Christmas do with my old man. He’s 88 going on 28! Chatted all things NUFC. He’s a big fan of Harvey Barnes it would seem. Also reckons we’ll successfully defend the league cup! Not arguing! 😂 #NUFC

What a relief last night… to hear Local Hero back in its rightful place, the last music played before kick off. Good to get through to the semis too! #NUFC

Carragher having a right go at Liverpool and especially Salah tonight on MNF. It’s a good watch with a glass of red… “He (Salah) has thrown the Liverpool right back under the bus for the last 8 years!” 🍷🤣

#QuestionTime - Reform and Tories on about immigrants needing to make a contribution. What fucking contribution do these politicians make?!

Daisy Cooper, "In 2017 there was not a single asylum seeker that arrived on a boat" "Today we have 46,000 a year" "And do you know why?" "Brexit" "Pushed through by Boris Johnson and championed by Nigel Farage" *audience erupts in applause" #BBCQT

Tonight on GB News: -was I a Nazi at school? -did I dodge tax on my house in Clacton? -did anyone else in Reform take Russian bribes? -why I won’t answer any of these questions -how can my supporters be so gullible? -why am I such an entitled prick?

Three new inductees into the Newcastle United Hall of Fame last night. All fully deserving, too. Congratulations, to Eddie Howe, John Anderson and, posthumously, Glenn Roeder. 👏🏻👏🏻⚫⚪ #NUFC #NUFCFans #NUFCNews #Newcastle #Football #FYP #FootballNews #NewcastleUnited #HallOfFame

Cut benefits, cut minimum wage, raise retirement age, means test pensions, get rid of the NHS. Why are you voting for Farage?

Definitely a match to forget today, but I don’t remember NUFC fielding a back 4 consisting of 4 centre halves before, which is what we had for the first 20 minutes of the 2nd half. That will be hard to forget in a hurry: Thiaw, Schar, Botman, Burn. Need our England fullbacks to return asap #nufc

Diaper Diplomacy Negotiations.

Dear me, Slot - the man of a thousand excuses - is STILL this morning complaining that Isak didn’t have a pre-season. Tomorrow it will be 2 months since Liverpool signed Isak and it was Isak himself who chose to go on strike in the summer. Give me strength! #NUFC

That’ll be the end of Arsenal’s good run then #NUFC #AFC

Morning #NUFC

New from Diaper Diplomacy.

Get in! #NUFC #samfender

In 1947-48, #NUFC had the highest average attendance in England despite playing in Division Two. They finished 2nd to gain promotion. Arsenal won the League.

Sharing tonight’s fixtures in case anyone hasn’t seen them #NUFC

TNT trying very hard to out-Sky Sky on the pre-match Liverpool love in! Volume turned right down until kick off

Whats this nonsense on The Chase this afternoon? #NUFC

"The Pride of Britain" Fox - Charged under the Sexual Offence act for an upskirt photo on Twitter Hopkins - Detained in South Africa for spreading racial hatred and deported from Australia for breaching Covid Tommy "10 names" Robinson - Serial convict

Nothing to see here, just another officiating error in favour of LiVARpool… #NUFC

Interesting to hear Eddie talk this morning about Isak “going on strike.” Absolutely spot on and delighted the club aren’t pretending it was anything other than industrial action by a selfish / greedy individual #NUFC

Remember when the Tories and UKIP said that with the EU money they could fund the police, NHS and schools with it? The ironic thing is the Tories took near 20,000 police officers OFF our streets, defunded the NHS and stuck the cash in their back pocket! Never let Tories or Reform in power!

A mob of angry drunken men screaming abuse outside an asylum hotel have defended their actions, saying all they want is for women and girls to feel safe walking the streets. From the new Private Eye, out now.

Kevin Maguire: "If you're put up in a hotel & you get meals you get £10/wk.. all these terrible myths.. free iPads.. myths & lies have gone mainstream & we've got to challenge them.. we've gone back to the worst aspects of the 1970s where racism is becoming mainstream" Well said

Love seeing posts about how our team will look this season and they fail to include the first name on the team sheet, Joelinton! #NUFC

You were idolised and adored by every generation of our brilliant fan base, legendary status. You have shown your true colours and thrown it right back in the face of those same supporters. Good riddance. Eddie Howe’s Black and White Army 🏴🏳️🏴🏳️

Hope we get more points than new strikers this weekend #NUFC

Nothing says I love my country more than a shitty polyester flag, bought on an American tax dodging website, made in China

The BBC can’t help themselves. Perhaps they don’t understand the statement put out by Newcastle United last night? #BBC #NUFC

Sky once referred to Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs and manu as the Big 4. They added Chelsea and Man City to their “Big” list and the “Big 6” became a thing. Last night on MNF they used the term “so called Big 6”… interesting as it was Sky who have been so calling them the “Big 6” for all these years!

@newcastleunited.com admin hasn't posted this. So imma do it. (Unless someone else has done it, apologies)

My last Eddie Howe love-in post. But read this incredibly detailed view of training this week from The Times… archive.is/BkF9h

If ever there was a time and a place for a football club to stand up to a rebellious player and his agent, now is the time and Newcastle is the place #nufc

The commentator doing the Newcastle Utd v Tottenham friendly just described Will Osula as “the only recognised striker at the club!” Dear me! #NUFC

Been watching Sky Sports News tonight. Specifically, interested to hear the “expert” opinions of their journalists, Charlotte Duncker of The Times and Miguel Delaney of The Independent. Both famously North West leading. Re Alexander Isak….

Eddie Howe confirms NUFC are in a strong financial position and don’t have to sell Isak. Conversations with the player will remain private (quite right), but Howe is “confident” Isak will stay. No doubt a bit disappointing for the cartel leaning journalists to hear this kind of talk #NUFC

Scott Mctominay must wish he was still at manu 😂

Well that’s the Sport’s Personality of the Year sorted!

Butch Harmon (excellent coach and commentator) whist discussing Rory McIlroy’s chances of winning The Masters this year, actually just said, “He’s older than he’s ever been.” Seriously! 😂 #golf #masters

Good old Sky Sports News discussing the race for Champions League football. Specifically, Man City’s chances. Here’s a reminder that Newcastle United are very much in the race #NUFC

Baz (on the right) was there in 96, 98, 99, 00 and 23. Watching with Sir Bobby and so many others when we finally won in 25. We fucking did it Baz, we did it! 🖤🤍 Xx #NUFC

Leazes End, please be in your seats ready for the teams coming out to help with our display 🙏. Everyone, we still encourage you to get in SJP nice and early to welcome the players onto the pitch, and let’s recreate the atmosphere from Wembley,Massive push til the end of the season! #BringYourScarf

Canny view from my sunlounger in the back garden 😎 #bluesky

Wonder how long this feeling lasts 🤔 #NUFC

I remember the days when Lewis Hall was the best English left back. Seems he has competition #NUFC

Yesterday was just incredible, made all the sweeter because the cartel clubs have done and continue to do everything they can to prevent us being competitive. What a pleasure to bump into Amanda Staveley after the game #NUFC

London bound with about 32,000 mates! #NUFC