The energy I bring to Bluesky.

Worth every second

Based.

Top: Me when a teammate asks if FF is on and shoots me. Bottom: Me when I catch a CT tryin' to ninja defuse the bomb i just planeted

Movie idea: Bill & Ted bring the founding fathers to Modern day America and instead of getting roped into modern day politics and fixing the country they develop severe addictions to pornography and online sports betting.

Computer, enhance 4d3d3d3.

Had a little date tonight drinking Iced Tea and reading our favorite Manga. #veil #veilmanga #kotteri

Fox Producer: Jesse Watters would like to invite you on his show AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show. FP: That’s not true AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.

This is like an old fashioned Gawker blog but somehow British and high-brow. I'll take it. www.ft.com/content/ad94...

Here's to another year of beating my fucking micro-cock off to cartoon porn. Happy fucking New Year I guess.

United States Government got me like

Trump acts like the 2020 election was a loss comparable to losing to an impact game winning kill in CS2. Bitch, dems were so desperate they elected Joe fucking Biden. You lost in a round 3 eco.

Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Terminid Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Galaxy, but are failing badly. We no longer have Bug Spores, Predator holes, or Weak SEAF personnel. What we do have is a Record player count and more vehicles in the future.

Deeply saddened by the loss of Vince Zampella. I grew up with the games he created, from CoD 2003 being the driving force for my first PC build and COD4 being the result of my first of hundreds of all night gaming sessions.

FIFA Peace Prize about to have the same reputation as Fyre Fest.

not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize

He didnt pass away. His wife and him were murdered. The POTUS then blames it on a pejorative term. Obligatory narcissistic gloating. The bar is so fucking low we're playing limbo with the devil.

Monday before the Holidays

Ey yo fuck Moritian's Assistant its fucking good if you can look past shitting your jorts

Street Fighter movie looks kinda goated.

Pirating a free game?

I'm a real chill guy Until they mess with Kelvin. My inner dragon comes out.

Veil appreciation post #veil #veilmanga #kotteri

Im waging a war on FPS games that have ladders.

Callin it how it is

Bad ideas at Elkay LZS8WSLK Wall mounted water station

WAaaaaaa

Happy Thanksgiving Bluesky

Прийди до мене

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MAGA exists at this point to perpetually exist to be betrayed by Donald Trump and it is far past the "funny" point.

What the hell is even going on anymore.

Just learned about DPI buttons being phased out on the top of mice.

Half-Life is now 27 years old - released November 19th 1998

This and a ghost energy drink

I find it highly ironic that the party that bemoaned the deep state and alleged the cover-up of pedophiles is now embroiled in defending the party that has the largest pedophile cover-up in American history.

Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.

Dog... what the fuck.

I talk to the birds at work like I'm a local returning to the brothel after a hard day's work in the mines.

Favorite sign I saw today: "Make Satire Funny Again"

Just landed in SF. I think I ran into the big boss of this antifa gym

gm

Aight Bibi, I'll see you at the motor pool at 0900L. Bring a water source it's gonna be a long one. #shutdown #500gazilliontoisrael

How do you achieve cheeks like this?

Call of Duty is fucked for at least another 3yrs. Battlefield 6 proved there was a market for an arcade FPS with a return to form Modern-era shooter and since Battlefield took the wind, Activision is just gonna have to suffer from stagnation for a bit and another rebranding like they did in 2019.