I fixed the audio

If you see this, post a concert photo you took

If ICE arrests the late night Tamale Guy, I swear, Chicago will riot.

I think my main in Mario Kart World is Cow. Can anyone interpret what that says about me?

No shit, that's how lists work. screenrant.com/star-trek-st...

Only because I hate cancel culture. 🖕 #Disney

Google "Horst Wessel"

Fire this man for talking about Robert Redford by accurately stating his behavior!

@tpneenan.bsky.social thank you for saying you enjoyed this season of Strange New Worlds. Nearly every review and article I see online is talking about how the season was a disaster and I think it’s great.

The school dog on picture day. 15/10 for the smile and tie

Wow, Apple’s new UI is ugly. Liquid Glass, more like Liquid Ass, am I right?

What if we built gas chambers, it'd be more efficient‽ /s

As a school teacher, can confirm.

Man this TOS Spock quote got me “I object to you. I object to intellect without discipline. I object to power without constructive purpose.” -Spock

@kenwhite.bsky.social That crack about Janine Shapiro choosing the wrong proof is some Kendrick Lamar level shit

Algeria would like a word So would Morocco Oh look, a queue is forming

I might be a little early, but I am willing to risk it youtu.be/Tj2c6vJvyPA?...

The entire internet right now refreshing their feeds.

I just had to explain the facts of life to my son, he needs to know that Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all time and anyone who says otherwise is delusional.

TBF, this is normally how keeps bored soldiers busy. They’ll be painting rocks or filling sandbags next.

I had to confirm the news from a trusted source

This is creeping closer to a Poe's Law situation: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/fac...

Everything about this was designed to bait @reckless.bsky.social : Sony doing weird shit, Robots doing tiny surgery, and a mid-west tie-in. youtu.be/bgRAkBNFMHk?...

This is about the time they bring in a woman or POC to be CEO to push off the Glass Cliff.

I've got a million dollar idea, what if we had a way to send an email that people couldn't reply to. Imagine [Turn Replies Off] for email. I call it: UDP-mail.

At today’s teacher welcome: They tell us how much money you make with a degree, yet the average salary quoted for a BA/BS is higher than the highest step on the pay schedule for a the same degree. They're telling us how important education is while underpaying the people responsible for success.

Not very confident after all, eh?

This is proof they shouldn't be here. WTF are those buildings?

I can tell you there are going to be a lot of caveats this year when teaching the Constitution.

@aplante.com ignore the doofuses on r/winnipeg. They just keep bitching about the same things to keep their streak going.

@alicefraser.bsky.social when you are writing the super long intros, how many times have you been tempted to just make that intro the full show, boldlt tell a short story, shout Realms Unknown, and then cut the credits?

See if you can tell the moment they spotted my dog, and I was standing off on the side of the trail because we don’t wanna get run over by idiots

This graph tells me that I am carrying a lot of you. I'm lucky if I can get through a year without buying a couple dozen books.

This may be the worst business plan ever.

@tedleo.bsky.social is amazing. A few years ago I saw him at a back yard show in Chicago and he steps up to the mic and busts a string almost instantly. It was a great show. He never once looked this dejected.

This always gets a repost

She’s hiding

Too far. It's called Honkey Bucket for a reason. It's as good as a sign this roadside stop is a sundown town.

@michaelianblack.bsky.social I'm glad to see you finally got the big desk

What's it like living in the midwest?

What if we just stopped giving a shit about the feelings of a bunch of guys who thought a solid compromise on slavery was to count them as 3/5ths a person rather than abolishing it? They all died before the first photograph was taken.

Oh hey, a spider tried to eat me when I was swimming in the lake. It was a cutie.

What fresh bullshit is this?

I check for traps

Hey, I think we found trhe people doing the sex trafficking.

This may be a hot take, but I've lived in a house without AC for the last 7 years. We've tried window units and stuff, but they don't work with how our house is built. It's not great, and I don't recommend it. Occasionally, we have to stay with people who do have it because it's too hot at home.

This can only be the work of Carmen Sacramento! www.rcinet.ca/eye-on-the-a...

You want me to RETURN it?

You don't know rage and frustration until you have to set up @pocketcasts.com on a new phone. This is why I put off getting a new phone for so long.

Any Daria fans out there?