It’s all over the screen.

Hello, I am Doctor from Hospital. You have a bad case of No Plush Disease and it's spreading. Quick, enter this giveaway by following these steps: 1. follow @makeship.bsky.social and myself 2. repost this post Winners will be chosen in 2 days. Please do not succumb to your symptoms until then.

My new frog based gaming video is out now! I'm very proud of this thumbnail. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpjw...

Me explaining to anyone who will listen how I just really like Keith David and everything he’s ever been in, even the bad stuff, because he just seems to always be having a good time and I’m glad he’s getting a star on the Walk of Fame because good for him.

15 DAYS LEFT TO SNAG YOURSELF A LITTLE ME.

Guy sitting in a pool of human shit, eating the shit and also flinging the shit at other people in the pool of shit, talking to someone outside of the pool of shit: “Heh, enjoy your echo chamber.”

“Alright listen up Mac - this guy ain’t no slouch. That’s Shao Kahn, emperor of outworld! He’s one tough cookie; but I know you ‘Kahn’ do this! That fool’s arrogance is your ‘arrow’ to ganting’ the win! Now go and ‘Shao’ that knucklehead what you’re made of, c’mon!”

“how am i supposed to explain gay people to my kid” how am i supposed to explain homophobia to MY kid

"This crazy kidsnatcher looks tough, Mac! But everyone locks up eventually! Burn this rusty sucka with a star punch!"

what are they even mad about? is it bc the original print is no longer special? what's the point in acting like this over a plushie? my bad for deleting posts and videos after the plush is done selling.

Mom cat leaving her human to babysit so she can sleep 😴

It’s me the person is me I died like this actually

These two 2000 print ads were not intended to be placed together. If they are, they inadvertently seem to tell a grim story of a person who played Mario Golf as a solace from an unsuccessful love life, only to get addicted to the game and starve.

i love you, mega man 1 manual illustration of the 1 up

Fuck Alpha male ideology! Boys, you want an intense love story and satisfaction in your love life? THIS IS WHO YOU SHOULD EMULATE, not losers like Andrew Tate or Testicular or whatever his name is...

A particularly entertaining flaw in the Super Smash Bros. Melee programming is Bowser Floor Blindness, where Bowser regularly forgets that his Fire Breath affects the floor in front of him.

Creatives don't owe you shit. They fundamentally do not owe you shit. They made something. You saw it. There was never any responsibility involved. They don't owe you a "better version" of the work. They don't owe you "less problematic writing". They don't owe you more episodes. You deserve nothing.

Two hot dogs for dinner tonight

The prototype version of Mario Artist: Paint Studio contains empty, "liminal" versions of Mario Kart 64 renders.

first time in a Costco. This cookie is made for 5 people. I can feel myself contracting gout. Thank you Florida

(SPOILERS FOR #MortalKombatII Imagine going to a fighting tournament and they just say “You know what? fuck you, you’re fighting the literal final boss in the first fucking match. Die.”

He dead yet?

I'm cancelling all of my art. I need time to relax and bounce on some dick. I'll post new art when I feel like it...

I will die on the hill that Home On The Range was a good movie. I refuse to let myself be gaslit into thinking it's even close to being as bad as everyone on the internet tells me it is. People just DON'T GET IT. THIS MOVIE IS NOT STUPID, YOU'RE STUPID!!!!!!!

Rosebuds 2/21 - Nailed It #Rosebudscomic

This is every transition timeline I've ever seen

i do not "predict". i do not "run calcs", i do not "mindgame", i do not know "speed tiers" i click TRICK ROOM. and if it doesnt work, I DON'T WIN

This really makes me smile.

this has to be a corporate psyop right what does this even mean

Mina the Hollower has officially gone GOLD! The game is complete and has begun the submissions process with our first-party partners. We’ll know the final release date soon and as soon as we can share it, you’ll know it. Thank you for sticking with us. We can’t wait for you to play!

tomodachi life Mii’s with excessive face paint when you’re looking at them from any other angle besides head on:

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Pretty neat to see a big, original single-player game do so well. Fun game so long as you never ever read any discussion about it on the internet ever.

Rewatching Godzilla vs Space Godzilla with friends. I got to the scene where they say “the space monster has exactly the same g-cells. Therefore; we named it Space Godzilla.” Absolute peak cinema actually. Also I called Godzilla Jr a chud and my friend yelled at me for it.

Love the new Tomodachi life, but I wish there was a feature to choose different accents for different miis. I love that the region does change how their accents are, but I want that to be a feature you can change for each mii.

-I don't remember these tv shows/movies. #MetalGearSolid #ResidentEvil #Metroid #StarFox

I love living in a neighbourhood where lesbians feel safe walking down the street holding hands I wish they could feel that way in EVERY neighbourhood

I don’t care how bad this site gets; I’m not going back to Twitter.

I don't know what to do anymore.

They just saw the movie. 🍿🩵❤️ #rosalina #pauline #mario #yuri

It was requested to do Whitey and Davey as Sans and Papyrus. Boom.

One version of the Mario Bros. arcade has an oversight where reaching 980,000 points gets a Game Over. This happens because the game starts giving Mario extra lives on every frame, overflowing the life counter. As such, he is literally killed by being showered with extra lives.

WARIO LAND 3 for tha mario 40th anniversary collab

🚨NEW VIDEO ALARM🚨 I've been single for quite some time now, so let's look up advice on how to talk to women! Who better to listen to than straight men who hate women, it's genius really. NEW VIDEO UP NOW :3 youtu.be/X3mUXEvT9B0

There seem to be a lot of people in the US military right now that could benefit from watching this 20 second clip from "A Few Good Men." It's all you need to know about why carrying out a "double tap" strike on civilians is WRONG.

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🔪

I have no interest in this man’s problems

[peels him like a banana] #theamazingdigitalcircus #tadc #tadcfanart #jaxtadc #artistsonbsky #art #tadccaine #tadcjax #caine #jax