This is fantastic

Wow he’s shot up.

If you hate the new iOS photos update / allow me: 1) Open the Photos App 2) Scroll down to the bottom 3) Select ‘Customize & Reorder 4) Deselect all the checkboxes down to (but not including) Media Types 5) Close the window 6) Sob with joy

🚨NEW MEDIA CLUB🚨 GB News Reportedly Broadcasts HALF of All Stories About Muslims @farazosman.bsky.social on The Media Club with @mattdeegan.com, TV critic @scottygb.bsky.social and DMG's @jamieeast.co.uk. Watch or listen to the new podcast now: 📺 youtu.be/AqGy30WSDUA 🔈 podfollow.com/themediaclub/

My top song this year may have been ‘Do you want to build a snowman?’ (Thank you beautiful daughter 😂🤦🏽‍♀️), but think I have redeemed myself here. In my podcast era 💁🏽‍♀️ @marina-purkiss.bsky.social @jemmaforte.bsky.social @jamieeast.co.uk @maitlis.bsky.social @lewisgoodall.com @jonsopel1.bsky.social

Still holding onto this belief.

My #imaceleb final 5 prediction 5 GK Barry 4 Richard 3 Barry 2 Danny 1 Maura (winner)

BORING VOTERS on #imaceleb I fucking hate Dean

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

The time my bongos caught fire. It was terrible. No one would help and the more frantically I tried to put them out the louder everyone cheered.

Great piece from John Sturgis here about how fucking grim it is for anyone aged 18-40 nowadays. www.spectator.co.uk/article/glas...

Can we discuss Barry McGuigan’s outpouring of raw grief on #imaceleb last night? It was one of the most heart-wrenching things I’ve seen in a long time. It’s not often you see something so completely “not for the camera” on reality tv. Poor, poor man.

Oh yeah? Name twenty-five of their albums.

Has Barry McGuigan ever seen a padlock before

It’s the most wonderful time of the year #imaceleb #dohashtagsevenworkonhere

Fair play to Robbie.

How many people have used those tools to follow everyone they followed on twitter and how many have thought “fuck it, I’m starting afresh”?

Is everyone here now?

Just setting up my Bluesky