Seems fair. Ups, downs, twists, turns, heavy restraints and lots of screaming. Oh, and never, NEVER have the funnelcake before you get on.

#tarot ☸️+2🍷 The Wheel's always a fun card - and I embrace random. Getting shaken out of routines is 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥. And even if it's not always comfortable, it's always memorable. In this case, the change is in a close relationship. Be patient and loving, even if it's a surprise, and roll with it if you can.

#thetraitors genius Traitor game so far. Alan was a hysterical choice at the beginning but has gone full Killer Queen: Cat is slinking about unnoticed… and Jonathan escapes again like Lupin III. (Wonder if he was in Paris this week?) Oh, and I think Ed was inside the chess piece…

Good morning, friends. Who wants to go on an adventure?

@edgamblecomedy.bsky.social you were the chess piece…?

WORLD’S LOUDEST SUBTWEET

Bill Bailey and Hannah Waddington. The fabulous and the funny, and I’m not saying which is which. Then again… this might be a clue. m.youtube.com/watch?v=3prb...

Thing. On Fox News on the day of the election, they had a #tarot reader on. She pulled 4🍷, which she described as “loss”. But it’s a bit more than that. It’s about not being so blinded by what you’re sad, angry, or frustrated about… …that you ignore something better you could have had. Good lesson.

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

I appear to have been forgiven for this morning’s early, outrageous and most disgruntling vet trip. Bacon may have helped. #cat #tabbycat #ohtheindignity

#tarot ↗️🤴⤵️+10🪙+Q🪄 Today's jumpcard shows you dealing with an abuse of power. There are 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙩 of options as to who that could refer to these days. But if you can deal with that b*tch and their messy sitch like the badass witch you are, success and abundance awaits. Play to your talents and passions.

Weirdly, seems like the ones who passed are dismissed and the more thuggish, badly informed and generally evil you are the more likely it is you get hired,

The four aspects of a great character are the Need, the Want, the Ghost, and the Lie. A Want is their conscious desire. A Need is what they really want but might not know. A Lie is the thing they believe that keeps them from that Need. A Ghost is that spiritual wound that caused the Lie.

Dorothy has friends everywhere

The percentage fall in the Peso will depend on what Oasis cover he's singing...

Innocent people don’t do things like this. Or sane ones. OpenAI requested “all documents relating to memorial services or events in honour of the decedent”, according to the document obtained by the FT. on.ft.com/3LmxXuS OpenAI prioritised user engagement over suicide prevention, lawsuit claims

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport. Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably? But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

Jim Cramer (of Mad Money fame) saying AI isn’t a bubble, should be the final proof that it is a bubble, he’s wrong over 50% of the time on everything. His stock picks are far more volatile than the S&P500 with a lower return rate.

Very Good Boys and Girls deserve their own day. (Why not make it today?) @weratedogs.com

Same in the UK (except we apply percussive maintenance with a cricket bat).

Good morning Darlings! Your friendly reminder that you are an absolute badass.

American baseball fans: It's the Kendrick vs Drake World Series. Canadian baseball fans: We disavow Drake and will not stand for this Geddy Lee erasure.

#tarot 6🪙⤵️+5🪙 If you're stuck in a financial hole right now, you may feel it's unfair. Unless you can channel anger into effort, not a good mindset to dig yourself out. But you also might be tempted to get help from sources you'd otherwise refuse. Trust me, any gift horses need full dental workups.

Can I offer you some nice wildly overdramatic Euro-orchestral-Goth-pirate-metal in these trying times? Visions Of Atlantis - Hellfire www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1HK...

Hundreds of masked ICE enforcers just got a taste of their own medicine: hackers from The Com dumped names, addresses, and phones of 680 DHS goons on Telegram, with IRS stooges next in line. #Doxxed

[Noel Fielding voiceover] Clara's Two-Tier Termination is a tribute to late grandmother Siobhan, who taught her how to create cyanide using almonds and peaches. Clara will finish off her elaborate double homicide by stacking the two corpses elegantly on top of each other for quick and easy disposal

If life gives you lemons... get lucky?

Oh no my a... ...wait, are these still even a thing?

Dear Republicans: Please avoid taking your children into environments where they can be isolated with authority figures who can threaten them with eternal damnation if they disobey or tell another adult. Drag Story Hour is a much safer, open, friendly and nurturing place for them. #notadragqueen

#tarot 6⚔️⤵️+Temp You may feel stuck in a situation that no longer serves you. But trying to rush to an exit may leave things (or people) you need behind. Take it steady. Make a plan (and be prepared to change it if necessary). Say proper goodbyes, do the count, chairs on tables, lights off, lock up.

My New Year’s resolution for 2025 is to stop procrastinating so much

Morning. Post Amazon AWS crash cleanup day at work begins…

As if you needed a visual metaphor.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only...

Y’know what… …that’s not a bad plot in itself. You meticulously plan the heist of the century and these idiots get there first. Do you go after them? Inveigle yourself into the investigation and help the (hapless and/or dangerously handsome) surété? Or do the cops come for you because of your rep?

#tarot ☠️+7🪙⤵️ Sometimes, no matter how much effort you put into a thing, it just doesn't work out. Crops fail: auditions bomb: AWS blows up because some spotty PFY deploys a duff changeset midnight Sunday and blocks your launch. Cut your losses, laugh it off, pick yourself up and try something else.

AI. No sense of humour.

the man on the right has made it his life's mission to capture Lupin the Third

Recommended. bsky.app/profile/did:...

Y'know, everything's so depressing lately in the news - it's genuinely nice to have just a good, glamorous, non-violent, old-fashioned diamond heist to talk about. And from the Louvre no less: www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c6...

#tarot 5🍷+10🪄 How many times have you got angry, depressed, or fearful - or more than you should have been… …when in truth, you were really just knackered? Physical and mental fatigue can rob us of our hope and wits, and lead us to see things as worse than they are. Get some rest, then look again.

Glenn Close saying “giving cunt” is the best thing you’ll hear all weekend

Portland gonna Portland. And good on ‘em.

BRICKING THE LAW BRICKING THE LAWWW BRICKING THE LAW BRICKING THE LAWWW

If you get trolled: Report if necessary. Block. Move on. Do not reply. Do not engage. Do not debate. Do not give them material, metrics, or the merest sliver of your mana. They’re not interested in conversation, not persuadable, and any rise they get out of you is a “pwn”. Plus it drives them nuts.

For Tolkien fans, a timely passage for No Kings Eve, from WH Auden’s review of Lord of the Rings.

Okay. Maybe a slight “risky” move here… …but if some random bloke comes up to you in a carpark and says “are you here for Michael”, is he… a) offering chemical / herbal products b) thinking you’re on Grindr etc (bloody hope not… fella looked like Joe Wilkinson pre-diet) c) just an average rando ?

#caturday No kings. Only cats.