I kind of like the Citgo sign this way, with open blue sky at the top of the triangle.

"Wish I could stay...." youtu.be/wR_b2pkRu5Q

Strap in for Tinker Tailor Soldier Hobbit:

Quote post with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap.

"Can you explain this gap in your resume?" Me:

Roe V. Wade

red alert won't turn off

May the Firth be with you

It’s the first of May. The bells in Minas Tirith all start tolling as the bright morning Sun rises into the clear skies that now stand above the mountains of Mordor on the eastern horizon. The argent standard of the Stewards of Gondor is raised over the Citadel for the last time.

Yf thys skeet doth receive 3,000 reposts then the Tolkien Estate will sue Palantir.

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

The Wetland Project has been my favorite alternate-reality radio experience since it began. Since it only happens once a year, you can’t become accustomed to it. Close your eyes and be washed over by the sonic reality of an isolated bog on Saturna Island!

Putting the #Passover dishes back in the boxes they came from...

Yet be well assur’d You put sharp weapons in a madman’s hands.

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

Now we know what that phone call was about.

Huge turnout in Boston and it hasn't even started yet. #NoKings

#books #reading #writingcommunity #wolves #funny #booksky

@doctoroctothorpe.bsky.social Bon Anniversaire!

Perspective.

Hello Gaius my old friend

But if the cause be not good, the King himself hath a heavy reckoning to make, when all those legs, and arms, and heads, chopp’d off in a battle, shall join together at the latter day and cry all, “We died at such a place”

TIL, thanks to 28 Days of Black History, the origins of Memorial Day. mailchi.mp/28daysofblac...

Do you have to be convicted of your crimes on Epstein Island to get on the sex offender registry? Asking for some fiends.

"I hope you settle down, I hope you marry rich... Enough to get Noah Kahan tickets.😭

I spent over an hour waiting for Noah Kahan tickets. Finally got in and had a ticket that I was going to pay for. And then the MLB site crashed out and showed me a sad baseball.

A Superb Owl on a Super Bowl (Attica, c. 450 BCE, British Museum) for whatever your game this Sunday #SuperbOwl

February 1st. Finally

Let this be the "Four dead in Ohio" of 2026.

Our very priests must become mockers if they shall encounter such ridiculous subjects as you are.

PRINCE HENRY How does the king? GLOUCESTER Exceeding ill.

Remember those lost. Fight the stigma. Educate.

I wish I could rent a fridge, just for two days. #thanksgiving

pig-like he whines

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

Boxes also work on bobcats

Happy Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov Saves the World Day, everybody. 42 years ago today, Lt. Col. Petrov prevented an accidental nuclear war. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanisl...

Managed to get T Swift movie tix and a COVID vax today. #readyforit

@scalzi.com My library app just notified me that you had 13 new books that I might like. For a minute I thought "How prolific!" But then I realized they were the Human Division series. Was it rereleased?

Op-ed: Biological Females Have an Unfair Advantage and Should Be Banned From the Hosts of the Rohirrim by the Witch-King of Angmar, director of the Nazgûl Foundation for a United Future

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light