I don’t trust fast bathroom users. You went there, used it, and washed your hands thoroughly in that short ass time?

I know my brain is a little messed up because it'll do a jump scare, saying, "You have homework due tomorrow!" late at night

Orange chicken, chicken lo mein, chicken fried rice

Man…this young lady could’ve talked me into buying whatever she was selling. Fine, thick, and dark skinned? I folded as I was walking up 😂. But she had to say “I’m thinking about going to Morehouse to get my B.A..” Or, B.A. is what I heard, cause she said she already went to UGA.

I’m bringing her back. I don’t wanna be on a kraken king’s bad side. I might drop something off before dropping her off, but she is getting dropped off. I don’t need a ship

Everything requiring apps for tickets now <<<< Just let me download it to my wallet and keep it moving

Cody turning?

I still have to go to the skate rink soon

The Punisher decided to make his bad day our bad day, so I had to fill out the insurance papers. Then...this morning, I got into it with some Fisk supporters on the train. I think one was live streaming, so if you see that video, I'd say it again.

I fuck with these green pants, Tina. You had that shit on

I saw a post earlier in regards to that, and being given airport clothes, and being alright with that. As someone who's dealt with that and is not shaped like the average Spaniard, I promise I bought new clothes on the way to the hotel

I mean...I can do anything I set my mind to, but that doesn't mean I'll be putting back the 32 pairs that I've already packed

Why would a hotel not be answering a phone call? You don't want money?

These pollen and drought conditions are out of control and that's 100% due to our warming climate from data centers, bullshit "war", and Cop Cities reducing our trees and lives.

"in they right mind" is a key part of this post. Long as they're not dangerous, the only thing that matters is that the check clears....

Why would someone choose the seat that’s clearly a buffer seat when there’s an equally good seat on the other side of the group? This is the second time it’s happened in the past couple weeks.

Yeah.

You see this, bro? @ikickclouds.bsky.social

I’m so glad that didn’t happen

Need it

*reminds myself of the state of looking for a job so I don’t quit the one I have*

Giving-her-a-booty-rub-till she-falls-asleep levels are low

I've slept wrong and paid for it twice in the past few weeks.

I don’t think I’m asking for too much

Terrific bargain, yes. But still very unnecessary unless new options are coming. Also making sure cashiers (who I’m sure are underpaid) make sure the members in the gold line get seen first

No. I always forget until someone else brings it up

My favorite wagon Wednesday participant got a man and moved in with him and forgot about her fans. I’m happy for her, and at least a new puppy came with it all. I just miss the chance that she’d bless us

I loved that website so much.

I coulda told you that for free. I thought they'd start by saying it's more than $500k. Hate that it was my first thought though

Details on 'Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse' 🕸️ • Being made with IMAX in mind • Picks up right where the last one ended with Miles breaking free from Prowler's trap • Most emotional Spider-Verse film yet • Kingpin returns • Final chapter of Miles Morales' story

Why don’t people believe in earphones in public spaces

I learned that Euphoria was back because a creator randomly mentioned it in his TikTok. The video was about another show/movie. He just randomly said “oh yeah. Euphoria is back today. But anywho….” I know an ADHD brain when I see one.

Another day I wish I lived closer to where I work. I need the government to pay us more.

I went to Hungary at the start of his time in office, and my homegirl said they hated him then. Messaged her today and told her congrats n what not

Clips? I think I could’ve watched the whole movie this morning if I wanted to

And seeing how people switch up after YEARS would always have me in a state of uncertainty. Can't have it

Exactly

Lmao that’s why you put on something you’ve seen before or don’t care about

The best birthday boy there is 😭. Happy birthday to him and only him

I heard homegirl from sector three can speak her native tongue while…nevermind. Space

Masquerade. I think that a werewolf wild wild West saloon would smell bad.

Yeah, that white woman in The Drama white woman’d very hard

Connection always