Ballantyne
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I'll be your Ballantyne
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Kelsey Atherton
about 23 hours ago
"let people enjoy things" is a real lampshade over "slop is fine" huh
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That is Iggy Pop and you can't convince me otherwise.
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2 days ago
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Brendan Kevenides
7 days ago
I am looking for examples of tallbikes for sale, or which have been recently sold. I need some examples in order to assess the fair market value of a client's destroyed tallbike. Thank you for any help you can provide.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tall_bike
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Tall bike - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tall_bike
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Starfleet Design đź–Ťđź––
7 days ago
Captain Bara official portrait. A native of the planet Kappa II and… well, that's all the lore I came up with while polishing the art!
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Pennis is going hard for the Beavers!
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7 days ago
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Spoilers, the answer will be NO.
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8 days ago
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One more time!
theonion.com/trump-warns-...
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8 days ago
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PizzaCake
11 days ago
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Kat Abughazaleh
14 days ago
Happy Dungeon Crawler Carl day to all who celebrate
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McSweeney's
22 days ago
"For this focus group, conducted shortly before a sustained green glow began emanating from the station’s superlaser array, we spoke with residents who said they had backed Emperor Palpatine but now felt conflicted."
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“They Would Never Use the Death Star on Us”: Alderaan Residents Reflect on Their Support for the Empire as a Large Imperial Installation Enters the System
“For this focus group, conducted shortly before a sustained green glow began emanating from the station’s superlaser array, we spoke with residents who said ...
https://buff.ly/RgB6H2A
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Kelly
24 days ago
Disability isn’t a vacation. It isn’t fun. It isn’t easy. It isn’t something people do for the “perks”. It’s a 24/7 job. It’s managing doctors, wrangling medications & fighting with insurance. It’s coping with ableism & abandonment. It’s doing all of that while in legislated poverty.
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@actualnames.bsky.social
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26 days ago
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Hey Google, show me the headline most designed to be bait for a Reddit post.
26 days ago
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Don't threaten me with a good time.
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28 days ago
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Leor Galil
28 days ago
did any of the artists on the nyt 30 greatest living songwriters list make a masterpiece about how they dig through the ditches and burn through the witches, and slam in the back of their dragula?
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C. Robert Cargill
29 days ago
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All it takes is one over eager rookie to pull a gun and this dude is dead.
youtu.be/nHwxV0Sd9V8?...
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Flock cameras keep telling police a Colorado man who doesn't have a warrant has a warrant
YouTube video by Next 9NEWS
https://youtu.be/nHwxV0Sd9V8?si=c9pwBl4q4Xx5N-NQ
about 1 month ago
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That end of the school year feeling
about 1 month ago
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Harebrained
about 1 month ago
Happy Earth Day.
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@mmmegan.bsky.social
You are not crazy, I don't know why they didn't understand how butter works.
about 1 month ago
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Happy TACO Tuesday everyone. Another threat followed by caving.
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about 1 month ago
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Police are asking for leads as to who stole the Circle sign off the Circle K.
about 1 month ago
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I don't want to brag or anything, but what number does that math make me?
@damnyouwillis.bsky.social
about 1 month ago
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I wonder how many times I'll get to post this one:
theonion.com/trump-warns-...
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about 1 month ago
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Leor Galil
about 1 month ago
Pretty frustrating that the New York Times is crediting AP with uncovering the existence of Aadam’s archive when I reported on it 15 months prior.
chicagoreader.com/music/gossip...
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It was at this point in the show that
@davidpierce.xyz
said, "
@reckless.bsky.social
let's lightning round our way through the rest of the show." What would taking your time look like?
about 1 month ago
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Mo Ryan
about 1 month ago
please understand how restrained this was for a Chicagoan
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If anyone knows about lying to the public, it's Pete
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about 1 month ago
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It's trickling down, I swear...
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about 1 month ago
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You get what you pay for. You also wreck your engine if that wasn't clear.
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about 1 month ago
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Really, name the 8? I want to see if our lists are the same.
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about 1 month ago
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Lum
about 1 month ago
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I was never the biggest Nirvana fan, but this is wild to listen to them early when tehy still had to introduce themselves and only got a few claps.:
archive.org/details/ajc0...
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Nirvana Live at Dreamerz 1989-07-08 : Nirvana : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Nirvana1989-07-08DreamerzChicago, ILRecording generously loaned from the Aadam Jacobs Audio Archive.Mastering: WAV > Audacity (tracking) > FLAC >...
https://archive.org/details/ajc00795_nirvana-1989-07-08
about 1 month ago
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You either see the D or you don't watch enough Star Trek
about 1 month ago
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*Subscribe to my substack!* Nah, I'm good.
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about 1 month ago
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The future is insane. The groundskeeper releases a bunch of bots to mow the lawn then when they die he rides out ON A LAWNMOWER and picks them up to swap out. He's just watching TikTok in between trips. Do you think he sees how he is being replaced?
about 1 month ago
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Dems: No one likes us and they all think we are weak and ineffective eladers. Also Dems: Let's negotiate with murderers about how to kill people in nice ways.
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about 1 month ago
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The Onion
about 1 month ago
Blothar The Berserker Of GWAR Explains How Independent Journalism Is The Only Force As Powerful As GWAR. Subscribe to The Onion at
membership.theonion.com
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Oh look, suddenly everyone thinks that a trade war and blockade are exciting stuff. Now we just wait for two Jedi to show up and reopen the Strait of Hormuz and I'll finally be vindicated
about 1 month ago
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Laurie Ulster
about 1 month ago
Octavia E. Butler, 1998:
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Pope Bob is a Southsider and knows how to point that bat. Don't tell me he is weak on crime.
about 1 month ago
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That cat has had one too many Dirty Shirleys
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about 1 month ago
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The story keeps getting better.
www.lakemchenryscanner.com/2026/04/11/i...
about 2 months ago
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If you live by this dumb shit on Etsy you deserve to be made fun of. If you're the artist, did you wonder why it was called Millennium Park? It sure isn't for the first millennium.
about 2 months ago
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Him thinking he's going to make it to the end of the term has some real Dred Scott energy for these pardons.
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https://www.wsj.com/politics/policy/trump-promises-mass-pardons-to-staff-before-leaving-office-d7274d32
about 2 months ago
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I'm sorry, what‽
about 2 months ago
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If history has taught us anything, it is that we don't learn from history.
about 2 months ago
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Chicago: I am in this picture and I'm not sure how to feel about it
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about 2 months ago
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Well, this is going to change middle school geography.
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about 2 months ago
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