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Ok so I thought the comic sans was funny, but I'm actually starting to get triggered. It should have been a bit. Please stop now.

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Nuremberg trials or get the fuck out.

Happy belated 1st birthday to Eleanor. We are officially done with her first heat (kill me) and Tuesday is the consult for the thumbs up to get her fixed.

Got a new magnet. @thegurglingcod.bsky.social

For some reason my YouTube algorithm thinks I want to see rock climbing and free solo videos because I watched that documentary like three years ago and NEVER AGAIN. No thank you.

The collab my soul needed today

It's really nice to be with a person who appreciates small things. Well, I view them as small, but she treats them like they are big. Like, "hey let's go on a Costco run." Ok cool. I don't need anything. Happy to do it just to spend time with you." To her, I did a thing. Not sure I get it but ♥️♥️!

Unpopular opinion, I love the all orange O's unis just as much as I love the all black City Connects, and it makes me sad they don't do the all black anymore.

My girlfriend's friends are all really smart, like deeply academic types, and I noticed they like to all use big words and elaborate descriptors. So I now try to one up them in the semantics of the conversation. I used 'cartoonish repulsion' or something the other day and they all loved it. Lol.

And also, fuck Gavin Newsom's presidential run in it's asshole.

The good Dr. @actualkatherine.bsky.social did SUCH an amazing job on her portrait of Sir Peter Wrinklage, my soul dog, and the soul dog of many others. She captured his goofy essence, and I will treasure this piece of modern Polish folk art forever. ♥️

There are so many details that I feel like only I could see as a pet parent, that Emma actually saw. And did. You don't know until she makes a piece for you, but holy shit, commission her. And pay her extra.

The good Dr. @actualkatherine.bsky.social did SUCH an amazing job on her portrait of Sir Peter Wrinklage, my soul dog, and the soul dog of many others. She captured his goofy essence, and I will treasure this piece of modern Polish folk art forever. ♥️

Perfect

🚨🚨IT IS BASEBALL SEASON

🚨Marshawn Lynch commercial🚨 "Nothing tastes as good as getting your lick back"

PLEASE A KICKER MVP

That ad had me real good until Jesus.

We let Mike McDonald walk to put up with John Harbaugh for another floundering year.

This game was nice and all, but I think we all agree the MVP was actually Bad Bunny and they should actually give it to him.

Alexa Plus: Will Probably Try to Kill You™️

I low-key think the K-Pop Demon Hunters people wrote Golden knowing it'd be used in Olympic commercials and media for the next few decades. Genius imo

Gotta go pee before the next commercials, which isn't something I've felt in a while. Also fuck AI.

They are currently hot Latinas on my television, I was told Mr. Trump would stop this

*whispers* didn't really interest me but he should be the halftime show every year until It Happens

the good news for Greg Bovino is he probably got kicked out of the sports bar well before halftime

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

Bullmastiff represented

Random ass AI bot followers. You don't follow me and I don't follow you.

This little baby bad her first birthday today. CONGRATS ON ONE YEAR!!! (she's also mid-heat, has diarrhea (twice in the crate and seven times outside, and threw up twice today. I'm so over it.)) Seriously though. I love her so much. She is the sweetest dog who loves so hard.

This meeting could’ve been a karate match

The Washington Post lays off a third of its workforce, is dead:

Was scrolling YouTube and this video came up. I was there, with my mom. This was the 2131 anniversary game. We stayed til the end and it was a core memory I formed at 40 years. youtu.be/mQwX0Q-_8Tw?...

A little Anita would definitely set this party off right

I have a pair of people in my life who really make me feel appreciated right now. Sometimes you need that to keep the machine moving. My mom, who definitely needs that attention, and we are thriving together through the mess of losing my dad, and my girl who appreciates things I find trivial.

Good lord, every time I have to open Facebook to look at a post from my neighborhood block page, and get taken to the main feed, I am so immediately repulsed and CLOSE CLOSE CLOSE. Anyone still frequenting that site...I don't understand you.

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason

I feel especially appreciated today. I moved a bunch of piles of stuff (donate and dump piles while she was on a weekend vacation), and help my mom shed a bit with the endless stacks of stuff dad acquired over the years.

Sorry for not weighing in on the awful state of the world for the last few days. This bitch is in heat and keeping a diaper on her is a full time job for a single (but gf'd) dad.

*whispers* i hate bruce springsteen but very cool that he made an allied song...

Some thoughts on one of the best friends I ever had.

Dan was so affable, funny, and you couldn't help but love his writing. His videos at both Deadspin and Defector were always a must watch for me. Cancer fucking sucks.

While I have no idea how it will look, working with @actualkatherine.bsky.social on a commission of my soul dog has been just amazing. She's everything you'd want in an artist making something deeply special to you. Communication, drafts, questions. Pay her your money, people.

Umm...that's not Todd Monken.