Here’s hoping meta glasses make users go crosseyed just like the Optigrab from the Jerk

I used to think I had an iron stomach. Then I ate this and am forever humbled. I quake in fear when I see the little fire breathing chicken now.

Roger Waters kinda pissed away all his good work on Palestine by going on white supremacist Tucker Carlson’s show. He should know better than to get in bed with fascists just because you agree on a particular issue.

Old men releasing metal albums are the new “Rappin’ Granny”

Can you believe the guy who came up with Jar Jar Binks also thinks AI is pretty darn cool?

I guess we’re lucky Lindsey had a sister. Otherwise his senate seat would’ve gone to his cat Beauregard

No one should trust Netanyahu. He can’t even be honest about his hairline.

Some say the die was cast when they named him Lindsey

Remember when you’d go to restaurant webpages and they’d have some fancy music start playing?

Instagram has decided to inundate me with Graham Platner posts from before he dropped out for some reason. Why is it showing me 6 day old posts?

It’s humiliating enough to patronize a Wendy’s drive-through—and now they’ve added the extra indignity of having to order from an AI thing

The Graham Platner situation is pretty similar to what happens in David Cross’ movie Hits

The extreme closeups of people’s faces on The Bear is exhausting. Every once in a while you gotta give me a medium shot!

Why do we allow gas stations special privilege of using the thousandths decimal place?

Oceana has always been at war with the Islamic Republic of Japan

Schrödinger's Mitch

Art critic Jerry Saltz is now posting AI ‘artists’ on his Instagram. Boomers think AI is magic and not just remixed appropriated images spit out of machines owned by fascist-enabling billionaires

DOGE must’ve fired all their graphic designers

We naively believed that the appearance of hypocrisy would be enough to keep people from doing bad things

Trump made $2 billion in his second term so far MAGA: Bernie Sanders had lobster once, so…

Why is the HHS secretary on Fox News denying genocide in Gaza. He’s not even good at the job he has, he shouldn’t be weighing in on State Department matters

I still don’t know what Vevo is

I judge people who use the drive through to get coffee

I have been alive for 20% of US history

I hate when someone asks if you want to play board games and you show up and it’s just card games. Where’s the bloody board? I need little pips moving around a board dictated by the roll of dice, not an old card game re-skinned with a sci-fi theme

The right when not in power: “I may not agree with everything you say but I’ll die defending your right to say it, brother” The right when in power: “you should rot in prison for sharing that Charlie Kirk meme”

The only evidence we have that AI will be help improve people’s lives is from the billionaires who stand to benefit the most. There’s no reason to believe that AI will anything but a more advanced tool for control and surveillance

Listeners of classic rock radio stations would be shocked to learn many of their favorite bands released more than three songs during their career

How many diseases has AI found a cure for so far? It’s gotta be like hundreds at this point, right?

It’s wild to me that Adam Carolla and Dr Drew—two people I really enjoyed listening to on Loveline back in the 90s—both turned out to be far right scum. Dr Drew might be the worst of the 2 because he was ostensibly about helping people and now supports a regime that targets the most vulnerable

This idiotic @altnoaa.bsky.social account is sharing AI slop and then defending it by saying “it’s the new normal”. No one should follow this shit account that spreads disinfo. We don’t need allies like this.

Once you realize establishment Democrats and Republicans are just doing good cop / bad cop, things make a lot more sense

The crazy thing is someday people will probably refer to the 2020s as ‘simpler times’

My kingdom for a full sugar Irn Bru

Bluesky centrist libs sure are something

My butter is too lobstery, my juice is too steaky

Imagine if centrist democrats fought the right as hard as they try to silence the left

NYC just told AIPAC GFY

Pain at the pump: I have tennis elbow

Got into it a little bit with a real nutter on Instagram

I have a feeling Michael Bay’s movie about rescuing the allegedly downed fighter pilots in Iran isn’t going to be getting made

Is Memorandum of Understanding the sequel to Triangle of Sadness?

Pretty sure everyone is born woke

Setting aside Tony Hinchcliffe’s unabashed bigotry - I’m just amazed that someone who spends most of their life surrounded by professional comedians has no idea how to structure a joke

Far right radio asshole and Trump favorite Mark Levin sounds just like Master Shake. youtu.be/iYz0RaZSMsA

Of course Ezra Klown is in Peter Thiel’s secret society.

We’re in agreement that Bonzo Goes to Bitburg is the Ramones’ crowning achievement, right?

Googling ‘how long do 80 year olds live’

When making a movie about aliens, the director has an opportunity to explore novel biological concepts and come up with something never depicted on screen…or you could be like Spielberg and recycle the same old big-eyed Area 51 gray aliens we’ve seen in media for decades