All variations on the same design, an anus.

If Trump ends up killing tens of thousands of Iranians to distract us from the Epstein files, Democrats will have blood on their hands.

People I care about are being deployed to die for this pedophile's ego. Fuck this man and all who support him.

@scoutingamerica.bsky.social is letting pedophiles run the place. There goes over a decade of rebuilding trust. Too bad the Catholic church doesn't charter troops anymore, you'd be a perfect fit together.

As the Charter Organization Rep for a troop of Scouts that has existed for 95 years, I will be pulling our charter if this is not fixed. @scoutingamerica.bsky.social this is cowardly and goes against everything scouting stands for. www.erininthemorning.com/p/secdef-heg...

48oz Coffee bucket because any day can feel like a Monday after a long break.

This is how you get traded out of Winnipeg.

Leaving no beer unturned

Here’s what I expect from the State of the Union tonight. Follow for more cartoons!

If Polymarket has odds on IT Happening during the speech, I might be convinced to try placing prop bets on how.

WASHINGTON (AP): Supreme Court strikes down Trump plan to drop piano on you Me:

This screenshot is so old the guy is probably dead by now.

Share a movie that no one remembers that you regularly think about. 🖤 Blood and Doughnuts1995

We found a way to monitize be creepy, but less so.

Hey Google, show me a video of the 2nd Trump Administration.

This is the thing I think trolls, etc don't understand: Once I block you I literally never think about you again. Shit, five minutes after I block someone I don't remember who they are or why I blocked them. They simply and literally don't exist for me anymore. If this is a victory for you, fine.

Let me tell you a tale of how completely the normies have been mobilized. My 14 year-old niece has done School of Rock for the past 5 years; last summer she was part of their touring band, and the kids loved playing together so much that they decided to keep doing it. (1/?)

I was standing in this very spot the next day and had no idea. This kid will be a local legend for a long time.

Only half joking when I say Games Workshop pushing 40K instead of Fantasy as the flagship franchise has been a world historical disaster.

He can prove it by locking himself in a room with only CO2. I suggest he give it a try.

@schakowsky.house.gov as someone who has never stood up to ICE, you should be an expert, but I can't believe I had to fix this quote for you. What has Bliss done other than capitalize on the misery of his town being targeted? @katmabu.bsky.social did far more sitting down.

Context: this speech is from SIR THOMAS MORE, a history written, as near as scholars can tell, in the early 1600s by 6 or 7 people including Dekker, Heywood, Chettle, Shakespeare, and Munday. It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.

It just feels like erecting a golden statue of yourself is starting a countdown timer

No one wants to work anymore

In 1946, cartoonist & illustrator Noel Sickles was sent by Life magazine to sketch the Nuremberg trials. Here is his sketch of the execution of Joachim Von Ribbentrop, who claimed at trial that his boss had made all of the important decisions, & that he was only following orders.

To end up in the Epstein files for an essay about not being the type of person who ends up in the Epstein files is a wild turn.

When you meet a republican ask them which zone they believe is best for America.

Pitter patter, get at it! Get out there and organize. I have been using a cheap heat sticker printer to slap up QR codes with info all over my neighborhood to organize; what's stopping you from doing something similar? www.theverge.com/tech/872493/...

Been up all night with friends going through the unpleasantly long lists of infosec people in the Epstein Files. Yikes, guys. I knew some of them were pieces of shit, already - but too many other people fell for a transparent bid to illegitimatize elections, and I said so then. 🤷🏻‍♀️😞

This is how you do an ad. Heater at the end had me pointing at the screen like Leo.

They just deboed that door.

Canada, never change!

For the last decade "unprecedented" shit has been happening nonstop; at this point, expect anything.

I know yesterday was #ThresholdDay but I spotted the kids at the museum today.

This bear got into the edibles

“Abolish” or “defund” aren't within grasp in 2026. But where are: - End qualified immunity - Rewrite use-of-force so this crap isn't ruled “within policy” - Overturn July 8 mandatory detention memo - Reinstate TPS - Open up detention centers, enforce humane conditions He doesn’t even *ask* for it.

This is just the highlight reel

Just your average day in the USA.

This makes it clear Obama is never going to save us. Maybe people will stop pretending and stand up for themselves. This is weak as hell.

For some reason today, seeing Alex Pretti beaten, disarmed, then executed, I remembered how calmly cops took Dylann Roof and then went out and got him Burger King.

This shit is funny as hell. Roast the petty fool. bsky.app/profile/suat...

Here is a Gift link, it's worth a read www.theverge.com/2024/8/22/24...

I can't believe I'm reposting Charlie Kirk.

@durbin.senate.gov This blood is on your hands, and you are quiet. You voted to fund this.

@schakowsky.house.gov Why are you quiet?

I cannot wait to vote for @katmabu.bsky.social on March 17th.

I can’t imagine this administration thought this would go any other way. They’re creating people who are willing to be killed by the feds purely because the feds have invaded their city and are terrorizing their neighbors. The Trump admin created this.