Fine

fine and dandy.

y’all still here?

Some of y’all are single and we can tell why 🙂‍↕️

Today??

how the scammers find me on here too damn

oh hey y’all

so what was y’all favorite thing on your plate yesterday?

I’m a firm believer in scrolling past something that I don’t like instead of engaging. More people should try it

who made the mac and cheese?

i wish i had fairly odd parents

ass getting so fat idk where to put it.

Happy 69th birthday to Bill Nye.

define “crash out.”

I know we made jokes about our girl having her hand out but she ate with Sir Davis and Cécred.

i really need to start getting on here more.

i love crime shows and movies because they give me ideas.

y’all can keep the eaters, i want a swallower. just put the whole body in your mouth.

yellow and orange look so beautiful on black people.

I’ve… I’ve been drinking ladies and gentlemen

how do you answer the phone?

i’m quiet a lot because i support shutting up if you don’t have anything valuable or sensible to say.

Ur sick.

Gladys Knight's Neither One Of Us is such a good but sad song.

please don’t ever think i’m trying to take your girl, i don’t even like sharing.

i just can’t escape yo ass 😭

If you can’t be vulnerable with her, you’ll never truly have her.

kendrick and beyoncé were separated at birth.

@bsky.app how many likes do i need to get for bookmarks?

with all this food getting recalled imma just eat pu— *phone dies*

picture or it didn’t happen.

Friday bitch I been waitin on YOU!

some of y’all would do a line of coke with no hesitation.

should i order food?

Well, I’ll never be asked to sing Christmas songs at the psych ward again Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?

you can learn something about people based on their favorite color.

working out increases your sex drive.

khalil (b), harlem (g),sevyn (g), solana (g), saint (b), & kamari (b)

what’s some baby names y’all got in them notes?

getting dolled up is therapy.

somebody host a spoken word open mic so i can come spit.

and when i get a gf, i will never shut up about her.

i love watching old cartoons and catching the jokes i didn’t as a kid.

Respect your elders.

Stop being the bigger person, cuss them out today ☺️

it’s okay to be picky sometimes.