"let people enjoy things" is a real lampshade over "slop is fine" huh

That is Iggy Pop and you can't convince me otherwise.

I am looking for examples of tallbikes for sale, or which have been recently sold. I need some examples in order to assess the fair market value of a client's destroyed tallbike. Thank you for any help you can provide. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tall_bike

Captain Bara official portrait. A native of the planet Kappa II and… well, that's all the lore I came up with while polishing the art!

Pennis is going hard for the Beavers!

Spoilers, the answer will be NO.

One more time! theonion.com/trump-warns-...

Happy Dungeon Crawler Carl day to all who celebrate

"For this focus group, conducted shortly before a sustained green glow began emanating from the station’s superlaser array, we spoke with residents who said they had backed Emperor Palpatine but now felt conflicted."

Disability isn’t a vacation. It isn’t fun. It isn’t easy. It isn’t something people do for the “perks”. It’s a 24/7 job. It’s managing doctors, wrangling medications & fighting with insurance. It’s coping with ableism & abandonment. It’s doing all of that while in legislated poverty.

Hey Google, show me the headline most designed to be bait for a Reddit post.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

did any of the artists on the nyt 30 greatest living songwriters list make a masterpiece about how they dig through the ditches and burn through the witches, and slam in the back of their dragula?

All it takes is one over eager rookie to pull a gun and this dude is dead. youtu.be/nHwxV0Sd9V8?...

That end of the school year feeling

Happy Earth Day.

@mmmegan.bsky.social You are not crazy, I don't know why they didn't understand how butter works.

Happy TACO Tuesday everyone. Another threat followed by caving.

Police are asking for leads as to who stole the Circle sign off the Circle K.

I don't want to brag or anything, but what number does that math make me? @damnyouwillis.bsky.social

I wonder how many times I'll get to post this one: theonion.com/trump-warns-...

Pretty frustrating that the New York Times is crediting AP with uncovering the existence of Aadam’s archive when I reported on it 15 months prior. chicagoreader.com/music/gossip...

It was at this point in the show that @davidpierce.xyz said, " @reckless.bsky.social let's lightning round our way through the rest of the show." What would taking your time look like?

please understand how restrained this was for a Chicagoan

If anyone knows about lying to the public, it's Pete

It's trickling down, I swear...

You get what you pay for. You also wreck your engine if that wasn't clear.

Really, name the 8? I want to see if our lists are the same.

I was never the biggest Nirvana fan, but this is wild to listen to them early when tehy still had to introduce themselves and only got a few claps.: archive.org/details/ajc0...

You either see the D or you don't watch enough Star Trek

*Subscribe to my substack!* Nah, I'm good.

The future is insane. The groundskeeper releases a bunch of bots to mow the lawn then when they die he rides out ON A LAWNMOWER and picks them up to swap out. He's just watching TikTok in between trips. Do you think he sees how he is being replaced?

Dems: No one likes us and they all think we are weak and ineffective eladers. Also Dems: Let's negotiate with murderers about how to kill people in nice ways.

Blothar The Berserker Of GWAR Explains How Independent Journalism Is The Only Force As Powerful As GWAR. Subscribe to The Onion at membership.theonion.com.

Oh look, suddenly everyone thinks that a trade war and blockade are exciting stuff. Now we just wait for two Jedi to show up and reopen the Strait of Hormuz and I'll finally be vindicated

Octavia E. Butler, 1998:

Pope Bob is a Southsider and knows how to point that bat. Don't tell me he is weak on crime.

That cat has had one too many Dirty Shirleys

The story keeps getting better. www.lakemchenryscanner.com/2026/04/11/i...

If you live by this dumb shit on Etsy you deserve to be made fun of. If you're the artist, did you wonder why it was called Millennium Park? It sure isn't for the first millennium.

Him thinking he's going to make it to the end of the term has some real Dred Scott energy for these pardons. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

I'm sorry, what‽

If history has taught us anything, it is that we don't learn from history.

Chicago: I am in this picture and I'm not sure how to feel about it

Well, this is going to change middle school geography.