Trump says that if America hadn’t *won* World War II, everyone in Europe would be speaking German today. On the other hand, if France hadn’t helped America win its war of independence, Trump might be speaking English today.

How the FUCK aren‘t millions of US Americans on the streets every single day protesting?! „We didn’t vote for him“ just isn’t good enough, sorry. Love The rest of the world

If you are European, do not.. Never mind. Don’t think many of us are very keen at the moment. 🇬🇱

For non-German speakers: “Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that‘s me. You‘re probably wondering how I got here. #Survivor50

man the Access Hollywood tape really told us everything we needed to know didn’t it

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

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THIS SO MUCH!

I understand that @roundhoward.bsky.social is on a leave so we sadly cannot have both, but PLEASE get @acmazzaro.bsky.social on a podcast to explain #Pluribus to us, I beg of you #RHAP. Cc @taranarmstrong.bsky.social @goforgrace.bsky.social

In case you didn't know... Both male & female Reindeer grow antlers, but males lose them in late Autumn. All Santa’s reindeer are therefore female, which means Rudolph is persistently misgendered.

I scrolled back on my skyline and 99% of my posts were bitching about #Survivor49 #TAR38 or #BB27. I was however happy about #CelebrityTraitors and I have to say: I have no regrets.

It‘s not even that they are so horrible that gets me these days. It‘s that they are horrible AND unbelievably stupid.

Hello and also WTF

Trump’s incoherent rambling making it so that Canada learns the winner of Survivor 49 an hour or so before the US feels like the pinnacle of “America First.”

On this non-Thanksgiving, I am grateful for all of the bloomfs on here who manage to walk and chew gum, meaning be invested in silly reality (competition) shows but still aware of the actual real life insanity we live in. Why now? No particular reason. None. Just *quoting any headline at all*

Casting two people from S49 onto S50 would have been a horrible call under any circumstances, but listening to podcasters in the past weeks do their utmost to tapdance around what they definitely know is just painful, sorry. Everyone and their granny are spoiled. Thanks Probst. #Survivor49 #RHAP

A bloody CLIFFHANGER!?! Why did you have to do that to us #TAR38?!?

I for one am astounded that „Vorgan„ didn‘t make it, but am choosing to believe that „feeds“ is all us bloomfs. #BBSky #BB27

Rizo feels like an AI version of the wild young #Survivor guy who‘ll do exciting things. There is just something ever so slightly wrong with the picture but you can’t quite put your finger on it. #Survivor49

We don't celebrate thanksgiving in the UK but you can get into the spirit of the festival's origins by inviting your neighbours to dinner, then having them evicted and stealing their house.

Probst. We missed rootable, hilarious villains, not just any ones. Corinne & Courtney were sometimes mean but legit funny. As was Tyson. If your villains aren‘t that, if they are just mean, entitled and self-righteous instead of entertaining, we will not like them. This is not difficult. #Survivor49

If your pre-merge is boring, at least make me care about the players who’ll prevail later on. Don‘t purple some (Yellow Sophie) or make me resent the others. We are on paper looking at a minority do a great job round after round. Why am I pro-„majority“? Because your storytelling is bad. #Survivor49

Paige watched a YouTube video on how to build DaVinci bridges because of course she did. I love her so much! And Izzy obvs. THIS is what TAR is supposed to look like! We want surprising talents overthrow expectations, cooperation and communication to win over pure physical capabilities. #TAR38

The Big Brother update of Nov 25th is here! #BehindTheMirror #BSky

General advice, non-sponsored (as if any actual platform would give a damn about what I post): Should you be frustrated with #Survivor49, do pop over to ChatBCC and read what former players have to say. You‘ll feel better. I promise.

I feel like I need to apologize for the European horribly racist and sexist asshole cab drivers. May they rot in endless traffic jams and always get the super short three block gig instead of the lovely lucrative „airport to wealthy suburb on the other side of town“ one. #TAR38

Like the absolutely ridiculous leg design of this season of the Amazing Race To Run Around European Cities Carrying And Pushing Incredibly Heavy Things? We need more wheelbarrows to kick, stat. #TAR38

Hannah has very VALID points!!! Do better #TAR38

Dear #TAR38, pushing a bloody BOULDER up the hill? When the very fit guy guy teams say „Wow, this is hard.“? What‘s wrong with you?! Related: Izzy and Paige are superheroes and I will hear no contrarian takes at this or any time.Ta.

If this weren’t a post by the right honourable Jeff Pitman, I‘d have bet considerable amounts of money on a parody. Alas.. #Survivor #Survivor49

A lot of my problems with the New Era and specifically #Survivor49 come from strange editing that tries to force us to emphatise with some players. Savannah has been shown to be on the top, not particularly nice to Sage and Jawan and I am now supposed to feel sorry for her? The whiplash is real.

Whatever happened to that #Survivor show? Anyone know? I used to really like it. #Survivor49

I didn’t think TAR did non-elimns anymore, but if someone got it, so happy it was Joseph and Adam. They are a delight. #TAR38

Izzy and Paige MURDERED that leg! Fourth behind two Express Passes and Tucker & Eric? Incredible work. Also: Paige is not a professional flute player and still excelled at the Detour. This is what happens if the tasks aren’t all about physical strength. #TAR38

Motion to force every single US Reality TV production company to watch #CelebrityTraitors Uncloaked for the finale. See, it is possible to have a reunion that is hilarious, heartfelt, smart, self-deprecating and wildly entertaining. And no one screamed at each other. Shocking.

If you haven’t been watching #CelebrityTraitors, what are you even doing with your life?! Get a VPN, find a friend who can pirate things or just live in the UK, stat. It is such a delight and a joy!

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It's so wild that Probst and the players are more concerned about Survivor 50 than the SEASON THEY ARE IN RIGHT NOW.

Best part of the episode and it isn’t close. #TAR38

Another week, another Tucker and Eric first place, another female female team eliminated. Couldn’t be prouder of #TeamPizzy, their wonderful one-liners and smart detour choice but good grief - doesn’t production understand how incredibly boring TV this is?! #TAR38

First group to arrive in Bucharest: seven men and one woman. Second group: five women and one man, the oldest one in the race. Production: moving on, nothing to see here. #TAR38

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For the record: Mamdani would be a leftist Social Democrat in Europe. You‘d find at least two parties to the left of him in nearly every single parliament. The actual Communists would in fact be insulted if thrown into the same basket with him. And yet we are doing ok and the world hasn’t ended.

Maybe a controversial opinion @amikebloomtype.bsky.social and @jessliese.bsky.social and with all due respect to Rob, but having feet as a unit in Europe is unusual enough that Teams should have maybe noticed. Interestingly enough: Jas, the Canadian, did. #TAR38

The “hard men of Gondor” were whiny, belligerent posers. The hobbits were peace-loving communitarians who liked music, drinking and dancing, but they were also brave and resourceful, and when shit happened they got the job done. As usual, you’ve picked the wrong side, my dude.

The Izzy / Paige villain edit is of course utterly ridiculous, but if you for some reason insist on giving it to one team? #PIZZY are perfect because they are funny as hell, manage to give us wonderful soundbites and make GOOD TV!! #TAR38

BB is trending extremely physical. TAR is massively advantaging fit male male teams. Modern #Survivor challenges lean extremely towards the „strong“. Dear CBS. There is an actual show for all that. It‘s literally called „The Challenge“. Can we have our other shows back, please? #BBSky #TAR38

Here‘s to Izzy (and also Paige), the only women to push the wretched wheelbarrow through mud and puddles that seemed more like lakes. I personally would have done quite a bit more than kicked the thing. #TAR38