I feel like the good Dr. @actualkatherine.bsky.social talked about this on one of her tours...good video regardless.

Gunz of Steel, Baltimore’s premier female/non-binary arm wrestling event, was an absolute blast, as always. And so many BlueSkyers there! Good to meet @sadareaman.bsky.social, and see @starkissed.bsky.social and @davewerk.bsky.social there! So much fun!

Went to a really fun, and so Baltimore event tonight. It was a LGBT/trans arm wrestling event that was presented in pro wrestling style with costumes and characters. It fucking ruled.

Simultaneously watching two profoundly stupid baseball games with my home team and my college team. I hate this game.

If you're citing Gavin Newsom and still coming across as the dumbest asshole alive, you may want to reevaluate your life.

So I'm watching a college baseball game on ESPN+ and who is now spamming ads at every commercial break? Bill Ferguson. His internals are clearly bad. Dude has never campaigned since he took office. Vote like your life depends on it. Because Bill doesn't care.

Rottie rumbles for the rain.

These Orioles confuse me so fucking much.

I miss cigarettes so much. I don't think I need to explain. People will tell you they're not cool. They are. I miss them so much.

Can't wait for the next @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Any bsky lawyers out there who can advise me on being served papers for someone not me?

REDEEM YOURSELF COBY

Oh god that fucking hurts to watch.

I know nobody's awake on a Sunday night bit I made a really tasty bean salad today Black beans Chickpeas Pinto beans Cherry tomatoes (quartered Cucumber Half of each a color of bell pepper 2 seeded jalapenos (should have left seeds in) Cilantro Queso fresco Dressing: Olive oil RWV Cumin Hot sauce

I don't wish bad things for Coby. I just wish for other things for him and this team.

Cade Povich had to leave the game because Keegan Aiken gave him hantavirus #KeeganAikenFacts

Keegan Aiken, don't be the dumb piece of shit I know you are for one single moment...somehow accomplished.

I'm too lazy to look it up but our LOB numbers have to be bottom 3 in all of MLB.

And the Red Line for Baltimore is but a fucking fart in the wind. Congrats DMV. Meanwhile we getdisappeared from the transit map for another administration.

Roberts went to a judicial conference in Hershey, Pennsylvania today and complained that the public wrongly sees Supreme Court justices as “political actors.” He said people mistakenly think the court makes policy decisions rather than legal ones.

It's a constant race for Dumbest Bitch Alive, and here comes John Roberts.

The Orioles are at war with TOOTBLANistan

Dell is one of the most worthless companies to exist in the history of IT. Above Cicso/Meraki (many stories about them), literally the worst. Support is bad, pricing is atrocious for value. There's a reason companies who want to retain their employees have Lenovo laptops (I have a Lenovo laptop).

Just finished season 3.

Possibly hot take?: Reacher (Amazon Prime) is the best bad tv ever.

Keegan Aiken is in. So...

It seems he's made an effort to get this image scrubbed.

Today was emotional hell. It was my dad's celebration of life. My dad was a really good dad, and as a result, I loved him very much. I'm lucky, I know. I spend the whole day on the verge of tears, struggling to hold it together as my friends and family talked to me about how and why he was amazing

Hello, Bluesky! Managing editor Nikhil Mehta @nikknowsball.bsky.social here. Shout-out to @dprees8.bsky.social for asking us to post more on this app. We'll do our best to keep our feed updated with all of our Ravens content! Here's a few stills that I captured at today's rookie minicamp!

HOLY ADLEY

Made a nice late game pull at trivia with friends tonight that led to a win. Was able to pull Syriana as the only movie George Clooney won an Academy Award for acting. Yay me.

And to think we had a shot at gerrymandering Andy Harris out of a job and Bill Ferguson blocked it.

Teenager Dog Problems: My year plus dog, who I've had since 9 weeks, has now decided that ME clapping is hostile, and she must protect me from MY CLAPPING HANDS. Literally the weirdest dog of all time.

Got a weird af DM, probably about this post. Tried to tell me about Mike Elias being a part of the HOU org. My brother in Christ, I hate him too.

FUCK. JOSE. ALTUVE.

Why did this video make me tear up?

The O's are slowing down their bat speed and fucking peppering. I love it.

Honestly over the last several years, I like beating the Astros more than any other team. Cheating ass bitches, and I hate Altuve's face with a passion. I'm not a violent person, but infinitely punchable.

So true, Jon.

My girlfriend is my dog's favorite person. There is no other way to put it. I am the one with rules, and she is love (who respects the rules). My lovely lady is over tonight and as soon as she leaves...

Sometimes you fall into a relationship with someone who is so good for you. They're thoughtful and generous and considerate, and also weirdly have the same questionably extreme politics. Im so appreciative of happenstance and that above all odds, mutuals on bluesky was that source. Not a dating app.

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

If you've ever met an actual Secret Service Agent, they're usually just run of the mill cops with better haircuts and less tattoos.

Oh cool. Wait...am I having a stroke?

Why does anyone care what the official Dumbest Bitch Alive has to say about anything?

The Orioles have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

Weston Wilson has a better ERA than Keegan Aiken.