Apparently they were also more divorced looking than expected for this guy, too.

Tennessee, this is how you made us feel with Hendon.

Now ain’t that a metaphor

Even the man’s preacher is a pedophile… Jesus Christ

[after tenting my fingers for one month straight] more like stupid tha very idiot

We've got a DEEP roster of ain't shit whites, but Hayley Williams remains forever unassailable. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8ARTcjE/

Do you think we are going without a fight Ari Michael Shapiro you work for us again bring your chiseled jaw and your white peoples curiosity… we are bringing down the man

i think we should become more comfortable denying being dumb and loud, actually

Naw, man. I'd like to pass.

The new AFI is so fun. youtu.be/5c6sMntanTQ?...

Kendrick Bad Bunny 🤝 Canadian destroyer

Looks like it was filmed by Christopher Nolan 😘👌

Can we not have ANYTHING? Even shit-ass, fuck-ass EA isn't safe to just be bad in a normal, acceptable degree. Jared Kushner and the Saudi bonesaw fund are buying EA. apnews.com/article/ea-e...

Man runs like he's angry at the grass.

I picked a hell of a first game to watch this season

Sam Pittman, how do you feel about dolemite? 🦃

Hi my name is Mina Kimes and I thought Carson Wentz would win this game

That QM8K at $999 is a great price. I paid $1299 a month ago, and would again without hesitation (even if I did check how long after the sale Best Buy price matches).

Ellis Robinson

MANDATE OF HEAVEN TO ALABAMA THEY JUST THREW A PASS TO 360 POUND KADYN PROCTOR

Roll goddamn Tide lmaooooo

Was UGA just playing Look Down from Les Mis???

Dae’Quan Wright just sat down like it was story time

Not sure about leaving a guy 100% wide open on a game-deciding 4th and 3 LSU but I'm not award-winning millionaire coach Brian Kelly

Come on, Lane. Imagine how purple Brian Kelly would get if they gave up a 4th down conversion.

It seems unjust that there are 9 billion different flavors of potato chip, and about 6 options for pork rinds. Give me a Zapp's voodoo pork rind and let me touch the face of God.

Oh no

Holy shit they hit the field QUICK.

That is the coolest goddamn catch that definitely wasn't a catch I've ever seen.

Off work just in time for overtime 🥳

I kind of dig the "remastered to PS2" look.

Been thinking about this off and on today and you know they all thought the world was about to end. That this existence was fleeting and temporal. And why did they say you should do with that time? They said to be kind to each other. Especially the least of us. That’s my church

Okay but can we still get Fallon off the air apnews.com/article/jimm...

I seem to have inadvertently bought the cat a new chair.

Folded like wet paper, goodness.

Not a Sunday Scaries person bc this is basically Thursday for me but for those of you going through it, here’s some helpful energy to take into the week

I mean when has occupying Afghanistan ever gone wrong TWICE for someone

Indiana football:

Jesus Christ, Tennessee is beating Trent Dilfer's ass. 42 points at halftime is personal.

It took nearly a month, but I finally hit the combination of available time and sufficient motivation to go buy a washer and dryer.

We did all that work to get to y’all a Taco Bell and you not even trying to see what that thang do?????

I love that of all the big cats, tigers got the most orange cat. Just enormous dummies. They're perfect.

Tulsa’s running back just did a leap/fumble combo I can only describe as “fucked”

GO BLUE

Also - I can't believe we let the worst comedians on the planet spend *years* defining Freedom of Speech as a moral obligation to laugh at their bad jokes, and not as a protection against government censorship. You've been crying wolf for a while now gang, and a real wolf just got here! SPEAK UP!

has anybody done a comprehensive rundown of all the "No, Project 2025 Is Not Real" headlines (and bylines), I would very much like to read that

I needed this. You could probably use it, too.