Hey people from Alabama, when there's no accident or anything why do y'all stop on the interstate? @joebirdwell.bsky.social

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.

Well don't I feel stupid

#skate4 is great

Say what you want about how Tua is careless with the ball, how he frequently overlooks his open man, how he forces passes into non-existent windows, how he never sees a rush coming, but I'll be damned if you tell me there's anyone in the league better at delivering a ball to an uncovered defender

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

Oh no, time for this old classic

It'll be neat to have a civil war and a world war at the same time.

🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.

I still don't and will never understand why we don't have all factual data related to Washington DC and its criminals reported by a 50/50 partisan group or 100% independents. Remove any "they're making up the numbers!!1!1!" from the conversation

Grampa is feeling squirrelly

But muh second amendment

I read this as "clips from Letterkenny" 4 times and was ready to go to WAR for Wayne.

Step one of my new project. Trying to decide if I paint it black, hide it in the bushes, and backlight it like a row of Jack o lanterns or if I stain it for a general Halloween decoration

Supporters of the Useless Kumquat will often say they like him because he's not a politician, he cares about PEOPLE. Then they'll call this woman evil, unqualified, and other awful things. @aoc.bsky.social could be the greatest president of our lifetime, but fragile men will never vote for her.

@teamcherry.bsky.social There is a longstanding discussion on the Oatsngoats Discord regarding the fate of a Discordian named Daniel. We say when Silksong is released, we ban Daniel. He says when Silksong is released, we do not ban him. Could you please weigh in here for us? Ban [Y/N]?

19 years ago #Idiocracy was released. Around 9 or so years ago it became a documentary. It's only been 10 months since the directors cut started.

Three people I've stopped to get a jump for my car. All three have had various reasons why they can't help including "I don't have cables" (mine were in my hand), "I don't have time", and "I don't know and I don't want you to mess up my car." People, man

A total and utter clown show.

What pool owners don't tell you and should is that when it's late in the evening and no one is around you can just take off your trunks and no one is there to care

I mentioned a couple of months ago I learned that I had a half sister that my dad didn't even know existed. I've continued my genealogical research and started to find family in Louisiana that didn't make sense, my whole family have almost always been in Indiana/Kentucky. I spoke with my aunt and

If this happened with a mob of Democrats, the police would have fired live rounds into the crowd before they put a single foot on the steps.

If I had a nickel for every time I've gone through the Home Depot checkout line and they've had to look up a SKU because an item won't scan I'd be a rich man

Whip that mofo

In wrestling, someone has "heat," it means the crowd is against them. Occasionally you'll have someone whose heat transforms from "I'm booing this guy because he's a bad guy" to "I'm booing this guy because he sucks shit." This is referred to as "go home heat." Vance that. Or maybe go to hell heat.

A couple of weeks ago I noticed a spot on my arm that was reddened and sore. A spot that a doctor had previously told me was a fatty deposit just below skin level. It was nothing to be concerned about, so I wasn't concerned about it. This was a couple of years ago. I went to my PCP last Friday.

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

I don't care what you're doing right now, there is nothing more important than what is going on on ESPN News right now. Stop what you're doing and turn it on NOW. They are airing the 2020 Mullet Championships. This is must see TV.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE!

What perfect album came out when you were 16? Oh, I like this trend a LOT. open.spotify.com/album/30ly6F...

Imagine being such a thin skinned narcissist that you not only double down on your mistake, but then fire the people whose only fault was calling you on it.

rolling up to the Olive Garden like

They say death comes in threes, but let's be honest: Malcom Jamal Warner, Ozzy, but this particular racist white guy with shitty hair and a bad spray tan is not who I had expected next

When I'm playing Myst and find parts of the books I need to proceed

This is what kills me; "What if Biden--" lock him up. "What if Clinton-- lock him up." "What if your dad--" lock him up. Democrats aren't a t-shirt and hat wearing, fake crypto buying crowd. We want law for all. Good or bad.

The defunding of NPR and PBS is a great time for a billionaire to step in, fully find both networks, change absolutely nothing, and prove that maybe having a shitload of money CAN be used for good. But none of them will.

Paramount+ has THE WORST interface of any streaming app on my Google TV. It's officially overtaken Peacock as the worst. How do you arrange seasons of a TV series so that the finale is the first thing that pops up when I choose it?

Spent a lot of time this morning in therapy unpacking lots of feelings about all of this. Frustrated she's spent her whole life apart from siblings she didn't know she had. Angry dad couldn't keep it in his pants. Mourning relationships that could've been with siblings I don't/barely know. 1/2

I did an Ancestry DNA test about a year ago. I found familial DNA matches that didn't make a lot of sense given what I knew about my family (weird stuff, like half-aunts or second cousins 1x removed, etc.) so I started digging and asking my dad questions. 1/?

Jackass with bad spray tan makes illegal drug illegal, I guess? www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...

Built a poorly constructed bird feeder to try to bribe the cardinals to come around more. Now we're also attracting grackles and turtledoves. And sparrows. And barn swallows. And a mockingbird. And now I have no idea how we'll afford to keep feeding them all.

Can we all just agree to use AI for things that we SHOULD use it for? Like asking Gemini to write me a script to compare fantasy football stats to create a better draft strategy?

Things you can say in the greenhouse and in the bedroom: "Stand back! This explosive cucumber is bursting with seeds!"

Google TV really needs an option on the home screen to press and hold OK and say "Never show this again" so I stop getting recommendations for hateful and stupid shit like "I Want To Be Neenja! The Movie"

“What are your dogs' names?" Me: "Calvin and Klein." "Isn't that a brand of underwear?" Me: "Exactly, they're boxers."

Colts fans know this is what shortened Austin Collie's career. Bummer the dude is dealing with multiple concussions over and over.