In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

Games Workshop and Warhammer 40K are also worth significantly more to the British economy than fishing But we got years of rhetoric about "British fish for British trawlers" instead of "space marines for the single market"

Context for the usual display name. I have laughed at this every time I've seen it for the last year.

Got a new job, updated linkedin, didn't post about it. #LifeOnTheEdge

Oh man the only thing I want on band camp Friday is the new @warringtonruncorn.com album. Are you sure you don't want it out early for the extra cash 🤣

now where i am from when someone in your office has an accuracy rate of 57.2 percent in editing spreadsheets we call them "fired"

Timeline cleanser. Timeline weirdifier. Compelling viewing.

Racist misogyny?! But there have never been any signs www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

There was a certain Duras sisters vibe to Vicky Patterson's hair in this week's #Strickly. The strickly hair and make-up department is all #STTNG all the time.

Went back to @waylandsforge.bsky.social this weekend, it's still excellent. I did spot the major problem I'd forgotten about last time. Loads of the #TTRPG books are on low shelves & after all the kneeling/crouching I could barely walk by the time I left. Take someone limber if you're of a vintage 🤣

England are having to work hard to deal with the Canada backs, but Canada are getting monstered by the England forwards. You love to see it. #RWC2025 #CANvENG #RedRoses

I've given @mrtimnewman.bsky.social my stinking cold. Whoops...

Two Slice is a 2-pixels-high font that you shouldn’t be able to read, but if you give it a minute, you end up being able to read after all! Typographic sorcery.

Pullman?! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

For some reason Google showed me this and I give it a solid 10 minutes before a terf starts acting like a knob end. www.gov.uk/government/n...

font #977: Hunters K-Pop nalgames.com/fonts/hunter... no prizes for working out the inspiration behind this one! this is just another addition to, and covered by, the All Fonts Pack license, which is still down to $19 for 1,230+ fonts. ci.itch.io/all-fonts-pa... #art #kpop #font #graphicdesign

If you have any content... Download it now.

This is pure rage bait for gammons. This is in no way, shape, or from a new thing. You could barely escape the bastard things when I started uni in the previous *millennium*. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

A fun fiber fact for today is that in the late 19th century, a guy decided to experiment with fiber technology by building a miniature crossbow and having it shoot molten glass across his lab. This is why today you can read my bad takes online.

Cat just walked in with a lil feather poking out the corner of her mouth. Interesting. #TinyApexPredator

Average American train station if paracetamol caused autism (/s)

when fantasy / post-apocalyptic media does that thing where there's a wide establishing shot and there's a toppled giant statue that's become part of the landscape, that shit's always the best. Bonus points if the characters have to travel across the giant blade of its fallen sword to reach a peak

Oh rapture is it? youtu.be/mUQy8kOsizk?...

that’s better

It's not normally this fast to be honest bsky.app/profile/atan...

Looking forward to finding out which supplement that financially benefits the kleptocrats is a good replacement for paracetamol now it causes the autisms.

Would you like to read the post apocalypse community focused RPG I wrote with @johnthehedge.bsky.social ? Hope is a theme and empathy is a system. www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...

It's a banger almost without peer. The peer in question is planescape torment. They were on fire in this era.

A little #FamilyHistory thread today - some families have things they built, discoveries they have made, a famous great great great something. My family has a large piece of national infrastructure we destroyed. 1/

I'm looking forward to lip reading what Jill Scott says when Craig gives Karen Carney bad feedback #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

My dad would be so mad at me for saying this but: what I love about live music in hospitality venues is how it stops conversation dead so you have to pay attention to the middle aged men on the stage.

This is great and the only problem with it is the publishing industry is mad. So having done this, with a lot of hard work and effort... they will likely stay on a low income #FantasyFaction

Agentic AI? Bring him back you fucking cowards.

Exciting to enter a period where being a comedian might actually become slightly dangerous! Let's see how edgy the edgelords are then.

At this rate, coming up next week: Disney orders Marvel to retcon Black Panther as a white dude from Rhodesia who fights for the rights of Afrikaner farmers.

We love a visit to #Brum and haven't been in a while, we were thinking about visiting next week but, and there is no delicate way to ask this, does #Birmingham currently smell? 6 months of bin strike is zero fun for anyone.

"You've let me down, you've let the squadron down... and worst of of all you've let yourself down."

I've just chopped an onion that needs it own entry in the Geneva convention. Sweet Christmas.

It is important, when killing a nun, to ensure you bring a book of sufficient size

If I wanted somewhere that sold #art #illustration prints UK based, where I could completely exclude AI stuff, and wanted a #cyberpunk city scape. Where is good and who is a good bet? Happy for self promo answers. #ttrpg

Deleted the last one included altrext

if the right doesn’t stop doing things like this the right might get violent

Please be considerate and tell all your normie friends not to look into Groyper ideology. Just give them the broad strokes that he was an incel in an imaginary war between different factions of young, alt-right boys. Allowing them to learn anything more than that is a disservice.

had a reply from one of the recent concern trolls saying "there are 240 million Christians, the death of one man won't change their minds". i really want them to understand the origin story for their religion because fucking hell.

What this doesn't convey is that it's an absolute beast of a book and I can fully imagine Nona Grey beating someone to death with it. It's what she would have wanted. #FantasyFaction

I bought some lovely prints from @inprnt.com that an artist advertised. I ended up with a spare frame so I thought I know I'll go and search to see if there is another I like. There are no functional filters on the art and clicking back from an image takes you back to the start. 😬