The Epic of Gilgamesh is historically significant as the world's first Yaoi

Of course the British are transphobic. Their most iconic building is big clock

12.12

we are the granddaughters of the women your reindeer couldn't run over

e33 was great tbh. i feel bad that the devs were eminem'd though. their 40k moment.

Domestic dispute in public

It's peam

coming off a day-long avah love bender to shove her in a box and talk about how much i love my son instead. oh cammy you are so ugly in warframe but you're MY ugly boy

You must go...little children of Morganna... Aura has been a goal since I started cosplaying. I'm so happy to finally have her done. 📸: marlo.louden #cosplay #dothack #dothackcosplay #dothackimoq

can someone tell me why i started saying 'jesus mary and joseph and the fuckin ass' when i'm frustrated. i've never seen line of duty. i'm haunted by a ghost.

got comm'd to draw my favorite sad elf man. long overdue honestly

i am so good at video games. i'm only like 40 maps away for real this time (no clickbait). all this to ctrl+d on a ring and have it say 1337 divine.

so this dropped when huck joined me. marriage contact, innit?

i'd strike the sun if it insulted me* *this is funnier knowing i'm too brain damaged to read moby dick

honestly yapping on birdapp because i don't wanna go back to poe1 farming. it's so cold out here [running dozens of maps for yellow lifeforce because it's at a 10:1 ratio this late in the league]. i wanna sleep but this ring craft is my white whale

then again, the vaal empire is a little bit like a taco bell.

hold, lad. werent you all confused about the gross [gore, mutilation, abuse, slavery] content in that other game? and youre heralding path of exile? you know all that red gunk on the screen when you hit a skill aint ketchup, right? vaal empire aint a taco bell. better 'cos it's set dressing, innit?

[posts that surely won't age poorly as i get further in] self-care is framing your imposter syndrome like in the summer hikaru died

i'm always funnier the second time around. goddammit

kaname date backshot pov [derogatory]

i did meet a (very) few nice people while raiding. the people who wanted to do stuff blind were generally kinda chill.

coil 1... weh... other than that tier i did the final tier of 6.X and the first tier of 7.X savage. my hands are fucked now so those days are over. raiding fucking sucked, though, so.

just the normal Gulp is ok . Please

me too, king. me too #dimitrialexandreblaiddyd #fe3h

yeah. yeah

additionally i'm sure not-aura-from-dothack-in-xiv [spleen] would be an interesting choice but i ain't done 7.1 yet so i unno.

honestly if foulques is a scion we get a full expansion where some very uncomfortable things happen in gridania very quickly and i think that's exactly what the game needs.

i used my get out of death free card on ysayle. anyway hilda is busy actually saving ishgard. naago is busy rebuilding ala mhigo. everyone in shadowbringers can't come to the source. there's only one character in endwalker. BJJ vs bnuuy is truly my bias but they should all 3 be able to join

watching a silly streamer path of exile video and how the hell did they cook the server so hard that the graphic for divination cards turned into bird shit

LEVEL 1: My OC has a huge cock LEVEL 2: My OC has an average cock because I'm normal about these things LEVEL 3: My OC has a huge cock because fuck normal actually LEVEL 4: My OC's cock varies depending on how horny I am LEVEL 5: My OC's cock is however big it needs to be to make the joke land

i really need, like, real life UI elements because i don't know when i last took aspirin and i want to be polite to my liver. but also my headhandsleg hurts.

read my posts in his voice boy

my baby girl... my boy @celestialkarakul.bsky.social did the first two, and... ... everything else is from people without socials. i am a fool and failed the prompt

Yes

This whole article is absolutely worth a read because there are several lines I could have pulled out as an example of why you should read it but I settled on this one.

So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here. But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?

seasons greasons. festive brayflox

lrt (so jealous i'm about to throw up) happy for you.

Went to the Baltimore Erotic Art Society’s Erotic Market today and bought this amazing tray from animeceramix/Maryanne Deadpool Daymont. Very excited to use it as a charcuterie board that slowly reveals its true nature to unsuspecting guests.

PSA for anyone who needs it: You are still able to buy Yakuza 0 from GOG in its original form and this is the recommended way to play, the Director's Cut changes some things for the worse. See here to learn what was changed: www.avclub.com/yakuza-0-dir...

currently the mood rn

the fact they sell orange juice without pulp enrages me on a religious level