Not to brag, my boyfriend bought me this for Xmas. Im not even sure he was my boyfriend when he bought this. Just saw the post and ordered it. The man is a keeper.

Honestly, I am a little shocked that I have seen zero Anthony Joshua booktok/bookstigram crossover posts. Because that man has Illyrian warrior/dragon rider/shadow daddy essence all over him.

My dad likes to say if he had more than one brain cell, he'd have a seizure. So dumb but also my heart.

Spin & Lime are both pretty expensive in Baltimore but if you qualify for ANY state/fed program for low income (Medicaid, LIHEAP, SNAP/EBT, WIC, student Pell grants, etc) you can get 80% off rides! Had never heard of this until I saw Omar at Bikemore trying to sign ppl up. www.bikemore.net/enroll

My thoughts on the popularity of Heated Rivalries among women is that men dont understand that at a core level, women love romance. I read books about orcs and trolls and vampires and werewolves falling in love.

I really need to do work. But I can't stop watching clips of Anthony Joshua breaking Jake Paul's jaw and spirit at the same time. A little holiday treat for me.

Honestly, ICE should be afraid to go into NOLA because there is only one law enforced there (sporadically at best) and thats no peeing in the street. That is city is lawless and full of supernatural elements. ICE is going to get boils from some hex.

Well, Ernies stomach is unhappy again and Im too busy today to take chances. So boiling chicken and the rice is on the rice cooker. He did sleep through the night so it's probably nothing but hes staying with my parents today and im not leaving them a sick dog. Glad I stocked up on chicken at Costco

When did blue sky stop telling you who retweeted something onto your timeline? Or has it always been like this? Because someone is doing the most

Not only is Jung a great writer (O BEAUTIFUL in particular is excellent), but she is one of the kindest writers (and people) I've ever met. Super looking forward to this book! If you're local, she's also going to do a launch event at the library! www.eventbrite.com/e/jung-yun-a...

There's an older woman who calls me frequently because my number is close to her son's and she does not always put her glasses on before dialing. Shes always sweet and im polite. But yesterday she was chatty so I listened as she explained why she misdials me and about what we going on.

The president issued an executive order that the government should be closed Dec 24 and 26. My agency has yet to confirm that we will get these days off. Ugh.

I, an able bodied person, have been annoyed by the number of wheelchair users on plains. And that is a ME problem. Anyone who even thinks they might need assistance should get it. You cannot help what your initial gut reaction is. You can however shut up and treat other people with basic dignity.

Yesterday, Ernie wouldn't eat and slept so much he didn't even want to go out. Today, he ate once I added chicken to his food and is back to wanting to go out constantly. But I'm still worried about my (almost 14 year old) baby.

Hey all, my friend and neighbor wrote a book. If you have the ability to pre-order, it's appreciated. If not, please request it at your local library. It's hard out there for authors. Also, Baltimore people let's support Baltimore people. www.simonandschuster.com/books/All-th...

The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality. And trans lives are grounded in reality. We see y'all. No matter what. www.popsci.com/science/tran...

Just a girl trying to explain to a boy that she's going to use his Apple TV login to watch Murderbot and that he can't watch it with her because if he doesn't love Murderbot, it will make the show less fun for her.

My gyno is absolutely insane and I love her so much!

I also didn't vote for Alsobrook in the primary because I don't trust prosecutors.

Because I'm considering trying to write again. Let me tell you my favorite story from my old blog. I wrote a very small sports blog, and deadspin used to have a feature called Waxing Off where female sports writers could submit posts about a predetermined subject. I used to do this.

I haven't written for real in forever. But in my youth, I had a sports blog. And I miss writing. And I'm not super concerned that people would read anything I have to say. But if I wanted to start writing again for public consumption, where would be the best place to do it? Since substack is bad?

I'm always so conflicted about body pump because, on one hand, it's a great full body workout, and on the other, why am I using the same weight for clean and press and dead lifts?

Seeing every post to Alsobrook's post being about how she sucks for throwing trans people under the bus warms my heart.

Is he going to spend this time trashing Rib Reiner? Because even his base didnt like that.

Friendly reminder that anyone who puts balls on their truck has just made their truck trans. Those balls were not their when the truck was born. You changed its gender. Your truck is trans.

Every Marylander* *except Trans Marylanders and everyone who will be harmed by crypto scams.... What a tone deaf asshole.

I've gotten 3 calls from a private number today, and and it's freaking me out.

When people say, "no one wants to work anymore" they are talking about me.

I literally wrote a check yesterday. I am old. I have used all of these. I never owned a water bed, but I have slept in one. Also, knowing how to read a map is still an important life skill, and it makes me sad/angry that people can not navigate without GPS now.

It's so interesting to me how people interact with Healthcare. I asked my friend how her PT session went and she was like so far its making it hurt more and not getting better. It had been 3 days since her first appointment. Like girl, youre building muscle you workout all the time.

I would vote for Brandon Scott for Senate. He's not perfect, but I think he knows the difference between right and wrong. I also want Steve Sharkey to be our next mayor because he has run at least half the agencies in Baltimore City

Just called both mu Senators. Alsobrook to say I'm disappointed and angry and I worry she'll keep voting for harmful things and Van Hollen to say hes doing great, keep up the good work, and talk to Alsobrook.

No sales yet! Help me make some donations for my birthday! 20% of your order will go towards the nonprofit of your choice! Plus, you’ll get my newest elephant magnet!

Did body pump (with light weights) for the first time in forever and didn't die. Feeling slightly better about myself.

Nice photos of a few name-your-own-price pieces available! Each are ink & watercolor on 8x8 very thick, handmade, recycled paper. Thank you so much for sharing!

Some more random (jumping) foxes.

Couple of name your own price pieces. They are ink & watercolor on 8x8 handmade, recycled paper.

No sales since last week. I will max out the cards as much as I can at the post office today. For my birthday tomorrow - I will donate 20% of your order to the nonprofit of your choice! I wanted to do more, but I’ve got a negative account - so I’ll do what I can! Any order gets my new magnet!

I'm so over working and just want to do the million things that need to be done around the house but I know when I get off work today ill be too tired to do most of them and the cycle will continue forever.

I very much enjoyed it when the announcer referred to him as "Old Man Rivers" 😂

Mama Starry loves a puffy vest so obviously when she saw them for dogs she had to buy them. Today it was cold enough that I busted it out for Ernie..

Just saw the coolest earrings on insta and now I kinda want to repierce my ears

Ernie is high from trazadone after his vet visit. So he's napping on the couch and I'm watching the new Knives Out movie. It's going to be a good night. Cozy mystery with my baby on a cold night.

My sister booked her tickets to Mexico. While I enjoy traveling alone. I also love seeing weird nature stuff with my sister because she also loves it. So we will see the monarchs and Paricutin together. I am happy.

Hoping Trump goes rouge and declares a holiday for Dec 26 and/or Jan 2. Totally the kind of thing that happened in his first term. So I guess a girl can dream

With the Army-Navy game im thinking the best way to get to Druid Hill Park on Saturday morning is to bike and its going to be so cold. Regretting my decision to promise to support a bunch of my friends running the Celtic Solstice 5 miler.

I am somehow in second place in my fantasy league which means I get a bye this week and am guaranteed at least 4th place in the league. This was a nice surprise.

I hate it when companies use the shop app. I just want to be able to track my package without downloading another app. I never want to download another app. I want to delete apps.

Heading to the Hamlden lights tonight so I have to reshare this story from when I went a few years ago with the guy I was dating at the time. After the lights we went to grab a bite and this guy turns to me and says "This song kinda slaps" I take a moment and take a breath. The song was Landslide!

Still have these name your own price original paintings!