HTTP code 3OH3: She wants to touch me (whoa) She wants to love me (whoa) She'll never leave me (whoa, whoa, oh, oh)

*attaches this to you*

i know apple like to make a big fuss about privacy but this is a bit excessive my iphone has nuked all permissions from all apps (including its own built in icloud service apparently) and won't give me the option to grant them back

this seems a bit excessive

oh huh, imgur is just completely blocked in the uk now?

finally, with the iphone 17, they figured out how to compile their own code samples

https://bogdanthegeek.github.io/blog/projects/vapeserver/#fn:2 The free web will never die so long as we never give up

"Voice commands" have been embedded into our vision of computing for a long time: Star Trek did it and it does the whole anthropomorphization thing that tech loves. But from a practical standpoint it's a bad interface: Think of a handful of people sitting in an office yelling at their computers […]

see in work chat: some of the most popular nodejs packages hijacked with malware :blobfoxscared: :blobfoxnotlikethis: the malware only attacks browser use of cryptocurrencies :blobfoxmelt:

microsoft, was the dog necessary in the notification that would show when someone might have kernel level malware

fuckin hell (again?)

fuckin he'll

Code is a commodity now, and we’re seeing that manifest as an influx of slop apps on the App Store. Growth hacking and constant ship grindset is making the patient sicker. These are the same apps that treat you like a criminal, with 3 day trials for $20/week subscriptions. The only […]

I'm a: ❌ biological male ❌ biological female ✅ biological fox

i'm at least glad this mastodon client has a full screen animation whenever you boost a post instead of a "are you sure you want to boost this"

nghh

I mean, look at it https://www.home-assistant.io/integrations/google_assistant/ With Apple it was just "scan this QR code and make sure the devices are in the same network"

vrchat quest users be like: it ain't that bad vrchat android:

knowledge base https://hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/115118979341150575

Helped my dad drop off his busted work computer at what turned out to be the Data Recovery Place To The Stars

[citation needed]

I am dotnet defender

i just need to rewrite my entire website i just need to rewrite my entire website i just need to rewrite my entire website

they should give you all enterprise software for free if you just ask nicely

HEY, #retrocomputing youtube folk. I made a new video! I resurrected Google's "Search Appliance". The software that ran on those bright yellow Google servers they used to sell! Go check it out and stuff! https://youtu.be/bjrmH7hVBOo

this is what I look like irl btw

like people who build frameworks. will they talk about how that's done anymore? it seems like so much of the audience has settled for quasi-religious sama style presentations. so it's actually easier to market developer products that way, just magic

rating JavaScript proposals based on their ability to write an OS in the language

if you think about it. fedi probably has the highest average fox per capita out of all the social media's

"wouldn't it be cool to extract the little copy animation from windows vista" "its probably just a bunch of pngs i can grab in resource hacker" as it turns out. it's stored in a propriatery format based on adobe flash called FTR which apparently a decompiler was made for in like 2008 but is now […]

[misinformation] not supported in firefox of course

it is kind of fucked up that the .fox TLD belongs to that one american corporation rather than me

"iTerm2 can display web pages" but why who asked for this is this really required functionality is this pushing forward the human race

you know what. fuck you. *deantialises the fox*

If you have an Intel Raptor Lake system and you're in the northern hemisphere, chances are that your machine is crashing more often because of the summer heat. I know because I can literally see which EU countries have been affected by heat waves by looking at the locales of Firefox crash […]

thought it would be funny to write a web app to control an ipod (2005) however the fun police said: "an accessory must contain an authentication coprocessor provided by Apple" and "authentication is based on X.509 Version 3 certificates. Each certificate is generated and signed by a recognised […]

i love running python on macos first time i run it: takes 31 seconds second time: takes 1.3 seconds one day the python folks will figure out how to optimise for computers with antivirus software installed

I got this little drawover from @vintagecoyote.bsky.social :3

Did you know that Apple's Excel competitor Numbers added support for adding .USDZ 3D models into your spreadsheets recently for some reason

Autistic Furries use "Fair" and "that's fair" the same way robots in sci-fi use "Afirmative" and "Acceptable"

I slept for like 10 hours and am still tired

saw a tweet that was like "post your fursona fucking dying" and like these gen z cant go 2 seconds without the internet 🙄🙄

the web speech api is one of the best out there

oh so thats why my dhcp has been all fucky recently pihole v6 silently disabled all custom dnsmasq configuration, without even mentioning it in their release notes 🫠

figuring out how to do an outline around a thing in blender was a an amount of effort i was not preparing for it to be