Ladies, don't let your partner think they can just call you lactose intolerant or dehydrated. They don't get to cuss you like that and you can let em know!

KB better not marry this man #LIB #LoveIsBlind

Or else what

Every time I see a for good trailer I get goosebumpssss

One of them tall muscly studs should be buffy the studpire for halloween 😂

Its these two having awkward wall sex on #loveisblind for me 😭

Fuckin for Frosties sound like a charity event don't it? 😂 I guess it was...

Not you creamed for ice cream 💀

The world has ended for me many times and still began again in the morning

I need to get a PlayStation I be wanting to game with my friends

Help me and my shorty settle an argument... If you needed to put butter on corn or mashed potatoes or something... Are you gonna use stick butter or margarine?

Pedicures and full body sports massage. 🫦but yeah.... That's the minority

I put so many fluffy blankets on my bed when my shorty visited (she gets cold) that she told me she felt like she was in game of thrones 💀

Mad I won't get to see KATSEYE on tour cuz they picked these tiny ass venues. Between them and kwn I'm finna riot 😩

Okay who has a list of the must listens and the skips on pinkpantheress' album lol

Me, just being funny in the early blacksky days but now permanently named Quan 😂

It's kinda crazy how you go viral and then go from being a person to a billboard

Ms. Olivia Dean did what she had to do on that new album.

Y'all I have been in a cluttered depression den lowkey since losing my friend... And today I finish deep cleaning it and tomorrow i let someone new visit me for the first time in forever 🥺🏁

My stomach sounding like ice in a garbage disposal send help

I swear…the bigger the company, the more ghetto it is.

The way I'm a ying yang twin?? I said "cuz that monkay grip" 💀

Professor @willrandolphv.bsky.social strict as fuck y'all send help

A child asked me why my pointer and middle finger nails are short in public 😭🌈

Lawd these niggas done brought magic city to Japan I'm crying

USPS is a scourge bro smh

How Black ppl just open the Bible at random places to receive a message from god that’s also me hitting shuffle on my music in the morning 🤭💚💚💚

OHHHH????

I need to make like a bingo sheet of shit braiders say, including: -you sure you want it long like that? 👀 -I usually charge extra for long hair but I'll give you discount -hey boo [insert last min cancellation or lateness] -*changes price from over the phone* -you sure you want knotless?

GOOD.

Am I the only one getting randomly signed out of here all the time smh

Happy October! I wish you a month of opportunities, obscene amounts of money in your bank account, and outstanding orgasms. I hope your October is ordinary AND out of the ordinary in the best of ways.

Let me tell you something lol the way I feel like I personally have been winning af re these last two superbowls?? As a Black, African american woman and also a woman reconnecting to my Puerto Rican heritage? Babyyyyyy 🇵🇷✊🏽🇵🇷✊🏽🇵🇷

"The sim" is frying me 😂

I have the biggest show of my DJ career, on my birthday and I don’t even have enough money to get myself a nice outfit for my performance

What’s tea for next week?? 👀👀 Like/Reskeet. (I work from my likes first) In the bio is a link for your cards to be sent to you and interpreted if you do not want them on the timeline…you can also book readings and tip there Tips are accepted but not required… 💛💫

I think Jimmy Dean had these sausage egg and cheese joints that hit. I don't remember the brand just the red box 😂

THIS IS SENDINGGGG MEEEE BECAUSE WHYYYY

To me, absolutely nothing. Every human life has value

It would only be wild if you ain't offer us none

My girl got all excited and was like omg a butterfly... So I look... and it's one of those white moths 😂 but I just went... Yeah what a pretty butterfly 😅 Cuz if a pretty girl says it's a butterfly then!!

Y'all... I did it. 🥺 I did my first big girl purchase and bought a car!!! I'm literally in shock I cannot believe I actually made this happen 😭

Lmaoooooooo the second one 😂😭

Rest in Power Assata Shakur 🖤

The way I feel overwhelming peace about Assata’s transition. Rest knowing that you are free, sister. You always were.

No patience, no setting check ins to update boundaries or safe words/names, no quiet fury, no sex appeal, no sense of humor🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

Watching clapping in 1.5x speed is so funny 😂

This was a well done return. He was very clear on using this moment, when so many eyes were on him, to reiterate how dangerous Drump and this administration is to our freedoms. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

I did... But she didn't... And now I got someone who will happily ensure the bag is never fumbled like that.💁🏽‍♀️

Take your time with me.