I really hope my car is at this place tomorrow. I’ve been down bad since Saturday 😭

It really hasn’t been the same since my barber left the game, and that’s sad, but I’m not surprised he left. He couldn’t stay at a shop, and he kept raising his prices. He was good, but bro…

Once May gets here, it’s gone for the summer. I’m procrastinating on shaping it up and trimming it now

I’m not really trying to thrive in a zombie apocalyptic world anyway. If that’s how I become a zombie and exit this world…worth it

Aye man. Say man.

EYE’VE never heard of hunger pangs. Just learning that. I like pains better. Sounds nicer, but if the big MW said it’s pangs, it’s pangs. Who are me to judge

It’s “inaugural” not “first annual.” It’s “for all intents and purposes” not “for all intensive purposes.” It’s “I couldn’t care less” not “I could care less.” It’s “bear with me” not “bare with me.”

Good morning to those leading their division only

I think about this quite often

I should eat something

2003 was tough 2006 as well 2020 of course 2022 takes the cake though. Boo 22

A crush posted the messy haired Barbie last night. My night was already bad enough. Had to just go to sleep. I’m happy for her though 🥲

Must’ve been junior year of HS. I’d been the perfect height for good hugs for everyone before. Just taller than the tall girls but not too tall for the average height girls. Very grateful for my current height, I just miss the prime hugging days.

I knew I should’ve put an AirTag in my car. Didn’t cause I thought I was being paranoid

Last night didn’t end in any tongue wrestling like I wanted it to. Will be trying again next year

Car got towed. Terrible ending to homecoming, but a good day regardless.

I need a good massage gun. Especially after tonight. Getting old gets tough, but it’s always better than the alternative

Mine took me out a lot less than I expected. I just felt a little more tired before bed and had a couple shivers.

Bringing a chair next year for sure

I didn’t bring my camera, and I feel naked and awkward already 😂

I’m already tired from today 😂

That I lost my homecoming wristband. That was about to be a wrap for my weekend. It wasn’t about to do anything else.

Hoping for an international tent at homecoming tomorrow

Heard

All my Happy birthdays are HBDs cause I made a keyboard shortcut on my phone to save time. Something I wish the HBD people would do

This is a good match up, but it’s gonna be Avatar for sure.

So glad the cold is coming. This heat makes me tired so fast

This is my annual “You guys have some fine family members,” post.

One day closer to giving my next booty rub. That’s giving me the modicum of hope I have to keep going

Chipotle

This is hilarious 😂😂😂

I like to look at it, I'm sorry 😭 😂

A good hug from a heavy-chested woman would cure at least 4 of my current problems. Or at least put me in the headspace to solve them on my own.

Are the heavier chested people still not getting bras that they consider cute?

These the people that tried to do Keith Lee dirty?

I needed to be asleep 90 minutes ago. Monday is going to suck

After the first makeout session, I’m ready. Let’s go

Know what would be great right now?

Tough!! FAMU does well with their clothes

Think I’ll shave my beard at the end of the school year. That way I don’t really have to see people without my beard

The GOAT 🫡

Patents in general are ruining gaming. Cause what’s up with Nintendo? Are they cool?

The nemesis system would be a great mechanic to have available for every game, but Warner Brothers wants to be greedy and have a patented only to use it for two games

Playing Budokai with friends

The Wolverine game

Assassin Creed shadows. It was all right. I enjoyed it.

He has a white mom, my grandma’s prayers should hold more weight when they reach God’s ears, right? I need his exact prayer. Word for word

Dying on GTA

Uncharted 2

Niggas ain’t seein me in this. I swear