CBP has been hitting Skokie, outside of Chicago, hard today. At 10:45 today, they jumped out of their vehicles and arrested a man on Lincoln Ave.

absolutely legendary zohran crashout here

some more grade A copium

Pains me to say it but I think this is true. Some of my colleagues in the media who’ve stayed on X don’t even realize how badly its noxious algorithm is skewing their perception of politics and reality. Also, that place seems designed to make you miserable unless you’re a Nazi. It’s just wretched.

cuomo:

BREAKING: every Republican has died

this one is sending me lmao

(in tears) did u guys know bingqiu love each other so much

#svssspoilers holy shit binghe helping sy's mom with cooking while blushing about marriage like some kind of hopeful future daughter in law is making me feel INSANE i love maiden binghe so much the gender of it all

Airplane saying "you do love me" and shen yuan not denying it................. I need to go to the sea. for my health

my shen family headcanons are all REAL i never lose omg

NAILED it #svsssspoilers #svsss

omg this scum villain extras.... I AM GNAWING MY ARM OFF

incredible reaction to zohran winning

LMAOOOOO at the people roasting the council in this meeting www.youtube.com/live/FRTCg0x...

omg just remembered that hb had their city council meeting tonight brb gonna go watch the public comment section just to Feel Something

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS????? IT MEANS THAT HUNTINGTON BEACH WILL BE REPRESENTED BY ROBERT GARCIA LMAOOOOOOO someone do a wellness check on pat burns, QUICK

2026 Primary Woke Wave

why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections? in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.

LMAOOOOO

days like these i miss old twitter

live view from cuomo hq

BREAKING: In last-minute pledge, New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani pledges to REPLACE the Wall Street Bull with an 20 foot tall bronze statue of Uma Musume "GOLD SHIP"

To my friend Andrew Cuomo — rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.

i hate gay la halloween what do u mean ur dressed as the 16th inning dodgers fruit tray

"It was merry then when I could run to answer to your call, could hear your voice or take your hand; but now the night must fall. And now beyond the world I sit, and know not where you lie! O master dear, will you not hear my voice before we die?"

hey so was nobody going to tell me that Sauron Defeated contains this draft of Sam's rescue song in which he sings mournfully about holding Frodo's hand and running to see him?????

"You still mean to come with me?" "I do." "It is going to be very dangerous, Sam. It is already dangerous. Most likely neither of us will come back." "If you don't come back, sir, then I shan't, that's certain," said Sam.

this came to me as in a vision from ulmo... you're welcome, silvergifting nation

people think dead internet theory is just the belief that bots exist online but it actually originated on 4chan as a deranged conspiracy theory that posited (in part) that trans people exist irl bc the government/tech companies wanted to control channers through their kinks lol

live miku reaction to the latest qaa pod episode:

omggg finally figured out how to use the astrophotography mode on my phone!!!

"As for the Hobbits of the Shire...they were a merry folk... With mouths apt to laughter, and to eating and drinking. And laugh they did, and eat, and drink...being fond of simple jests at all times...They were hospitable and delighted in parties" -The Fellowship of the Ring, Concerning Hobbits

Live Trump Curse Reaction

🚨🚨🚨KIWI ALERT🚨🚨🚨

crying at how sweet and curious these little kākā were!!! #birdoftheyear

oh did I forget to mention that I'm in aotearoa right now?

Smoking the elf weed cultivated through nine generations of mortal lives and immediately getting sent to valinor

Shirt is from Disabled Veterans National Foundation

booooo 🍅🍅🍅

He was just, like, a guy. Not a politician. Not a statesman of any kind. Just some really mean guy. Flags at half mast. Yankee moment of silence. Whatever the shit this is. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

Hey HB folks, heads up. A local white nationalist with a history of violence, Ryan Sanchez, is holding a vigil for Charlie Kirk on the pier at 7PM. He’s been calling for violence against the left for a long time and has been actively recruiting. Advise you stay away, nothing good will happen.

okay those posts were limited edition bc even though those Etsy witch sisters are claiming their work, I still don't wanna expose them too much. If u want the link in order to buy from them tho, lmk