Reading about the making of John Boorman's Deliverance and you know that scene where Lewis (Burt Reynolds) somersaults into the waterfall...?

Another triumph for deregulation! By saving a few million in monitoring and enforcement, our governments have landed us with a vast illegal waste dumping problem, new organised crime networks and a clean-up bill that could run to tens of billions. My column. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Picked up a hire car earlier to replace my daughters Suzuki Ignis while its at the smash repairers and Europcar somehow deemed a Cupra Formentor VZ5 a straight swap 😂

Now imagine one trained to kill

Have a great weekend guys 👍💕

Why is it 79 degrees in San Francisco? This is just not typical March weather.

Bob Vylan's is now the moderate position on the IDF www.haaretz.com/west-bank/20...

Most Stoke fans will know this story but its still one of my favourites www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

Nuclear Suicide Vests……

Had to check it wasn't April Fools Day. www.lbc.co.uk/article/fara...

Every minister should read this from @georgemonbiot.bsky.social: “The global food system is systemically fragile in the same way that the global financial system was before the 2008 crash…the same factors that would have brought down the financial system….now threaten to bring down the food system”.

The Slug & Lettuce

Anyway, fuck Ipswich Town

Currently dealing with the UK passport office who are helpfully directly contradicting the advice on their own website & refusing to recognise a commonwealth passport holder to verify my daughters identity 🤬

The island of Diego Garcia is in the news which gives me a excuse to post a ripper of a song by my one of my favourite bands. 'Is there a little bit of light, Is there a little bit of hope...' youtu.be/ERJlZOrPQqY?...

As a Marine platoon leader in Vietnam, Mueller was shot and later returned to lead his platoon after his recovery. He received a Bronze Star for valor, a Purple Heart, 2 Navy/Marine Commendation medals, Republican of Vietnam Cross of Valor, and numerous other medals.

Here she is, reliably diabolical

Great yarn www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

Did anyone else assume until today’s second goal that Millions right leg was an ornamental prosthetic serving only as ballast ?

48-46 ?? Rugby isn’t a serious game these days. I have no interest in watching almost 100pts being scored

Palantir CEO promises that his technology will reduce educated women's economic and political power newrepublic.com/post/207693/...

Bradford fans singing ‘Were off to Tottenham, you’re off to York…’ at the Vale last night 🤣

‘We became tax exiles by mistake….’

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

This is remarkably close to how I imagined the world if it were run by violent morons

Id like to thank Apple 🍏 personally for developing software to a point where it will autocorrect the word I’m trying to type and replace it with a word that DOESN’T EXIST 🙏👌👍👏

My nephew took his dog on a 3hr walk around Macc Forest today, poor fella looks like he’s been to war 😁

I’d like to apologise for booking flights back to the UK via Dubai, thereby providing the catalyst for war

We have people who moved to these places to avoid paying taxes, while still getting the benefits of an Australian passport - and at the first hint of trouble, want to bludge off the taxpayer to get the government to bring them home. If their primary tax domicile isn't Australia, bill them for it.

Lunar eclipse out the back of ours, if you’re that way inclined

All these knobs walking around with selfie sticks telling us how Dubai is still amazing makes me think it’s fucking hot & boring but they don’t want to admit it

Queue at the local servo today for petrol, I’m assuming all involved have a 2000 litre fuel tank mod and are planning to ride this conflict out 🤷‍♂️

Is Trump planning on attending any military funerals for the (to use his term) losers killed in Iran ?

Quick refresher that when the U.S invaded Iraq with no justification & no plan it lead to the formation of ISIS.

They spent billions on regime change in Venezuela and left the Maduro's head of torture in charge. They are now spending billions on regime change in Iran, knowing the most likely outcome will be harder line leadership. We do not have serious people running our country.

Uncut Trumpism. No election is valid unless they win it. Farage and Reform UK are outright enemies of democracy and the Mail is actively aiding them.

I speak as someone who takes an interest in voting & elections, what the fuck is this ‘family voting’ charade ??? Reform were routed, simple as that

They’ve only gone and elected a normal human being

This paragraph from Marina Hyde 🤣🤣🤣

This mornings dog walk took a turn for the spectacular

If you find yourself in the unfortunate position of requiring a stay in hospital, get well soon & all that but you really don’t need to post a selfie

This piece on a Coffs local is a bit light on detail but I do know Linda has been hugely inconvenienced & treated pretty shabbily by VW & the dealership in this case. They could have made it right but they continued to double down. Textbook case of how not to handle PR 🤦‍♂️ youtu.be/HEdmJAbbqYM?...

Once Were Warriors

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

Reminder that it’s always innocent children who pay the price for anti-vax lunacy

No cheating your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist.

You have to worry about the rest of the season and where the next win is coming from if Stoke draw or lose this game. Apart from Wednesday, I reckon Leicester have the flakiest defence in the division