Make sure yall get in the gym after eating big asf yesterday

At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix

I’m so happy I’m a girl niggas beef be too serious for me like imagine just tryna go home & lay tf down and it’s a nigga in yo bushes😭😭😭😭😭 too deep in for me.

Drake don’t gotta sue Kendrick. I just listened to Not Like Us for the 3000th time since it dropped and I still be reacting like I did when it first came out…this song just a banger. I’m sorry. 😭😭😭😭

Did twitter corn make it over here yet???

well hello my people 😌🤝🏾

I be forgetting bout this app im sorry yall

I took one day off and now I done missed the first scandal. Who the hell is #KatfishKia?!?

Marriage stopped being a goal for me after my last relationship tbh. I look back on that version of myself who was miserable and fighting for something that just wasn’t working because as women we’re taught to fight for relationships & I don’t ever want to be that version of myself again!

Y’all I’ve never had so many black mutuals who are into the same things that I am 😭😭😭 like my skyline is just socially conscious black ppl cracking jokes, reading and playing video games, and trying to take care of themselves 😭😭 This is the best ever! 😭

#lesbiansky #Wherethelesbians I’m making my appearance 😝🌈

Did u work out today?

Heyyy bookies, I’m glad we’re collectively over what Twitter has been turned in to!

Good morning beautiful peopleeee

Inconsistency w/ you =Consistency for someone else.

Hey 🤝🏾

can’t lie fine shits it’s too many of yall to follow back hit my dm so i can speed this up👀👀🌚🌚🌚

Videographers tap in

Tribeee

So much fine shit following me oh my gosh i can’t keep up

Bluesky so much better than X

Bruh i need a videographer specifically a sports one or one that knows how to do sports highlights

Nice to see more masc folks on here

If i haven’t followed you back it’s because i haven’t seen your follow I’m sorry

Trying to find all of them , masc. fem. Hey yall.

#blacksky #lgbtsky 🤎🖤🏳️‍🌈

I don’t get over people i just start obsessing over the next person

Follow me yall

lol alright guess I’m making that one next 😂

stealing this, thanks.

A lot of yall fine as hell, twitter definitely didn’t deserve you. THEY HATE BAD BITCHES

😍😍

I love it here

So good not to have to hide hundreds of hateful comments from people in here.

Ain’t no trolls on this bitch yet that’s why it’s so peaceful 😂😂

Shade room: “Hey roomies!” Us:

This app has no place for: -Racism -Ableism -Misogyny -MISOGYNOIR -Homophobia -Classism -Serophobia -Xenophobia Or any other form of ridiculous -ism or -phobia aimed at minorities and the oppressed….NOT HERE! Take it back to that bird app

Whew.. you had me worried in the first half. 🤣

I ain’t been on that stanky bird app all day

Best version of this meme I’ve seen over all these years

Stop liking my skeets and slide in my dms already

It turns out rock-bottom has a basement.

Vibes are too good to pass up the opportunity

SKEET stands for Spreading Kindness Everywhere Except Twitter