case)

Pretty much anyone who discusses the idea of “grit” is an asshole. Especially if they’re talking about themselves having “grit”.

Gavin Newsom describing his mother as “impenetrable” is kind of bizarre. I mean I get what he’s going for but there’s got to be another way to phrase it.

Man, can you imagine how easily the Democrats could’ve destroyed Trump if they had had all those Epstein files? Wait, you’re saying they had them and didn’t release them?

oh no, the guy who made Earthworm Jim is a shithead

Once you start to see the patterns that dogshit AI text relies on, you’ll see it everywhere. I saw this on a post about actress Lili Taylor.

I saw this pure, uncut boomer heroin at Barnes & Noble. AI + a Beatle? Boomer heaven!

Turns out Prince Andrew can sweat after all

Putting aside how gay-coded this video is, has there ever been a better recipe for an extreme case of bubble guts than drinking milk in a hot tub?

How about a new NYT game where they give you a horrific event and you have to turn it into a passive-voiced dismissive headline?

I may be about 25 years too late on this, but Aqua Teen Hunger Force is funny as hell.

Imagine how even more unbearable the world would be if people quipped as much as the characters in Shrinking do. These people are always “on”.

People who say they don’t make good music anymore are just lazy. Listen to KEXP for a day and you’ll be inundated with new classics like this. youtu.be/WcxdJn1jUWQ

Just spitballing here but what if we branded a big “E” in the forehead of everyone who hung out with Epstein?

It would be great if the next time some Republican worm claims non-citizens are able to vote, and are voting in such massive numbers as to sway elections, a reporter would ask them to explain how that works. Like what are the exact steps involved. They wouldn’t have an answer.

How is it possible that MC Pee Pants’ “I Want Candy” is 25 years old? youtu.be/_ODPUnNogG4

Little Marco is playing president over in Munich.

Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie opened today but it isn’t playing anywhere near me

What is the "white culture" that scum like Jeremy Carl are so panicked about losing? Tuna casserole? Smooth jazz? Khaki pants?

Pam Bondi is not one of the worst Attorney Generals in history. She’s one of the worst Attorneys General in history.

What goes wrong in someone’s life that they end up like Pam Bondi?

In case you were wondering, Napster still exists as a company that "powers the future of digital experiences through spatial computing and AI."

I watched Hasan watch Kyle Kulinski watch Asmongold watch Nick Fuentes in some sort of political commentary Inception

Imagining how disappointed Kurt Cobain would be to find out Krist Novoselic became a libertarian turd and Dave Grohl and Pat Smear wound up churning out frat-friendly arena rock.

Remember Batman’s big ethical dilemma in The Dark Knight was whether he should use citizens’ phones to find the Joker? Apparently Ring was taking notes www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Your grandkids won’t believe you that the internet used to be private by default

Ezra Klein: "Kid Rock is practicing halftime shows the right way"

Imagine if Battlestar Galactica ended good?

To be fair that could’ve been anyone named Noam

The difference between the left and the right is I have yet to see anyone on the left trying to absolve Chomsky for his relationship with Epstein. I’m sure there are some out there, but most are rightfully castigating Chomsky.

I want to see more combo-monsters. For instance: giant ghosts, alien draculas, were-frankensteins

When I was younger I figured if someone was on TV in a nice suit talking about business or policy they probably knew a thing or two, but really many of them are astonishingly stupid

The weird slanted "A" in the T2 font has been causing kerning problems for decades.

I bet all carnies vape

Massachusetts people when they find out I don’t plan to watch the Super Bowl

It’s pedos all the way down

How many of the evil monsters in the Epstein files were undocumented immigrants?

die bitcoin die

The guy that launched his presidential campaign by saying Mexican immigrants are rapists and murderers also happens to be a racist

Do they teach journalism students they’re not allowed to challenge politicians even if they’re lying right to their face?

I could see this happening

I hope Trump’s dementia is the kind where eventually he just starts confessing to shit out of nowhere.

I feel like it’s time for REM to reunite, do a few huge arena shows and donate all the money to immigrant rights groups

Attack the Block is a certified banger of a sci-fi comedy. The creature design blows away the generic beasts you see in many movies with much bigger budgets

I need to hear what Jelly Roll has to say about fascism before I make up my mind

Trump’s behavior almost makes sense if you realize he’s just a manifestation America’s id

Maybe you’re the weird one for not showing up in the Epstein files.

Ezra Klein: “John Wayne Gacy was practicing clowning the right way”