Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Lia Strasser and Bizzy Coy. #NewYorkerCartoons

Let the soft animal that is your body be hunted like prey by the hard animal that is someone hotters body

Pay close attention to who is saying that 14 year-olds *can* consent to sex with trump and other damp billionaires but *can’t* consent to gender affirming care provided in close and collaborative partnership with their doctor.

Quite an achievement to write an entire feature on costume without crediting designer, director or actor, or even using the term 'Costume Designer' #nakedwithoutus www.theguardian.com/fashion/2025...

That shop I follow on Insta where the owner models the clothes with profound sadness in her eyes ❤️🥺

"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard

I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.

@britt-kathryn.bsky.social remembers Tom Stoppard.

thank you for putting a wide variety of $600+ items on your holiday gift guides. I never know how to spend my gift budget of $600+ per person

I have never had a pumpkin that had a flavour, much like tofu.

Where I often go between work and home

'Joyous' by contemporary UK printmaker Sarah Morgan #WomensArt

My cats can spell (a subtweet)

Your pets can now look effortlessly cool right alongside you thanks to the new Adidas pet wear collection. trib.al/GFICoda

BABE WAKE UP GUO PEI HQ PICS ✨FINALLY✨ DROPPED Guo Pei SS26, Showstoppers (🧵 full collection in HQ) #fashionsky

A reminder that, if you have a baby and you live somewhere that gets cold, it’s actually legally required for their hats and hoods to have little animal ears!

I’ve just got to say no to elasticated waists. C’mon guys! We’re grown ups, we know how to work buttons and zips

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

Shout out to my colleague Sue who performs this valuable service at my job. What a lovely start to my days!

En route to evensong in St Patrick’s Cathedral. If I end up converting from very lapsed Roman Catholic to very conflicted Anglican please know it was purely for the aesthetics

Donal Dineen on Lyric FM right now like an absolute ledge bag! More of this please @rte

I've never been screened or diagnosed as ND, but this post has lived in my head rent free since the first time I saw it

Too soon??

Today is very “Autumn” as seen on screen

Serious question: would someone working in fashion and living in Milan drink Starbucks coffee? OR - and this may sound crazy - is Instagram a pack of lies?

Cool. Radioactive wasps are way more fun than fruit flies

LOL

I submitted an assignment for a module I have just completed and I’m pleased to tell you that failure is now an option!

I need an ensemble for a symposium that launches at 6PM tomorrow and then! I need another freaking ensemble for same symposium all day Thursday. I mean, c’mon!

I will never forgive someone for writing “Though bound together in that savage minuet…” and I will never trust anyone who recommends that book

I’m reading the Bret Easton Ellis & what I love about it is that I’m now afraid of an ‘80’s guy just before I sleep instead of being afraid of homelessness or fascism or the earth burning. Cool.

Making myself a little sign to carry around that says “I know this isn’t a Summer outfit but have you seen it out there?” Ireland. Eeesh!

Teacher Grading Papers Next To You On Plane Not Pulling Any Punches theonion.com/teacher...

I’m in Bewleys for the first time in years. I love how they’ve retained some of the old fittings & fixtures while utterly destroying the vibe

Everyone has a rucksack, no-one knows how to wear it. Love my commute

Bless Keir Starmer for saying his deal with Europe is “unprecedented” My brother in Western Europe, a relationship with Europe is very much precedented

Kinsale is quite pretty

So, for work shit, apparently people are using Linked In? Mental. I’ve been ignoring it for years!

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Happy Bank Holiday weekend everyone!

It really isn’t a good time to be an American plane

In Norse mythology white wolves represent both chaos and order. I choose to believe this is not a dog

One lapsed catholic, fabric nerd reporting for duty:

In honor of Holy Saturday:

Are head colds actually different now?

Cardinals Weirded Out By How Religious Brush With Death Made Pope theonion.com/cardina...

Your outtie shares war plans on Signal.