i just saw someone's cat pfp and instinctively meowed #the-stork-messed-up-while-delivering-me #i-was-supposed-to-be-a-kitty-cat #(/j)

i want to set this as my pfp, but i don't know on which account definitely not on this one, i resonate with the current pfp so much

"You are not worth catering to." Based on some recent news, and an interaction I had. #linux #flatpak #art #opensource

Getting tired of matrix not loading any images from any EMS controlled server. (Kde.org and gnome.org for example). After they enabled authenticated media, I have always had issues with any EMS server. The files download 1 or 2 hours late, if ever. I am running synapse on beefy vps, no other […]

NEW BLOG POST! How to open calc.exe from S&Box https://slugcat.systems/post/26-05-21-how-to-open-calc-exe-from-sbox/

wow.. gram editor does not have an extension marketplace! That's so useful. #satire #literally-what-the-fuck

This might be my favourite slide on quantum computing, ever. From Peter Gutmann at #auscert

Now what the fresh fuck is this, then? Not today, Satan.

Now this is some bullshit. Today: Don't have an "approved" phone? Too bad for you. Tomorrow: Don't have a Google account? Good bye. Another nail in the coffin of the Open Web. Those fuckers. https://thecodersblog.com/google-breaks-recaptcha-for-de-googled-android-users-2026/ […]

Made this quickly before work, gonna be using my dinosona, Sonder for this year's Loud & Proud ^^

sed, the standard seditor

slightly grumpy about white people who have _just now_ realized that their position is being threatened and wondering what to do about it, because our solution, "get over your weird rugged hyperindividualistic culture and build actual community" is work that needed to be started decades ago, not […]

@[email protected] @alexia can we add waylandcraft to the no-ai list? their readme says that generative ai was not used in its production

Sneps don't need clothes in the mountains

It do be like this though

What if motion capture fursuit. Just tons of ping pong balls

My coworker trolled me by gifting me this I use GNOME btw :wlfWoozy:

cloudflare are sacking 1000 people so, yeah, I guess look forward to some major outages soon lol

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looking at cute boys online

I had to code this one myself to convince myself it was real. The yellow and blue "busses" are moving smoothly at exactly the same speed. from https://www.futilitycloset.com/2026/04/28/the-stepping-feet-illusion/

I keep getting crushed on European OSS contributors. I hear them speak at conferences and my lizard brain tells me to give them shiny rocks.

they don’t tell you this but if you get stoned enough your brain just gives you admin perms to your entire being

Enjoying my trip to Chicago. Nice break before FWA.

Not gonna, I burst out laughing reading the last bit.

i feel it's inevitable im going to become the most annoying person on this site(s both fediverse and bluesky) because of my anti-ai posting.

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hawk tuaberfest

birtday 🎉🎊🎂

1986: Your average Dominos has a ISDN just because that's like 8 phone lines and you'll definitely need them all on a busy night. 2026: Your average Dominos hangs up on you when the website's down because they have no way to locally input an order that isn't through the same system the website […]

wafcon

piqué sur le réseau 100% décentralisé à base d'AT proto

if DOS was so good, why isn't there a TRES and a CUATRO? _el sonidito by the hechizeros band plays in the background_

Big yawn

Silly post-yawn face

Lost in translation !

Du coup à cause de ces conneries, héberger des sites web de façon pépouze est devenu vraiment un parcours du combattant. C'est vraiment chiant.

How to design F1 tracks

i need an 88x31 that says "THIS USER IS MADE OF FLESH AND VISCERA"

#ipv8 is great and all, but I think this RFC is a lot more thought through, can totally get behind it https://www.ietf.org/archive/id/draft-meow-mrrp-00.html #meow

wake up wake up wake up wake up :3c ŌwŌ #furryart #nsfw furaffinity.net/view/64694370/

[/hj] my hot take on why software design is so shit these days is because ui designers realised we peaked in 2018 with the Windows 10 Calculator app being the best looking piece of software ever made and have consequently given up trying to ever top it

Also thinking about how the companies that poisoned an entire generation with lead got off next to scott-free.

i can do my job fully remote WHY do I have to to office

Oh also this

Im genuinely considering quitting programming. Maybe I can do system administration? Or well.. until AI eats that too