Mox finna ask Claudio to tell him bout the rabbits 😭😭

Yes, it's exactly what you think it is and it sounds HEAVENLY AND....it supports MF Bluetooth

@defunctland.bsky.social continues to be the fucking GOAT

Post an image you can hear

"side effects include: explosive diarrhea, rash, infection, exploding kidneys, bloat, death, swollen eyes, seizures-" *random white woman in the background while all this is named off*

Made it to 32 years this morning It's already a good day 🙏🏾

He want that boy to buss up his back

Not since I was like 22

That's a lot of happy black children........ I'm not crying, you crying 😭

Oops. Married her 🤷🏾‍♂️

Somebody gotta break it to Kenny Loggins that "Celebrate Me Home" is a Homegoing song not a Christmas song It's very much giving "gone to the upper room"

Most can't even be Jane Elliot if we keep it a bean Hell, even the Bobby Caldwell/Teena Marie test is hard for mfs these days

They could never. John Brown was a REAL revolutionary who was bout that mf action Not a good military strategist, but that peck had HEART

He want that boy to buss up his back

......what about the part about not being able read though?

It's the rule in our house that we just don't share that information 😭

TDE might have the midas touch fr cause gotdamn

THIS A REAL SICKO SKEET I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

stares african americanly, civil rights leaderly, and black pantherly

Old people will pull up, trauma dump and then ask ya name

Unpacking the reason why people are developing humanoid robots over a more functional design is going to get dark vv quickly…

Cynthia is an incredible actress and singer. She is beautiful and talented. Can’t nobody take that from her. I still don’t like what she said about Black Americans though. I really don’t like her. Plus her gf dont be paying or treating Black actors right from what I heard.

When I worked a square job this lil messican girl said nigga ONCE in my presence and I immediately made it everyone's problem Store was closed in SILENCE that night

If i say my astrology take...

Had to chop up some Stevie to start the holidays fr

Tbh we need to bring back hoopin and hollerin It's too much gotdamn whisper singing We need somebody to do that carryin on

STANDING AT THE CONCESSION 🗣 PLOTTING IS OPPRESSION 🗣

Had to chop up some Stevie to start the holidays fr

Kill Bill. EASILY.

I hope we all learned a valuable lesson: There's no such thing as a safe space. Never tell anyone anything ever 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

WHAT?!?

Celebrating International Men's Day by Googling “boobs” and punching a hole in the wall

🤣🤣🤣🤣 just like McDonald's

What old school show did you fall in love with from Nick at Nite/TV Land? #blacksky

Hey, since Patton Oswalt was reinstated, maybe Bluesky moderation can reinstate someone who was banned for doing the exact same thing.

What old school show did you fall in love with from Nick at Nite/TV Land? #blacksky

Nicki Minaj and CM Punk are the same person. Both legitimately opened a door for people after them, we're able to build a legend off moments in 2011 that aren't that great upon review, then spent the rest of their careers shitting on the next generation and are now cozying up with fascism Funny 🤷🏾‍♂️

Again, fuck Linda and Vince McMahon

Kuvira vs Suyin. DID THE BENDING!!!

If you could describe yourself a cartoon character, who would you be? #BlackSky Definitely Eddy. Always scheming a way to get me and my people out the mud

Getting subpoenaed by the US government over bluesky posts

The ATLA stans are out today 🙄🫩

Somewhere, Doug Funnie just fell to his knees

Miss Grotke was always on timing ✊🏾

How she's been able to get here off the strength of that mid ass verse from 2011 is astounding