My achievements for the year 2025 include: - metabolising oxygen, water and food to produce energy - still having a (mostly) viable metabolism at the end of the year - planning to continue metabolising in 2026 - not going insane and walking off a cliff in to the ocean

ICE is breaking up families on Christmas. So here are a few of their NY state license plates: GSS2913 JCF8459 JGA1701 KDF4175 KHB9009 KRB7044 KTS7406 KTY4420 KVC9143 KVF9689 KWC9119 KWC9143 KWL5836 KWX9632 KXX2516 KZF3496 LBJ8897 LBX2697 LDY3457 LEN4816 LJB8929 LJN1327 LJN1370 LXT1388 More soon!

If elected, I will stop time once and for all.

What has higher uptime this month: a s̶e̶r̶v̶e̶r̶ floor pc in my bedroom, or @cloudflare.social?

I, for one, hate having a skeleton and welcome our new moopsy overlords.

Domestic airports imply the existence of feral airports

DoorDash block time to deal with the consequences of your order

Perfect time to do some crime

another day, another "Duo account is disabled"

Holy shit

I normally take ibuprofen for my assorted pains but now that I know tylenol is good for autism I may need to switch.

"Sideloading" is the rentseeker word for "being able to run software of your choosing on a computing device you purchased". There is no reasonable case for an operating system developer having a say over what programs you run on your hardware. #android #google

rest in piss Kirk

All of the Helluva Boss songs are on Spotify now: open.spotify.com/artist/30cRk...

I will never understand a mentality this utterly, eagerly servile to the worst figures on the planet.

New hobby: go through marketing/tracking etc companies on linkedin, find their tracking api endpoints, and submit them to easylist

guess who just spent 2 days debugging a weird floating point inaccuracy issue before they realized they had loaded old data in the qemu buildroot?

"Our nation already passed the tipping point where we might hope to match the deliberative bicameral legislative process of, say, shore crabs."

Expanse has like, the highest concentration of ladies I wish would bully me, of any show Ergo it's actually the very most woke

There have been plenty of horrendous days for America and today is no exception. What a horrific, sadistic, and stupid bill. I have nothing to express but anger and sorrow at this moment.

The only King I acknowledge

Going to try modding the pinebuds firmware

Straight to jail (pun intended)

:3 on main

i've committed less warcrimes than the average nobel peace prize recipient and no one ever gave me a million dollars

PhD student watching all my undergrad friends to into big tech be like

unfortunately from the passenger seat I can see all of my skill issues with stunning clarity

Pro tip: Deleting your kubernetes cluster's HTTP ingress load balancer? Yeah, that breaks HTTP ingress. So my entry in the internet phonebook is now out of date lollllllll

We are speedrunning the Declaration of Independence, folks.

I stayed up until 6:00 a.m. because I thought a paper was due at 8am. Turns out it's due 8am _the next day _

Satire is dead and we sit on its corpse like a throne

Why do we all have to suffer because old men want to make a public spectacle of their brains losing all their wrinkles?

Anyone else say "bis-kee" to themselves when they type `bsky.app`?

Good luck not reading "homeowner" as "ho-meow-ner" from now on. (read alt text for context if the image makes zero sense)

PSA: To those using Monaspice instead of Monaspace for the Nerdfont and Powerline symbols: Monaspace 1.200 now includes them! github.com/githubnext/m...

My Logitech G604 setup, any why I use it: wiki.kurtw.dev/en/notes/log...

Lords of COBOL, hear my PRAYER DIVISION

Today and in the coming days, remember

Sometimes parents call to make sure it's ok to click the X to close a folder. Other times they call because they've already clicked OK on 10 diff website prompts, tried putting the username in the password field and sent the password as a reply to the 2FA text. What website? They don't know.

lab work be like

The reason people believe dumb shit and conspiracies is because the dumb shit is free and the truth costs $9.99/mo

It bears repeating that shit like OANN, Newsmax, Infowars, hell even Stormfront, NEVER had a paywall. Meanwhile you get 2 free NYT articles per year if you create an account and sign up via email and start your free trial by inputting your credit card information and email activation code and

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I regret to inform me that operation go to bed did not work.

ALIEN: Take me to your leader ME: [eating pizza with a fork] Bold of you to assume that I'm not the leader