So I was followed the store by this dude talm about is my name Destiny. I’m like naw that’s not my name. This nigga gone say “you sure“ like NIGGA I should know my name

Life been lifing ngl but everything gonna be alright 🤦🏾‍♀️

Stop transferring money to your savings if you're just going to transfer em back.. 😭💸

The proof is in the pudding but the pudding isn't in the fridge

Usher is the blueprint and that’s all imma say

Mind you this my first impression of you and I’m already getting clocked

So today, pick up your camera (or medium of choice for non-phorographers) and trust in your unique artistic voice. The world around you is filled with opportunities waiting for your interpretation, and your individual perspective is something only you can provide.

I’m going to respectfully decline the offer

I was today years old when I found out that tongue placement can affect the shape of your face 😭

That Lakers Va Jazz ending was crazyyyy

I didn’t leave X because people there had different opinions and ideologies, I left because it stopped being fun. I get on social media to chat with people who think thinking is fun. X stopped being a place where that was true.

They ain’t calling shit for Bron

Yea we got some oops inside the clurb

Why is it so fucking cold 😒

Have yall seen the “we listen and we don’t” challenge with the little girl saying she be drugging her momma?? 😭

I SAID WAIT

Why I gotta be a hater because I don’t like your opinion?

It’s too early to eat??👀

Idk who needs to hear this but All The Queen’s Men new season came out today 👀

Her name is Baby. Princess. Sweetheart. Love of his life.

All this trauma & no Sharingan 😕

Tems really carried all of 2023 just want to acknowledge that

If I got your location Welcome to My Sims 😈🤝🏾

Please and thank you

I don’t eat chitterlings… I just can’t get jiggy with ts

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg!!!! I’m dead, I’m disgusted for you

So is everybody sick or is just me and my folks? 👀

So I’m getting in the shower listening to I’m Goin Down by Mary J. Why I slip and fall?! Disgusted 😒

I really be mad ash waiting on a show to release another season 😒

Boosters wanting deposit is crazy I'm not giving no thief money up front 😂

Kids will get in public and ask you stuff like "Can I please eat today?”

My niece did a pinky promise and broke it, I said get this peasant away from me

Yep, might as well be an NDA!

Renege on a pinky promise, and I’ll never speak to you again.

Still. And taking them seriously.

Is there any other way?

Being thirsty. I like my men inaccessible 😌

I pinky promise. I be so sincere with it. Lol! Well I use to with someone.

Most certainly do.

yes, them the only promises my sisters kept 😭

Promise pinky bookie🙂‍↕️

Finding out One Horse, Open Sleigh/Jingle Bells is a racist menstrual song just blowing my mind

I take these serious

like it’s an NDA 🤞🏾

I stopped once i realize i lose a pinky if i broke it