I got a new high score.

As someone who grew up 🔴 there, who has rooted for UNC since before I even liked sports, and who does like sports because of Virginia Tech, a UVA vs Duke ACC championship game where Duke winning keeps UVA out of the playoffs is my personal hell.

Marjorie Taylor Greene's voters are some of the dumbest motherfuckers walking God's green earth. These are people who ate horse paste to combat a viral disease and who heard this dopey bitch talking about weather control and Jewish space lasers and though, "yes, this woman should represent me."

Bullshit, he didn't have possession

The blatant neuroses on display all throughout Ohio State-Michigan are so great. No other game has anywhere near this amount of "if you don't go for it on fourth down you're a coward" going on

How the fuck are you gonna have SIX plays inside the THREE and not score?

There's absolutely no fucking way that was a TD.

That may be the single dumbest thing I've ever seen on on a football field. Brother, there is such a thing as *too* hype.

Well, that was fun while it lasted.

SIX points being Ohio State's largest deficit this season is fucking wild.

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I think you should get an additional 5% off for every Black Friday email you get from a company after the first one.

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I am going to take your 🫵🏿 money go to the piggly wiggly buy gift cards and give them to people

I am rescinding yesterday’s thankfulness due to the Eagles

Look how these weapons formed against me prosper 😫

me seeing the first part of this post: lane you ARE a hoe. calm down me reading the reporter's quote: together we can take down patriarchy coach

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Pumpkin pie with coffee before breakfast but I’m built different, and that build is thic

closing in on 9PM ET which is about the right time to post this gem It marks six years ago now when the joy of Night Ham entered our lives and created a Thanksgiving staple via @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and listeners @davidycook1.bsky.social and @angry-stephen.bsky.social

If this wasn't my team, I'd spend every day hoping someone beat his ass with a sock full of oranges.

Maybe for this next Cowboys drive, just for a change of pace, they could fucking cover Lamb.

PUNT GOD 🙌

It is incredibly relatable the way this asshole football team waits until the last goddamn moment possible to do the thing they should've been doing all along.

SPIDER-MAN SAID HORNS DOWN

I usually buy the store brand brown sugar and cinnamon pop tarts because they're cheap as shit and I like the texture more than the real thing. This week I bought a box of apple cinnamon Pop-Tarts™, and decided to have one last night at around 2am. That was a mistake.

I'm kinda surprised to be enjoying the new Fantastic Four movie, but what the fuck is up with this fucking baby?

OKAY OKAY FINE, GOD 🌝 submit your THANKSGIVING DISASTERS to [email protected] do NOT submit it here, we won’t see it, sorry that happened to you (or happy for you)!!

I know these are obviously for kids, but shout-out to Tyson for coming up with the most depressing possible option for Thanksgiving dinner.

Appreciate the weight of this sentence: The New Orleans Saints are the most morally bankrupt team in American professional sports. This is the same team whose leadership worked closely with the New Orleans archdiocese to help them manage the shitstorm from their sexual abuse scandal. Fuck them

It's so refreshing to ask a question like this and get what feels like pretty close to just an honest answer.

I don't care what church you go to ... a whooped ass will clarify many things!

humiliating myself and going full right wing to insinuate myself into the president's circle for the sole purpose of convincing him to bully a billionaire into funding a Nice Guys sequel

you're a good man, Hangman Page

is it bad that the Gallagher brothers got their shit together before Florida did

That a full Dirty Dancing.

There is simply no better sport than college football.

The live spread for ND is -67.5. This is deeply malevolent football.

Getting called into an unexpected meeting and having to explain that, no, I'm fine, the COLLEGE FOOTBALL podcast I was listening to made me cry was unpleasant and confusing for everyone involved. open.spotify.com/episode/2gZF...

"No work" Fuck outta here with this out of touch bullshit. How many people can miss damn near a full week of work, on a holiday week, with next to no notice? If I stay at home from November 25 - December 2, I'll be staying at home from December 3 until I get evicted, because they'd fucking fire me.

no that’s pretty much it

Man, are you fucking kidding me?

BABE WAKE UP THEY'RE BAGGING THE FROGS

Tiktok has engendered in me a contextual comfort with clowns for which I will never forgive it.

I was bribed to go to a work party with four free hours of PTO, and brethren and sistren, I am full of regrets.

Pablo Torre

Also I think we can all agree GOOD GRACIOUS / ASS IS BODACIOUS is up there with anything Keats or Wordsworth have ever written

The fact that nobody was like, "hey man, fuck you" pretty much says every single thing that needs to be said about our media.