One thing Halle Berry gon do is tease that damn wig

Mfs outside in Nike slides

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Lmaoo im watchin Ricky Stanicky and John Cena is such a good comedic actor 😭

They talm bout snow this weekend. I need hot plates and a thick lil situation.

Who tf wanna be fake bald???

I came to work today and for what.

Me listenin to Siri announce my text messages

A lil happy hour after work ain’t never hurt nobody

😭 this nigga said Nclecta

wtf yall up so early?

Soon as they tell me something you did,I’m tellin them they need to leave yo ass!!

Nelnet emailed me talkin bout “update your contact info so we can reach you about your student loans” nah yall good!

It’s something bout feelin “needed” in a relationship that ion really fw

Im ngl I’m hating the Carhartt epidemic

Omg I need to feel SOMETHING

Yes cuz why cheat when you can just gtf

😂😂I love fb stuff. Janet your car is waiting!

That chimichurri from chipotle?? Good GAWD!

What makes men blow up like that as they get older???

Work finna be boring dennabitch

When ya work crush get a actual boo & there are no more side quests<<<😭

A lil after work special

Nothing sittin at the bar solo skeetin this to look “busy”🥴

Like adrenaline and warm La Croix 😭

😭😭grow up and get a palate

Some shit just be unnecessary

Years later and Kevin hart is still NOT funny

& I know love will be right chea. Be right chea

Boyyyy that shit CuhRazy

Gettin killed over fighting with somebody cuz they didn’t say “thank you” when you held the door open is INSANE

Everything’s in the air

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You’re my sunshiiiiineeee….you’re my moonliiiight

What yall think them steak nuggets from Arby’s made out of?🤔

It helps make the day go by faster

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“Content”

Silent treatment. Speak up mf

I want it so bad I can taste it

& wtf is a cabbage boil???

Mfs be having humiliation kinks and im shaming!!

Right, did I miss something???

I wanna lounge witchu,I do what I gotta do

They don’t remember The Jabbawockeez?!

Bwooyy Tyler Perry’s dialogue Lmaoo he can’t be serious.

I need some newness

Real ones know!