I lied, our polycule doesn't have jellyfin Connect to the NAS with SMB

3 phase power is cool and all but do you have any idea how ugly asymmetric power pylons are

Watch new anime? No Watch the same anime you watched 10 years ago again? Yes

"Someone stole my ass once and I couldn't fart anymore Now" - @[email protected]

> Calls `check_ass()` first to make sure that `ass` exists, among other conditions. Since this proc is called from a timer, it's possible that it was removed.

See, you may have totally outpositioned and countered my class, however I rolled a 2% dice roll, therefore I deserve to win Rare High Moments

`import argparse`

I can post literally anything involving the word "dragon" and then a bunch of cool dragon avatars ❤️ the post

Linker command lines have to be the most unholy thing in software development

libopus relies on C varargs??? really???

Muis is getting dangerously close to drawing blood by biting at the mysterious object moving underneath my sheets (my fucking foot)

> I need to do X > do it like this: <answer> > "thanks!" > wait no that doesn't work > oh sorry I just guessed, I didn't know what that actually does. Why are both of these people like this

dragon tummy

2026-7

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

Wait Is the reason Kia (the car company) changed their logo to this new ugly one... Because it distinguishes that their new cars aren't able to be stolen with a fucking screwdriver? "DON'T smash the window on this car you aren't stealing it"

How to commit time travel (forward only): 1. Get in bed. 2. Sleep

The dragons ate 2025

I made a joke yesterday about the Dutch setting their own windmills on fire. I didn't expect them to actually burn down a historic church. Ugh. We have a disproportionately large and beautiful church in our local town and man, I'm not religious but it would be genuinely upsetting to see it gone.

You can apparently do this in TF2: `bind 9 "say color!5bcefaTrans color!f5a9b8Rights color!ffffffAre color!f5a9b8Human color!5bcefaRights"` https://sourcecolors.neocities.org/

I just got back home less than an hour ago. Muis, my cat, has already vomited over a bag in my room.

Days since I've had to deal with ELF being dogshit: 0

I know little German but enough to pick up on "zug ... technische problemen" ​:db:​

Noooooo I wanted to send one last fax to @[email protected], but they already shut it down! Oh well, I'll just send it here. #39c3

"Demon core as predicament bondage" - @[email protected]

Aufsteek links

The year is 2030. Security researchers have managed to find sidechannel attacks in the game of chess.

and you may find yourself looking at the ACPI specification at 3 am and you may ask yourself, "well, how did i get here?"

[Bad] Is tying your shoes BDSM?

#39c3 chaos post impossible mode: find "Luna", no other info

Why does CCC have to have an amogus rocket

If you transition into a plural system are you _-ing yourself some bitches

HOLY SHIT I DID IT https://mastodon.social/@c3fax/115798917594089959 SORTA

what the absolute fuck am I running

I am learning how to use chopsticks for this #39c3

Semicolon three

Being Belgian is really funny because I can say "halfway across the country" and it's way less impressive than it sounds.

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said `Blocking waiting for file lock on build directory`

How the fuck am I supposed to decide what talks to go to at 39C3 there's way too much cool shit

Spoor 1 De IC trein Naar Blankenbergen Via Brussel noord Van Dertien uur dertig

> play skyrim > put off the main quest > don't see any dragons I have discovered a problem with this plan.

No, youtube. My PC is not downloading 5 videos in parallel. I am just screenmaxxing like that. at 10x speed

And remember: testing is the future, and the future starts with _you_.

Tomorrow I will get bahned

How to increase your app's memory usage by hundreds of megabytes, with one innocuous switch: https://github.com/dotnet/docs/issues/50800

I must applaud VSCode for this new terminal completions feature It completely doesn't work with Windows backslash paths, and is so laggy it makes using the terminal miserable. What is QA?

Days since I have spent a disproportionate amount of time trying to judge whether a cat video is AI generated or not:

How has my life taken this path where I keep having to open WinDBG for things?

Guess who just terrorized some cats with a dark room, a phone flashlight, and a hand to cast shadows with

Guess who just terrorized some cats with a dark room, a phone flashlight, and a hand to cast shadows with