should all thy crunchos be forgot and never brought to mind...

sketch

On the one hand, that live action He-Man movie looks pretty bad. On the other hand, it's a live action He-Man movie. There's a dead dove in the bag. You don't have to open it.

this says a lot about society

Cloud. Barrett. Tifa. Aerith. And of course little Sephiroth. I didn’t say the name of the game but you immediately knew what i was talking about

sorry you won't find me backing these cute, liberal ways to call Sinners a DEI pick for Best Picture. It's not my preferred one but be fucking for real lmao. it's the Oscars. It's a great movie. It's a better movie than so many other Oscar nominees and winners throughout history.

AT EASE LOSER

Kodoku no Gurume is a hell of a Youtube Shorts-ass show. hard to say if it's good when you sit down to watch an episode, I haven't done that yet. hell, hard to say if the show exists at all.

wow, that's so Kafukaesque.

I feel like before Fast X released, you had a pretty strong contingent of Fast & The Furious vulgar auteurists out there. but I haven't heard anything from that group in a while. did that idea die off?

surely THIS scare will be it (I say, foolishly, knowing it won't be)

"Bean Was Better Than Us" | NBA Legends Explain Why Mr Bean Was Such A Problem Basketball Kings 1m views | 2h ago

A rectangle is walking :3

ryu & chun commission

no.... no!

what a lot of the One Battle After Another discourse misses is that people only like that movie because it's good :/ it's qualityslop :/ :/ :/ :/

Apparently saying “Eddington predicted this” to your buddy after his wife leaves him is the wrong move

誰の味方でもない男　画:おちさん

Dogbert weighing Scott Adams’ heart against a feather

probably a good idea to live your life in such a way that people don't make fun of you after you die from cancer

January films movie thread ! by way of letterboxd screencaps #filmsky

I think Taylor Swift stays up too late. And she goes on way too many dates.

Tim Robinson's "friendship" is a nightmare. great flick. vaguely relatable at times which is an awful thing to say.

DANDY!

You must be constantly, eternally, Stirring The Oats. If you do not stir them, they will stick to the pot, and you will have One Thousand Years Of Sorrow.

EUNISSA. There is a star that burns the horizon twixt day and night. A goddess's ardor held in glass, or so a poem says. FOREST KNAVE. Aye, Alsatia's Lamp. Her flaming heart whittled down to an everlasting ember by errant love. EUNISSA. You will never betray me, Claudio, as the goddess's lovers did?

I'm not all that tuned into what people thought of Final Fantasy 16's "state of the realm" scenes but I personally dig them a lot

Here's some relationship advice: Chicks love it when you fuse with the proto-fiend Aogami in order to become Nahobino

The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. "Vamonos, amigos", he whispered, and threw the busted leather flint craw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.

I do think the Isabelle stuff is revealing re: the fact that like sure Twitter's been going down the drain for a pretty long time, but a lot of the fundamental community issues there are not actually Musk-induced. they are arguably endemic to social media, particularly short form social media.

...over a curvy Isabelle mod?

people have a lot of strong feelings about Timmy chalamet. I like him!

really can't stand those gifs of the guy dressed as George Washington with sunglasses. it's not that it's a founding father. it's not even that those gifs get used by chuds. it's something more fundamentally unpleasant, indescribable. no good.

been a really crazy week here in Venezuela. it was 2025 at the start of the week, but now, at the end of it, it's 2026. and that's allowed? legal? has anyone heard about this?

YODA: *chewing on a piece of lettuce inside the big glass jar I put him in along with a stick and a leaf* hRMMMmm. like my natural habit, it is

Kunoichi Oden Break🍢

it's alright by me.

How many #movies are you watching in 2026?

12 years on this is Alphinaud to me

think its very "sweetly" stupid when people in the US try to be woke about immigrants but are against transplants. like no man I don't really think there's a coherent way to hold both of those positions about people moving to the city that you're in. say it with your face, be fully anti-immigrant.

some people use "slop" like they're a little kid who just learned a curse word. be more artful. please.

na’vi kelsey grammar at dinner with his date around the table who he’s told he’s christian to: now who’s like to go round the table and thank eyw-… i mean say grace na’vi david hyde pierce: maris has never shown any grace to me. not even on the night of our muntxa si