I'm taking this opportunity to say "run don't wok" to tribute something today. I'm not proud of Myself, but I did it 😎 www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/...

i will succeed because i am a pervert 🥳🫡

Good morning all. An espresso to kick starts the day was a wonderful choice 💋

Some space for visitors this month. My diary is open for June 💋

Gents, we are all aware of the financial difficulties besetting the UK, but your options are: A)Pay for services B)Do not seek services No middle ground exists where you get to access workers for free. Because We are workers & you know that.

This time 3 years ago I was at a Thai animal sanctuary observing the residents from a distance. This old gal took a liking to Me and I could have stayed with Her forever ❤️🇹🇭

A part of social reform is the acceptance that the struggles of the working class are systemic and not a moral failing. You are underprivileged by design.

Some space for visitors this month. My diary is open for June 💋

Covered ❤️ The mirror is next on the list 💋

Be a good boy and send Me the clothes rail asap. I'm busy making the studio even more lovely 💋

BRISTOL Does anyone have a vac bed I can borrow/ hire for My visit? Ideally on the 29th.

Good morning all

Just an industry FYI. Adult work now uses AI systems for many of its processes but charges: £12 pw to display contact details £6 per day to be shown as available £9.99 for *every* location change It's both user and consumer unfriendly. This needs negotiation at least.

Being threatened by several Americans on a post I wrote because I told them the UK voting system isn't the same as the IS wasn't on My bingo card but it clearly should've been. We call cupcakes buns btw.

Any excuse to slip into something shiny. PVC has long been a material of choice for Me ❤️‍🔥

BRISTOL Only the Tuesday & Wednesday remain free on this tour. Move swiftly.

The reason why it matters that this is about the UK is that the US electoral system works differently to the UK so the stats and outcomes aren't comparable. Pointing that out is important because we aren't America in some very essential ways that the UK needs to remember.

I'm owed a mansplaining tax of at least one bottle of Chablis today! DM to tribute

BRISTOL Only the Tuesday & Wednesday remain free on this tour. Move swiftly.

In the last local elections, 34 % of eligible voters turned out to vote. If 34% of people are speaking for us we have no hope of fair representation. Particularly if you're a Woman, vote FFS.

Good morning all I may need a financial boost in the light of the news this morning 💋💋

Come on down into the depths of My new subterranean space. Summer 2026 ❤️‍🔥 📷 AndiChrist

Good morning all I'm just enjoying a strong coffee before a walk to the polling station. Good boys, girls, & enbys vote!

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A reminder to all UK SWs: *Women are grossly underrepresented in voting - please vote *Local elections make a huge difference *The Green party are the ONLY party who support Decrim or SWs in general So vote, and if you're not sure who to vote for, vote Green 💚

Come on down into the depths of My new subterranean space. Summer 2026 ❤️‍🔥 📷 AndiChrist

My favourite splosher had to reschedule today, but here's a reminder for him of his last visit ❤️

I'm working on the dressing room and the dungeon level of the studio. Do your bit to help out / heal My back 💋 www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/...

Would a video on the Renters Rights Reform Act be useful for UK SWs?

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Stop your doomscrolling and look at this otter

Well thank goodness for anti 🌽 legislation frankly!

Sub with van required in Leeds to collect furniture. Service role. Pick up or transit can would do x

Who could deny Me anything? youpay.me/BDSMMIA400

Findom does not stand alone as a kink separate from the "icky" aspects of the scene that some people don't enjoy. Newbies do well to remember this when degrading their colleagues to seem separate and superior. You're limiting your appeal and undermining the work. Because sex work is work.

A reminder for My UK colleagues that not only do the Green Party support Decrim they support unionisation 💚

Who could deny Me anything? youpay.me/BDSMMIA400

an FLR isn’t about a woman doing whatever satisfies a man’s fantasy of submission in a relationship. It’s about her actually leading. Her standards. Her rules. Her control.

Be a good boy and fetch this for the studio. I remember generous pets 💋 www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/...

Men compliment My lips, but they fall for the eyes ❤️

Shooting this weekend. Trying to decide whether to wear leather or lean towards satin worship.

Happy International Workers Day. Make sure I don't lift a finger all day ✊🏼💋 throne.com/bdsmmia/item...

Shooting this weekend. Trying to decide whether to wear leather or lean towards satin worship.

I've had some really interesting conversations with friends about the difference between Leeds and London recently: both work wise and socioeconomically. London is the exception to England, not the norm. London life is unique, the opportunity there is unique and the lifestyle reflects that.

Imagine being so fragile of spirit that someone referring you to their "how to book" section causes this response.

Personally I love My basic bitch neon sign. Thank you M 💋

Nothing keeps people on their toes in a meeting like opening your mouth to let a swarm of bees fly out.

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Good morning all. Make sure you send a Woman money today 💋

I shall be polishing off these articles and hanging My new neon sign before bed this evening. Thank you for all Y/your support today colleagues and may the bourgeoisie perish 💋