I miss Bernie Mac so bad!

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It’s 340 in the morning and I want oysters.. keep in mind, I don’t eat oysters.

Matter of fact.. 6 am needs to come on!

Lord! 5 needs to come on.. I need a nap bad!

I’m so mad that it’s Monday already. 😫

I’m watching Relationship Goals and this is literally Being Mary Jane. 😐😒

It’s going to be a long ass night! I forgot my iPad at home. 😫

I’m ready to go home and get in bed!

I was just in my living room trying to do a cartwheel and baby.. I’m at the age where the healing process will take 6 months at the least. 🥴 Let me sit my ass down!

These fucking spam calls are driving me crazy! It’s been 2 months of this shit then it’s like 4-5 calls a day! Smfh!

Candler Rd and Old National are the same to me. Smh!

Amazon has to be the creator of “yesterday’s price is NOT today’s price”. Gahdamn! Now I gotta wait on this to go back down. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I really have a taste for chili cheese hotdogs.. and Cheddar’s. Lol!

I can’t wait to get off in the morning.. take a nap and then take my wig off when I get up.

Mfa just called my phone and said “put ya face in the phone.. I wanna see you. I just wanna say fuck you, I love you and I’ll call you later” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mannnnn! That bed time shower is something different! 😫

I have a trip coming up in 3 months and I’m trying to psych myself into zip lining.. baby. 😩

The “shovel wars” the people up north having right now is SENDING ME! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I just almost told my supervisor to shut up. Girl go on somewhere before I cuss you out. Slow hoe.

Apparently I need a few Coach Tabby’s.

I just realized my Repost on TikTok show my ENTIRE personality. Lol! Looking thru them, I love that for me.

Director of Debauchery.

I just changed my nipple rings and this ma picked the cutest color! I’m obsessed! Now I don’t want to wear a bra or shirt. 🤣🤣

Word to Draya.

The word you tripping on is “hoe”.

I’ve been on the sick and shut in all week! I can’t even rest today bc my nose and eyes won’t stop running! This flu can eat ass!

I’ve never fell asleep at work.. especially this job but nah I’m sitting here nodding. Head falling and all.

Someone on TikTok said “I’ve never gotten over anything in my life” and I relate real bad!

I’m so ready to go home and get in bed. Big mama need a nap.

People who eat breakfast, lunch AND dinner amaze me bc HOW?! My stomach won’t even allow me.. I’d throw up.

That ain’t my hoe, don’t put that on my pimpin’!

Buss down like a watch!

“Man you got put on yo ass by that zesty Mfa cuz you on that shit” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have a BUSY day and I’m bed trying to map it out. 😫

“It’s hard to scrape that smell of shit off you once you fall in the sewer. “

It’s 1 in the morning and I just realized I haven’t ate today.

I have so much shit to do tomorrow. 😫

One thing about me at this big age of 36, I am gon fuck in the car like I’m a teenager sneaking out of the house. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m important too.. I’m this first bitch from my hometown to do a lotta shit!

How much you trying to pay?!

Brittany McGuire. Just show me the money!

I plan on getting more money this year. A lot more!

Idk.. I think is going to a good Mfn year!

Never realized Kevin Costner was so damn fine! This age looks good on him!

My new year plans are canceled and I’m off the next 5 days. I ain’t mad one bit. I love to be in my house in peace eating my snacks while watching TV.

I was so hurt paying that $1000 to get my car out of the shop today.. I could’ve bit thru a brick.

Matter of fact, I’mma hold off on this bc I only plan on taking 3 trips in 2026. I’m trying to save for my house and new furniture.

I’m so thirsty to they back to New York. Lol! I need a summer trip there now. I slick want to do that solo too.

I just got my car back! 🤸🏾‍♀️🥳