dear Jesus, i'll do daily mass for the next 40 years if Your Old Man does one simple (for Him) yet very effective Godly thing tonight. amen

i couldn't make it through the opening of new infowars. rerunning alex jones would literally be funnier

including my daughter and i, there were 4 people watching supergirl. awful, awful movie

bruh was 51/50'd. like my mom was. and he chose to say "fuck you" to people like her

this is a fantastic thread. love tpm and josh

"our rivals china and ru...china" is a very interesting thing to say

lmao just wanted to see if there's a release date and....

Happy 80th to John Waters and his poppers birthday cake

"NINE INCH NOIZE" THE NEW ALBUM FROM NINE INCH NAILS OUT NOW nineinchnails.lnk.to/NineInchNoize

full video of Nico de Balinthazy aka Sneako getting punched in the face

so "project liberal" has 28k followers, yet their posts get abnormally little interaction for that number of followers at least 50% of those followers were purchased. for sure. lmao

damn terry bogard needs to steal another hat

@whstancil.bsky.social 's trolls are the dumbest mother fuckers on the planet

at the car wash. didn't realize my bluetooth was connected until xvideos was blasting from my car for a good 45 second

yo @henrybarajas.bsky.social - mailman came through today!

french toast bitterfingers are fucking fire

in the 80s, a local restaurant had this machine, but it was a real chicken in there. it'd drop a little feed on a button, the real chicken pecked it, and your plastic egg came out.

helldivers ii is the only online multi-player i've played in the last 10+ years because it had a *good* community. looks like it's gone to shit too. fuck these people www.thegamer.com/helldivers-2...

It’s finally over

that ding dong used to dress like a clockwork orange droog, put fake blood on his crotch, and like protest in front of the safeway or at thanksgiving dinner there was a skankin pickle song called "i want my foreskin back". the guy who sang it sold the hot dose that killed bradley from sublime

this shit will clean a dish better than anything. fuck pods, fuck liquid. dirty labs powder is what you've been looking for

i still can't believe it's completely legal to smoke a j in the driveway

separate the art from the artist i mean within reason! most of it makes me feel like this tweet does

This was lined up on my computer screen so it looked like Dr. Jeff was calling up Mary to yak about the trending topics on bluesky dot app.

you can also pre-order death to pachuco 1-5 signed by @henrybarajas.bsky.social! i'm gonna have to get @ohhhaeee.bsky.social to sign one too lol

somewhere in the garage i've got a virtual boy with like 5 games and it's yours for a nice bud or a proper key bump and that's cheaper than $100

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ NES ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 SNES ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ N64 ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 GameCube ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Wii 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Wii U ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Switch ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Switch 2 ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 Game & Watch ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Game Boy ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Virtual Boy ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 GB Color ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ GB Advance ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Nintendo DS ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Nintendo 3DS

Lots of mothballed equipment is stored in blue states. California alone probably has one of the largest armies in the world by this measure. Which is to say, both sides would have the same problem: the need to train and equip a force large enough to sustain total war over the course of 1-2 months

Heathcliff 1.01.26 extended edition directors cut

👇👇👇

@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social it is happening again

the "die hard christmas" discourse is the most embarrassed i've ever felt for the millennials

Are You There Godfrey? It's Me, Morgott

😍😍😍😍😍

bravo

dude is indoors - somebody needs to knock that shit off his head

It’s endearing. People treated 50 degrees in Texas the same way people in Chicago do. And people in both always ask if I’m cold!

my East Bay polling place is never busy, so seeing 4 *obvious* first-time voters there for prop 50 fucking rules

why does ca have the absolute lamest voting stickers?

delicious, and moist as my asscrack

David Byrne if he was a realtor: This is not my beautiful house….but it could be yours!

Nodding off and cracking jokes like “Sauron deez nuts”