at the car wash. didn't realize my bluetooth was connected until xvideos was blasting from my car for a good 45 second

yo @henrybarajas.bsky.social - mailman came through today!

holy fuck

french toast bitterfingers are fucking fire

crimson desert so far it's... frustrating. there's a difference between "no hand-holding" and "not telling you a fucking thing" on ps5 pro it is gorgeous though. the console sounds like it'll catch on fire, but its a beautiful game

in the 80s, a local restaurant had this machine, but it was a real chicken in there. it'd drop a little feed on a button, the real chicken pecked it, and your plastic egg came out.

helldivers ii is the only online multi-player i've played in the last 10+ years because it had a *good* community. looks like it's gone to shit too. fuck these people www.thegamer.com/helldivers-2...

It’s finally over

just had the best idea

the n64 was a fine system with few games i liked, but the ones i liked were revolutionary and i'm old enough to kinda like episode 1 now, but the other prequels are shit i have no idea why these things are being discussed today

thx just put down $20k on the under trusting you, bruh!

that ding dong used to dress like a clockwork orange droog, put fake blood on his crotch, and like protest in front of the safeway or at thanksgiving dinner there was a skankin pickle song called "i want my foreskin back". the guy who sang it sold the hot dose that killed bradley from sublime

This one hits hard.

this shit will clean a dish better than anything. fuck pods, fuck liquid. dirty labs powder is what you've been looking for

i still can't believe it's completely legal to smoke a j in the driveway

separate the art from the artist i mean within reason! most of it makes me feel like this tweet does

This was lined up on my computer screen so it looked like Dr. Jeff was calling up Mary to yak about the trending topics on bluesky dot app.

you can also pre-order death to pachuco 1-5 signed by @henrybarajas.bsky.social! i'm gonna have to get @ohhhaeee.bsky.social to sign one too lol

somewhere in the garage i've got a virtual boy with like 5 games and it's yours for a nice bud or a proper key bump and that's cheaper than $100

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ NES ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 SNES ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ N64 ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 GameCube ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Wii 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Wii U ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Switch ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Switch 2 ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 Game & Watch ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Game Boy ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Virtual Boy ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 GB Color ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ GB Advance ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Nintendo DS ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Nintendo 3DS

Lots of mothballed equipment is stored in blue states. California alone probably has one of the largest armies in the world by this measure. Which is to say, both sides would have the same problem: the need to train and equip a force large enough to sustain total war over the course of 1-2 months

Heathcliff 1.01.26 extended edition directors cut

👇👇👇

@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social it is happening again

the "die hard christmas" discourse is the most embarrassed i've ever felt for the millennials

Are You There Godfrey? It's Me, Morgott

😍😍😍😍😍

bravo

dude is indoors - somebody needs to knock that shit off his head

It’s endearing. People treated 50 degrees in Texas the same way people in Chicago do. And people in both always ask if I’m cold!

my East Bay polling place is never busy, so seeing 4 *obvious* first-time voters there for prop 50 fucking rules

why does ca have the absolute lamest voting stickers?

delicious, and moist as my asscrack

David Byrne if he was a realtor: This is not my beautiful house….but it could be yours!

Nodding off and cracking jokes like “Sauron deez nuts”

jim henson's?

Dude @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social

it is difficult to express how much I am not exaggerating about Kitty Korner. this panel came at the end of a strip about an alien landing on earth to pee in the bushes while Heathcliff and a talking raccoon watch from atop garbage cans overturned on piles of meat theoutline.com/post/4084/th...

its anti-catholic discrimination. 6 months from now its only seth and he airs at 3:30am

not sure if you've ever heard the tmnt theme my breh

Fixed it.

And finally, your fifth inductee into the RCS Commercial Hall of Fame, with 106 votes, the woman who uttered perhaps the most well-known line in commercial history, "Where's the beef?", Clara Peller!

synthesis - guys that have been fromsoft guys since ds2 or earlier are libs, if your first game was after that you're a conservative because that's when "git gud" rhetoric reached a fever pitch while there being online guides to lower friction so cons could cheat their way through