If Marjorie Taylor Greene goes away then MTG can go back to only meaning Magic The Gathering.

The lyrics for “Oh My Darling Clementine” are darker than I knew.

Mamdani makes Schumer and Jeffries look like cowering schmucks

Trump glazing Mamdani is genuinely heartwarming

I’m letting my Adobe subscription lapse tomorrow - which happens to be the one year anniversary of the last Amazon purchase I made. Gradually weening myself from giving evil companies money every month.

I’ll never get tired of that scene in the beginning of horror/disaster movies where the characters are having a banal conversation but in the background you see a TV chyron that says something like “Doctors baffled by mysterious illness”

Has AI found cures for a bunch of diseases yet? That’s what we were promised.

This is what Instagram sends you within minutes of reporting an undeniably racist cartoon.

60 Minutes with a clickbait title for a video that comes off more like an ad for Anthropic. I’m guessing Bari Weiss is an investor? youtu.be/aAPpQC-3EyE

If only Epstein had emailed about Trump and 'walnut sauce' or 'pizza' the right wing conspiracy theorists might pay attention.

Based Mass Health Connector telling it like it is.

It’s almost certain that at some point a someone wrote a script about a dementia-addled r*pist president and was turned down because it was too far fetched

I have yet to meet anyone who likes the Avatar movies or cares that there’s another one coming out.

“Negotiate” for health insurance? What is this, a Turkish bazaar?

Naysayers claim the AI craze is akin to Tulip mania, but I’d like to see a tulip generate a convincing clip of Stephen Hawking dunking on Shaq

The Democrats do more caving than pioneering spelunker Édouard-Alfred Martel

Notice: Tonight’s Procrastinators Anonymous meeting is postponed until next week

Is science any closer to figuring out a cure for Sunday Scaries?

Just overheard some boomers repeating the most boomery talking points: “I worked for everything I have. Young people don’t want to work so they voted for Mamdani.” This was in Massachusetts, not NY btw

Comrade Trump redistributing wealth to the proletariat.

We hear a lot about landlords, but hardly anyone talks about skylords or sealords.

Probably the nicest part about being a sociopath would be not ruminating on the stupid things you said after a conversation

But I was told China would pay the tariffs

November 20th will be the first anniversary of me not buying anything on Amazon.

Scam Altman expects the government to bail out OpenAI when the bubble inevitably bursts

Jeffries and Schumer probably feel like assholes right about now.

Crazy that people voted for the smiley guy with good policies and not the frowny guy with no policies

They called it for Mamdani!!!

Someone might want to put a stake through Cheney’s heart just to be sure.

Someone told him he’d be a lot prettier if he smiled more

Smell you later @adobe.com

The ‘Pizzagate’ shooter who shot up Comet Ping Pong in 2016 has been killed by cops after he pulled a gun during a traffic stop. Another life wasted by becoming consumed with right wing conspiracy propaganda. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Does Trump have an internal monologue or is it just like static in there?

I don’t follow baseball so my feed has just been inscrutable non sequiturs lately

After many years of faithfully handing over my money to Adobe, I'm ready to quit. I've been using Affinity for a long time in parallel and now that Canva is making a real push for it to be an Adobe killer, I'm making the jump. (also, Affinity has finally added a vector image trace, which is great).

They could use the ICE budget to feed and house people instead and still do their shady shit but people wouldn’t care as much because they would be fed and housed

It was nice of my dentist to install a TV above the exam chair, but does he have to play Marathon Man every time?

I meant to do that thing where you watch a horror movie every day of October but forgot so now I’ve got to cram 31 of them today.

All those dudes who were like “I don’t agree with what you’re saying but I’d die defending your right to say it” are pretty quiet right now.

It’s almost 2026, so that means we can finally put all this Project 2025 stuff behind us.

It helps morale to reframe having expensive dental work done as “shopping locally”.

Sitting for a long time in a waiting room has the ability to shift your musical Overton window to the extent that may find yourself thinking “this Moody Blues riff kind of slaps”

“Venezuelan Drug Boats” are just a reboot of “Yellow Cake Uranium”

I wore Bluetooth earbuds with touch controls to bed and wound up accidentally sleep-calling one of my parents’ friends at 4:30 am

What’s to keep him from knocking down the entire White House if he felt like it?

Sliwa sounds like a Star Wars prequel character

The JD Vance couch jokes were never funny because it’s not based in reality. Actual humor needs to have a kernel of truth, otherwise it’s just trolling, which is what they do. Calling MAGAs weird was funny because it’s true and it upset them deeply.

brb - going to go have chatgpt summarize 'the work of art in the age of mechanical reproduction' in gen z slang

It turns out the plural of Dracula is not Draculas, it’s Draculi.