IT'S HAPPENING GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/ #github

*slow clap* https://damrnelson.github.io/github-historical-uptime/

I keep getting crushed on European OSS contributors. I hear them speak at conferences and my lizard brain tells me to give them shiny rocks.

IPv4 addresses are starting to feel like party hats in Runescape did as a kid.

Hot take: if it were up to me all repos I worked on would have a bot that automatically rejects PRs that break out-of-the-box line-by-line debugging in IDEs. Unfortunately most the projects I'm on have had a neovim user that never use debuggers that write bespoke makefiles that aren't […]

[Police] Fuck the police. Fuck them all.

The #fediverse! :blobcoffee: :queercat_trans: