I can drink all kinds of alcohol but dayquil is where I draw the line

Jerry jones definitely has something on his lip

Don’t piss me off

At my big age I can only do the heel toe with socks on

I’m bouta go shower & get high

Wish j holiday still made music

I have no idea what was said in “blueprint supreme” I just know they slid

Damn I’ve been spelling thorough incorrectly my whole life

I want to go to a bachelors party but none of my friends are bachelors

A great day in history

Do you know what today is?!?!

The first one

The first 1

Honestly which one?

It’s really only 4 more months in 2025

It’s sad that i really can’t do my job unless I’m high now

Google what dinosaur has 500 teeth

Just because it’s Thursday 🖤

The container store doesn’t get the love it deserves

RIP PIMP C

I just don’t like the fact that mosquitoes ALWAYS catch you slipping

The bitches on love island get avocado toast let me make mine some too

You’re not behind — you’re at capacity

And did lol bc I sure did

you did lol

Did I really get paid early because of Juneteenth 🧐🧐🧐

I rather die then trip and fall in front of black people

Happy Father’s Day Black men

I feel like as a nigga you should be able to pick out good watermelons but I be selecting duds

Texas music is coming back

It’s ungodly to have the spirit of fear

About to download sims so I can design my house

Had no idea kdot legit made a wedding song

Why did the fried fish end up in the hospital?? It was beer battered 😭 Slaps knee*

Love us

I always hated a white mf with the last name Blackburn because wtf you mean and what did your ancestors do

Th

I LOVE IT

I claim abundance

I hope Elle Mai having a great morning

This can’t be the same Sun I grew up playing in

Sanders not getting picked yet is concerning

Wayne couldn’t do the Super Bowl so he did the draft I guess

🤤 need a little privacy