Pure evil.

We need a bigger national spotlight on this building raid, fam. Agents dropped from helicopters onto the roof. Citizens and non-citizens alike were dragged from their homes in the night. People who weren't kidnapped during the raid had their belongings seized after the fact. This is madness.

THE MEME IS REAL

Can't tell you how many pediatric/maternal fevers will go untreated because of these liars

So true. I can't believe when I see my colleagues outsourcing their thinking to AI. It's part of our training and our duty to patients to be able to read papers and evaluate evidence critically.

Can't wait for proper fall so that I can start dressing like this

no damn ai chat bot could ever type "hi, please see attached, thanks!" into an email with the same endearing joie de vivre that i put into it every single time

I cannot imagine a worse death than my body being the rope in a game of tug-of-culture-war and people using my corpse to sell frozen yogurt

Guy who pronounced Tomatometer the British way

Me waking up in a cold sweat after hearing the opening note of Miles Davis's Blue in Green

Someone's playing The Wall by Pink Floyd at work and all I can hear is Doug Walker "this is pandering like hell"

People are talking about their astrological sign at work

My brain feels absolutely cooked, and all day I’ve been like, why can’t I get anything done? I haven’t been drinking, got enough-ish sleep, had my coffee, eat my gruel, all the while never really considering that the underlying cause might be *gestures at everything*

I bet this short goes crazzzzzy on toddler youtube

"toss ingredients on a sheet pan" Why would I ever do this when I own a bowl with a lid that I can shake??

stay in school and listen to your teachers, kids, or else you'll become the kind of dope who thinks "asking the right question" is some profound insight for the age of AI rather than a bedrock principle of every field of study

In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat Content, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for slop thou [art], and unto slop shalt thou return

I have more followers on Bluesky than I did on Twitter, and almost none of them are real. They also don't interact though, so I guess it's whatever??

Almonds are also terrible in milk form. Oat milk for an additive for coffee/tea, soy milk for cereal and smoothies, and coconut milk for cooking/baking is my personal taxonomy. Almond milk is totally superfluous.

thing’s own website, thing’s wikipedia page. those should always be the top 2 results on google

Brainstorming some characteristics of generation beta for the generation theorists: - Stinky - Loud - Hungry

Just learned that the Ancient Greeks were the first to describe people doing intentional yeast addition to their bread. I can't believe Cleopatra never had sourdough

Legendary ellipsis here

Mumford et al

Imagine you look over and your robotic surgeon is using one of these

To post is intelligence To not post is true wisdom - Lao Tzu, in the Poster's Dao de Ching

Science Question: When they say "8 MEGA ROLLS EQUALS 32 REGULAR ROLLS" do the regular rolls exist...anywhere? Are they just in the imaginations of toilet paper marketers??? Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive?

@chadnotchud.bsky.social Any recommendations (or sources) for egg substitutes in baking? Currently trying to move from vegetarian to vegan and Just Egg failed the task

Since I love posting about cooking: switching from canned beans and chickpeas to dry and just cooking them in the instant pot has been a huge money saver (like, the equivalent of 10 cans for $2.50), as well as saving space in the pantry. Highly recommended.

I'm not setting an alarm because I know I'll be woken up by the tornado sirens; I'm Oklahoma-maxxing

If I saw how much a narrative of what I said ended with "he wondered aloud" or "he quipped" I'd probably throw up

The absolute worst part about generative AI is now every app or program has an orange button that says "Ask Glimbus" in the UI that takes up a disproportionate amount of space and will never be used

Stevie Wonder is one of the few people who wrote popular songs so undeniably good that jazz musicians play them on the regular

This is already my reaction when I see AI in an advert

What could you call numerous bomb threats to elementary schools and hospitals that lead to such terror that public events are cancelled except terrorism?

Also, this is why you shouldn't take the right seriously when they claim to defend "Western Civilization." They know very little about it, and what they do know they generally loathe

If your version of America includes Jane Austen but not black people, what you're idolizing is not actually America

When I condemn political violence I am also condemning a Trump candidacy.

Y'all ever listen to Billie Holiday and think to yourself "this truly is one of the greatest singers of all time"

nothing worse than getting a little sun and feeling better and realizing I have the mental complexity of a daisy

Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

Strange Fruit is one of the most powerful ballads of all time, and also one that you should almost never perform.

Bill Evans has fallen so far since Kind of Blue

Who said textbooks aren't useful?

Medicine is the former, unless you learn a lot of Latin, in which case it is the latter

Wish there were more people on Bluesky, kinda like it over here, tbh