And I’m outside! Nigga I put that on my kid!‼️

Nigga fuck my bitch, I’mma fuck his! Duh! Mane this just what it is!

One thing I don’t play even though I’m black is a beeping smoke detector! On the way to the store I go!

I’m past due to be fucked down to the floor! I just woke up feeling like a nigga. 😵‍💫😫

I know I was in a wild case of psychosis bc I was so mad I couldn’t stop laughing.

I was over here spiraling a few hours ago and my brother says “call ****”.. mind you, I’m crashing out on the phone! Crying and all.. Me: I don’t fuck with that man! He’s blocked! My brother “aw, I thought y’all worked it out.”

A 7 shines in a room of 5’s.. doesn’t make her a 10! 😴

I want to get a colonic.

It’s so expensive being me. Smh! I just don’t understand it.

Whoever invented a shower know they SNAPPED! I love a good hot shower! So hot I damn near pass out!

It’s 4 am and I want chicken!

It be so hard for me to date.. Smh! Every single nigga I talk to be wanting a baby. Do I look like I want to be a BM?! Nigga! Do you want to be a husband?? Gahdamn! Niggas be asking me to give them baby like they asking for a paper towel! Tf!

I catch strays every day on this app.

I just need to go to bed bc I’m up thinking about a caramel cake. Plus a strawberry and lemon cake.

Oh well.. I’m omw to Wendy’s for my chili. Lol!

Me sitting here with heartburn craving chili is something else. Smh!

I’m supposed to be omw out of town but I’m riding around Atlanta trying to bond someone out of jail. 😫

My life so ghetto! 😫

It’s 1 in the morning and I was just in the bathroom at work for the last 5 mins REpiercing my bellybutton! 😵‍💫

I loveeeee getting my hair washed at the shop.

I’m so ready for my nap. 40 more mins.

I wouldn’t even call it an argument, a conversation but that was funny af!

Me and my man arguing about some of his money that I took from him.. I’m explaining to him that he forced my hand and he couldn’t do shit but look at me! He said “Nah! I ain’t force ya hand!” 🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣

Omfg! I want to go to the Balloon Museum!

I chats stand a Mfa that sags! And it’s always a big booty nigga.

Baby.. it’s a fact, that’s once it’s gone, you’ll never get it back!

“Daytime hoe’ing” is crazy! 🤣🤣

I really could go for some FiveGuys.

One thing about me, I’mma lay down. 🤣🤣

Post a pic and ya phone go crazy! 🙄

It’s 630 in the morning and I want some bbq, potato salad AND a Caesar salad.

I go back to my second job tonight.. why I haven’t been sleep?? I’m about to be down bad in there tonight. I’m ready for 6 RIGHT NOW!

Smh! Heartburn is vicious.

I had to get new keys made to my car this morning bc I spilled juice and water into my fob.. it went haywire and unprogrammed itself from my car. We not even gon mention how much that ran me this morning.. 😴

I hate when Mfs send me a friend requests or follow me on social media and have HELLA “LL so so” and RIPs. Like please be so Fr! This man has SEVEN! 😐

Two big plates of baby shower food would make me too happy right now.

When I say my new iron meds are SERIOUS about eating and they don’t mean a bag of chips. I just jumped up so fast to make a damn sandwich!

And I don’t put food in my trash and I vacuumed my floors Saturday and dumped it in the trash. I use carpet freshener that smells so dang good. 🤣🤣

My trash smells so good. I just keep opening the lid. Lol!

I had chili from Wendy’s for lunch today.. I want some more! 😫

Idk why I even decided to rewatch How To Get Away With Murder bc them ungrateful ass bastards did not deserve Annalise! She should’ve let all the funky asses go to jail.

And here goes my homegirl with the pregnancy remedies! Girl I am not about to eat mustard by itself. 🤣🤣

This heartburn has been cutting UP! Whew!

I’mma ride that red eye.. like a demon.

I want my Ne back but I’m caught up with these hoes and I’m thugging!

Want to gift me something that you just know I’ll love outside of money or vacation, fuzzy socks! Love them so bad! And winter coming back around too. 🥰

“Whoever can’t hear, must feel.”

This Mfa said you got them “engagement nails don’t ya?!” I am weakkkkk! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I just left the bank from getting $1000 in ones for this party. Mind you, this is not a strip club. 🤣🤣 I ain’t had a club night in a LONG time! I’m about to get fucked up and throw money in that hoe! I gotta show my ass real quick back home and dip back out. Lol!

Bae I love youuuuuuuu! You my everythinggggg!