I can drink all kinds of alcohol but dayquil is where I draw the line

Jerry jones definitely has something on his lip

Don’t piss me off

At my big age I can only do the heel toe with socks on

I’m bouta go shower & get high

Wish j holiday still made music

I have no idea what was said in “blueprint supreme” I just know they slid

Damn I’ve been spelling thorough incorrectly my whole life

I want to go to a bachelors party but none of my friends are bachelors

A great day in history

Do you know what today is?!?!

The first one

The first 1

Honestly which one?

It’s really only 4 more months in 2025

It’s sad that i really can’t do my job unless I’m high now

Google what dinosaur has 500 teeth

Just because it’s Thursday 🖤

The container store doesn’t get the love it deserves

RIP PIMP C

I just don’t like the fact that mosquitoes ALWAYS catch you slipping

The bitches on love island get avocado toast let me make mine some too

or You exceeded all expectations. Deserve ease, rest, and relaxation. While, waiting for ‘the ones’ to arrive. 🫶🏾

You’re not behind — you’re at capacity

And did lol bc I sure did

you did lol

Did I really get paid early because of Juneteenth 🧐🧐🧐

I rather die then trip and fall in front of black people

Happy Father’s Day Black men

I feel like as a nigga you should be able to pick out good watermelons but I be selecting duds

Texas music is coming back

It’s ungodly to have the spirit of fear

About to download sims so I can design my house

Had no idea kdot legit made a wedding song

Why did the fried fish end up in the hospital?? It was beer battered 😭 Slaps knee*

Love us

I always hated a white mf with the last name Blackburn because wtf you mean and what did your ancestors do

Th

I LOVE IT

I claim abundance

I hope Elle Mai having a great morning

This can’t be the same Sun I grew up playing in

Sanders not getting picked yet is concerning

Wayne couldn’t do the Super Bowl so he did the draft I guess

🤤 need a little privacy