Garfield your heart is full of sin Garfield we cannot let you win

hottest girl at the bank/on the planet outfit

popiscle

trading whore stories

"Are you two sisters?" "depends on who's asking" @puppy-goblin.bsky.social

girls who say bruh / girls who say I'll flay you #monogatari #bakemonogatari

Where's the gay shit that a wheelchair user can enjoy? Fuck your multi-step entryways. Fuck your narrow hallways. Fuck your bumpy sidewalks. Fuck your historic doorframes. Fuck your 3-story buildings with no elevator. Fuck your buildings with steps on the same floor. Fuck your tiny bathrooms.

I was too tired to boof my progesterone last night 😭 I had to swallow it.

Yew York

hot girl on a train

neeeeed

my therapist says I gotta do something for myself every day. it's so messed up

Haskell loves you too, little lesbian!

showing up to the hardware store like "yes, those are my nipples" and "yes, I would like a corkboard"

oh hey, I'm like 6 months post-FFS.

this haircut is bringing out so much doll energy in me. hello???

"The Illustrated Guide to Masturbating Too Much" written by Jacque Hoff and illustrated by Mike Hunt-Byrnes

got so many complimentssss today

you catch more flies with honey

so, this is deeply, deeply horrifying thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...

❌ doom-scroll ✅ doom-swole

farting with the prog in and accidentally turning myself into a paintball gun

do you ever go on Discover just to see those scorchin' hot liberal takes?

I'm having the kind of thought spiral that comes when you learn secondhand that a masc-presenting photo of you is on a slide of the closing talk of a major annual international conference in the academic field you used to be in

casual (sex) friday

I think there’s all the puppygirls these days because of all the dog food commercials on the kids networks. I remember watching so many ads for dogs and puppies. And not just food, it’s like they wanted us to want the flea repelants too. #aintnobugsonme

new hairrrrrrcuttttttt

I love deflating Larry's head. Wish someone would do it to me.

lemon herb and shaved ice

savory shaved ice 🤔 think about it

oh yeah? well I have 2 therapists 😏

if you don't leave the lesbian bar soaked in sweat and yearning, did u truly live

what colour can you reach? #janebelle

those classic "how are you? (didn't I just see a salacious picture of you?)" moments

I'm saving this one for christmas time

sharing nudes to elicit praise is a grounding exercise

next time I go to the spousal caregiver support group, I'm telling all these sweet old ladies that my wife and are polyamorous sluts who have freaky sex

nonagon infinity was an interesting choice for Saturday morning chores

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fond of this new jacket

I love being in conversations that feel like they're 1 initiation from an orgy

Druid. 📚

Listening to @secretsubject.bsky.social’s Background Brainwashing file while riding the train home like

We've tried to do a Waluigi game on nearly every console since his introduction, but no matter what, when it comes time to add Waluigi himself to the game, he turns to the screen and says "Not yet.", so we just replace him with an entirely new character and ship it. And that's how we made Pikmin.

highway throbbery

all but 1 person in this pod is trans 🤟

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all that money for a fancy transition and bro still asking for your pronouns lol