What are the rules on bringing airhorns to the Oval Office?

#tarot 8🍷+5🪄 There is zero shame in walking away from something that no longer fits you: especially if it involves a lot of pointless infighting. Even if it means leaving behind something you once liked, the decision to move on makes room for new things - which maybe won't damage your calm so much.

Please don't plug keyboards or other devices into random USB ports, ok?

(=◍.̫◍=) ❝𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐰❞ (=◍.̫◍=)

Don’t think I need Google Translate to figure out who this is about. #buffonearancione

The incredible special effects in the spectacular finale to Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) were a mix of practical and optical effects by ILM. Discussed on Episode 150 of The #Film89Podcast for its 45th anniversary. www.film89.co.uk/the-film-89-...

#tarot ☠️+Pg⚔️ As something comes to an abrupt end - not always in a bad way, always at the right time - you might feel an urge to rebel or rail against the change. You shouldn't dig up what's dead and buried (even as a hobby). However, you can channel that angry energy into finding new ways forward.

Please take my phone away from me

Bit late to this, but recently upgraded car to a SEAT. And while it does a lot more than my previous wheels, my favourite thing so far is the little spotlight under the driver’s door mirror, that projects a welcome light on the floor that says “Olà!” for exactly no reason other than they wanted to.

QRP with the doc you’d trust leading hantavirus response instead of RFK.

Well, Putin is running out of money quite fast…

“Kali ma! Kali ma! Kali ma, shakthi deh!“ — an alternate way to a man’s heart

Indiana Jones And The Dye Of Durst in… er, Tampa www.tiktok.com/@heavyisthel...

#tarot 🚕+10🍷 A 4-lane highway to happiness is laid out in front of you - all you gotta do is stay on it. Which can be harder than you'd think, with sidetracks, distractions, roadworks and the odd nutter careering around. Stay focussed and balanced - you'll get there. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PvL...

Meet the new host of Strictly Come Dancing:

Share a GIF from a scifi film you love…

Weekend motivation 💀

#tarot ⭐+Pg🍷 Let's say that old ways aren't working out for you, or that you need to heal from something. Trying something new - especially if it comes as an unexpected offer, and is a little out of your comfort zone - might be just what you need to break a mental or physical cycle you're stuck in.

there is already enough sadness in the world, why do we need IPAs

#tarot HM+Q🪙 If you've been (over)focussed on being a provider lately, the Hanged Man suggests stuff will sort itself out if you let go and let things flow. Of course, a Q🪙 is still never knowingly undercatered: but that can still be made, as @nigella.bsky.social might say, "pleasingly low-effort".

Elvira ❤️

Nothing like setting clear limits! 😅

It exists! I interviewed backup dancers, producers, the costume designer, the song’s producers who granted the rights, and so many more who were involved: web.archive.org/web/20240227...

#tarot 2🍷+Kn🪄 Faint heart never won fair maiden. (And that Knight's maybe had more than his fair share, but let's skip that for a sec.) Whether you're looking for a lover or with one, sitting around passively isn't attractive. Win or lose, dare to go big. #taytaytarot www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BjZ...

the cybertruck is like, i hate it when the attention is not on me, so i will misbehave on purpose

Just to be clear, when racists win it’s also our fault somehow

Kid’s software run on military hardware 😻

Instructure was completely hollowed out by a private equity company at the end of 2019. Not surprised by complete and total enshitification of the platform and their security breakdown. I liked the days when schools did their own home growing LMSs.

The Odyssey 2026: just uh guy tryna find pawkung in Back Bay

Barnard’s Star: the system so nice, they charted it twice

You see it, you reskeet it. Them’s the rules.

#tarot 🚕+6🪄 Not all victories need a parade. Sometimes you might not even want the world to know about them. But when you've controlled conflicting forces without and within and your Chariot's brought you to a better place, it's always worth celebrating. #taytaytarot www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsN3...

Civic duty done. Time to get out my favourite polling day pic.

[watching as my friend dresses up as a dandy highwayman and yells ‘stand and deliver!’] oh god it’s the adamantavirus

💚✊🏼💚✊🏼💚✊🏼💚✊🏼

I don’t know who on which side of which industries needs to hear this, but regardless of which part of my worlds you’re from: this ain’t getting answered.

*watching horrified as colleague hallucinates he’s in a dire East German slapstick comedy* …it’s the Trabantavirus

To be fair, survival skills such as surviving on carrion and an unhealthy interest in the uses of your own urine could have been incredibly useful in Washington, especially when cutting deals with the US Department Of Health

The 2026 Calarts Producers' Show Opening is a lovely tribute to art & animation (directed by Sofia Kondrasheva & Veda Lee). Every year, Calarts school has a showcase where they select a handful of student films to be screened in a Hollywood theater. >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsmu...

God, men are the worst. BBC News - 'Man in smart glasses filmed me in London then told me to pay' - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

You do not ignore (or move) the kitty, whether in your bathroom or your bed. They used to be worshipped as gods, and have not forgotten this.

Big win for the toxic rat and plague enthusiast lobby

When you know, you know. And so does everyone else you know.

I guess it’s that time. 🫡 #riptedturner

Current view. I deserve it. #budapest #spaday #Széchenyi #gesundheit

Oh, you don't have those? It's everywhere here. Love the tendergroin there.

#tarot Temp+2🍷 Finding balance and being patient with partners rather than rushing things (eg rushing into love, into bed, to judgement, into anger, or out the door) may feel like a passion killer. But it pays off in many ways. Not least building long term, stable relationships that grow over time.

🇬🇧 David Attenborough, a leading voice on climate change and biodiversity loss whose landmark documentaries transformed popular understanding of the natural world for a global audience, marks his 100th birthday on Friday. ➡️ u.afp.com/SaHV