HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH Y'ALL

S/o to that man that just delivered my instacart for not fucking up my order 👏🏽

Idk I feel like Soulja boy could probably get Tom to bring back MySpace

Like please don’t piss me off they’re literally two different people 😂

Fix it Jesus I’m having a conversation with someone who doesn’t understand the difference between Hitmaka and Hitboy 🤦🏽‍♀️ 😂

I’m not too excited about the Verzuz battle this time I’ll probably peek in and out but we’ll see 🤷🏽‍♀️

Dam I’m really getting old 😆

Did a large portion of work earlier so I’d be a head of schedule giving me time to get a paid nap in on this fine Friday afternoon 🤏🏽🙂‍↕️

🗣️FREE DON LEMON 💯

🤏🏽🙂‍↕️ 🍫 #Telfeezy

Petty but factual….imagine going on the internet blaming my mother for the death of her mother then almost exactly a year later yours dies…..this is why you don’t kick people when you perceive them to be down you never know when it’s going to be your turn.

Got high and randomly remembered Sailor Moon existed so now I’m going to watch it

Y’all funny I love it 😂

Makes sense I agree 😂

I might too Idk 😂

It’s a start a damn good start 😂 💯

If you’re smoking outside and you dropped your blunt in the snow are you picking it up or nah?

I wish I had a free million dollars 😂

Look at God won’t he do it 👏🏽 🙌🏽🙏🏽 🤣💯

And I know I just I ordered them yesterday but I want my telfar duffle bag purse and wallet 😩

My Grubhub driver fucked up so now I got a buy one get one free thanks for lunch and dinner my guy 😂 💯

Ain’t no way in heaven or hell I’m staying with my man if at his big age of 38 he was out here knocking out old men for their gold chains go that bid and the rest of your life without me sir that’s embarrassing 😂

Fuck him and that accent 😂

I don’t feel sick but I’m congested and that’s some BS

Now that Fetty is home I’m definitely tryna go to another one of his shows at that time I saw him he only had trap queen out and don’t have his dreads

Not too much on Granddad 😂

Maraujuana is mandatory for the menstrual cycle

Sand touch your toes while you cookin' breakfast Pacific Ocean out your backyard, lookin' sexy 🎶

This is me in 2016 after finding out I was being cheated on so I pulled up on him and tased him 😌

If you wanna be somebody if you wanna go somewhere you better wake up and pay attention 🎶

J Cole dropping a new album “The Fall-Off” 2.6.26🔥👏🏾.

Bring back Real Grandparents!

ASAP Rocky pissed me off talking to Denzel like that acting or not 😂

Nah FOH Kurupt gone pull through 🙏🏽

Ain’t worried bout nun nigga I ain’t worried bout nun 🎶

Guess I better start actually opening my mail I had 2 checks from AUGUST waiting for me I’m just finding TODAY 🤦🏽‍♀️

I’ve been outside since 12:30p and I’m just now getting back home all I have to say is FUCK outside right now 😂

Quit ya crying heffa ion need allat

Sweet and spicy jerk chicken cabbage rice and cornbread s/o to mama love on the plate 🙏🏽

5’5 with brown eyes smile like the sunrise 😌

When my great grandmother passed my grandmother kept her handicap pass my grandmother passed my mother and I now have hers 🤦🏽‍♀️ why are we like this 😂

I love seeing black pet owners making their pets “say grace” before they eat 😂

I love treating people how they treat me good or bad 🪞

Stabbing someone at a laundromat across the street from the police station is a crazy way to start off the new year but this is the same city that stole police horses during Covid and told the mayor to suck the Sheriff’s dick on live tv 🤦🏽‍♀️ so glad I moved 😂

Craving a new book to read so I’m going through my Barnes & Noble wishlist and came across a few of the G-Unit books and almost forgot about that lil run of the hood books 50 has I’m definitely going to have to read them again

Hello 2026 💋

I wish I could hear PartyNextDoor and Blxst for the first time again

“out of stock” TAKE IT OFF THE WEBSITE THEN

Crazy how a year ago I was house viewing/hunting now I’ve been living in my own home for about 6 months now God is so good 🙏🏽 💯