*poking holes with a pin* And this is how you properly season a new air mattress

Anyone recognize this dog? My neighbor is watching him until his owners are found. Pit mix, male, pretty sizable, good at greeting and friendly behaviors and VERY SWEET. No tag, no chip. Surely his family yearns for him. Found in the Standish-Ericson neighborhood in Minneapolis, near Lake Hiawatha.

Nope, not posting streaming music wrap. My numbers are entirely poisoned by both my children and by learning songs for a living. All you should know is that you should listen to more Dijon.

In Minnesota it's always kind of snowing, the forecast only says it'll snow if we're getting more than 6 inches

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.

Today we prepare to set out for Thanksgiving II: The Thanksgivinging

The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.

The only reason you shouldn't have pumpkin pie for breakfast is if you ate it all last night

Thanksgiving is the sole Food Oriented Holiday for which I have no interest in culinary creativity or novelty. I want turkey and stuffing and potatoes and green bean casserole and I want gravy on all of it. “Liven up your stuffing with persimmons” no, fuck that, I will liven it up with gravy.

Tax people who don't look at the menu until the server comes then ask a bunch of questions

And you thought YOUR family thanksgiving dinner conversation was going to be awkward

Milwaukee, there’s a @kevinrowe.bsky.social sighting in your daily reader today.

Minnesota in the fall means every kind of jacket you own will be worn within a 24 hour period

Fuckin rocking out

I'm releasing new original music today. Extremely proud of this album and all who helped make it happen. Ryan is just an incredible songwriter with a voice to back it up, and I couldn't be happier with how these songs came to life. Please check it out at buffalogospel.com

Today is the day. It's a cold morning. The squirrels are fat and slow. You could probably catch one with your bare hands. Today, you could do it.

The wave has crested. The kids at the elementary school bingo night absolutely lost their mind when 67 got pulled. Once the elementary kids get on trend, we're on the downslope. By Christmas the boomers will catch on and it'll all be over.

Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social

one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.

I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane. Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.

A man doesn't need to be perfect (at aiming into the toilet) but he does need to fix his mistakes (wipe it up, cowboy)

All three kids are sick, the dishwasher is broken, and I've seen two Cybertrucks already today. The first part of the witch's prophecy has come true.

I assume this kind of sprain is accompanied by hallucinations of rainbow colored tigers and glitter unicorns.

Big time No Fear vibes from the chyron today

Ancient proverb: "may the leaves ever blow into your neighbor's yard"

The capitalists thrive when things are calm. Don't confuse calm with peaceful.

You might think bay leaves are a racket, and you're right. But not because of the flavor they may or may not impart. At the regular grocery store, a .3 oz container is $5. At the local Mexican grocery store, a 2oz box is $2. Support your local Mexican grocery.

So... it turns out that Qanon was... right? There was a cabal of rich and powerful pedophiles trafficking children, and it was getting covered up by the main stream media. They also proceeded to vote them into power but hey pobody's nerfect.

Why Is There Toothpaste On The Light Switch: A True Crime Story

Much respect to the Cedar Inn. Sure, its divey (complimentary), and a good dive knows good community. Just saw an employee picking up trash not just in front of the bar, but from the entire intersection and in front of every shop. Nice work.

Wow. Can't say much else. The overhead corona was unbelievable. The most intense reds and greens. ❤️💚😍💃 She'll be dancing until sunrise. I visited Franconia Sculpture Park over summer and it has been on my aurora photo bucket list ever since. That's where I went last night. Schafer, Minnesota.

absolutely no question in my mind he's married to a chatbot

NOT NOW NOT EVER - dashare.zone ADMIN

This term is so social media-brained. Coined by people who can't imagine themselves without an audience, or that anyone could genuinely want to pass time in any other form than Stare at Phone

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

Much like 2024, Democrats seem to think there’s a binary choice in the 2026 election between voting for Republicans (evil) and voting for Democrats (feckless). They rarely acknowledge the third option which inevitably harms them the most: staying home.

I can save Target Corporate a lot of training headaches. Speaking for all lifelong Upper Midwesterners of Scandinavian descent, we do not want any employees smiling at us, asking us about our day, or approaching us in any way, unless we're having some kind of medical emergency.

Miss World Chile did is in a metal band. This was her talent portion at Miss World www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...

After the sandwich verdict, I'm sure ICE will need to update their training and tactics: youtu.be/TktMtqg5VF0?...

My trusty Singer model 29K62 sewing machine in action.

I'm assuming all this "sandwich guy verdict" stuff means we've finally settled the hot dog debate thing

*football player voice* THE Hotel California

I have decided that "eat chicken noodle soup for breakfast" is the bandage that today's compound fracture calls for

"who radicalized you" Nothing radicalized me, I was born with basic empathy. The world decided that was radical.

About time to put the skeletons back in the closet.

Not today, seitan

The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.

We need more details to determine the severity of the crime. Was it a soft Subway style bread or a crusty French baguette? Toasted or untoasted? Did the meat have listeria? Unwashed lettuce with E. coli? What sort of biological war crime are we talking here and is hanging appropriate punishment?