Hey friends want to hear the worst shit ever?

What a great headline

While I don't have a list of characters that directly inspired Brandis, I'll admit that there's a non-zero part of him that's just this.

MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image

Sphene (Final Fantasy XIV) sketch by Toshiyuki Itahana: x.com/ItahanaT/sta...

Hooray, my bid up got accepted. I get a nicer seat for minimal cost

Whenever I take the train I always bring way to much stuff to do on the train but I simply want options. I'm a bit upset I couldn't get an audiobook downloaded before hand this time (my library card is expired and I can't get it sorted until next week)

*Movie features snow* Morons: This is a Christmas movie.

weather forecast #ffxiv #ff14

I take issues with the idea that people on the source are "more rejoined" than other shards because it seems to not align with what's going on. I think *the source* has had more aether injected into it. But you, the people? As sundered as the populations of the shards.

I don't really ship Brandis with any FFXIV character but I do sometimes bounce the idea around that he was someone's regretable fling.

/spectacles

I don't really ship Brandis with any FFXIV character but I do sometimes bounce the idea around that he was someone's regretable fling.

You should always make a new group chat when one of your polycule/teammates joins the Evil Space Aliens trying to conquer the Earth

FALSE: FFXIV is exclusively made by and for fujoshi FACT: 5 minutes of yuri content is gated behind 60 hours of farmville grinding

My "we're not Enron" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Is been a while, have some yummy Resplendent Edelgard in return! #FireEmblemHeroes #FE3H

average neurodivergent friend group

There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.

Here comes a new challenger! Introducing: Yuna!

🌸 Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch From Mercury - Frontiers in Glory Days

You ready for hot takes because oh boy I have some opinions. 1. ShB 2. Dawntrail 3. Stormblood 4. ARR 5. Heavensward 6. Endwalker

First time taking psychic damage? Let me help you.

First time taking psychic damage? Let me help you.

no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be

It's done.

So as far as CONSOLES go, it's this guy. However, even that's kind of wrong. Don't get me wrong, this thing was around for as long as I can remember, but I am also aware that it came second. The first thing I ever gamed on was this old PC. Some beige nonsense that had a turbo button on it.

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

"Greeks living in Afghanistan were Buddhist 500 years before China and a thousand years before Southeast Asia" is one of those things that sounds made up but is in fact true

Planetary Annihilation #GoogleTranslatesMTG

tysm @gremlin.world 🥹

@historibun.bsky.social's boy, brandis #mercreates black onyx, amethyst, orange chalcedony (dyed) and spacers made with white shells. unintentional halloween bun! 👻

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God this fit sucks so much ass.

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But doctor, I am cloudflare

Brandis: no IC chocobo, but I named his in game one casval. Lucas: it's named Gallus. Lucas wasn't feeling especially creative Ayleth: Guinford. This name has significance which I will explain in the following posts because it's complicated.

Fact: me hungry

“we’re planning a second rebirth of ffxiv” EIGHTH UMBRAL CALAMITY LETS GOOOOOOOOO

we are sooo back

okay sorry i try to not look at or think about ffxiv drama from the other evil site because it is exhausting and i simply do not care but someone calling the girl that was edating 8 guys at the same time "boyfriend limit cut" is too fucking funny to not post about here