I'm not a "Furry" I'm simply a yinglet in real life

it's so sad that i am not curled up on your lap right now irl

barking, yapping,

sorry i know my posts aren't funny but if i don't i will explode and die

last night i dreamt i was in love with a giant rainbow worm. i miss them #myart #art #worm #furryart #weirdfur

sorry i messed up and fediblocked the toilet with concrete

Christmas radio: 🎶 _Oh, the fire is slowly dying._ 🎶 Muscle Man: YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS SLOWLY DYING?

yingsplaining

I, Tanium

new porn star Alexis Asbestos

true or false crime podcast (you have to guess)

is there a way to copy stickers from telegram to signal that works right now

"mausoleum" and "perineum" have the same rhyme and meter, just in case you need to know

I'm still waiting for windows 96 to come out

waht do you mean boys are supposeed to wear "pants"

[suggestive foot focused furry art] Can you at least bring him the wrench he asked for before you get too sucked in?

fuck the lock in

what's good ways to make rice into yummy food while being lazy....

@[email protected] is this true... RE: https://social.treehouse.systems/users/Elizafox/statuses/115902644250344846

cowbop beeboy

pubby :3 :neofox_floof: #dogsofmastodon

is that,.. yinglets being gay on my timeline ??? Good for them ​:thio_pride:​

boy who is a mild cognitohazard

so just found out according to my lawyer that "being a fluffy little guy" isn't a legal defense? wtf ​:thio_angry:​

yinglet yendsday

Based and penis-pilled

wanna do a blood pact with me? just for funsies

kbkty :neofox_floof: #catsofmastodon

I've cracked the code

500 megaboys per second

sleepy internet theory

it's called the living room because usually you don't find any dead people in there

you hop onto my back and tasteful gsm interference noise is added to the soundtrack

they're called Oracle because if you use them you can predict the future (you will get sued by them)