I would just have changed my name to H from Steps by deed poll

Everything is just bananas all of the time…and now the bananas are AI…and they have flags painted on them…and…fuck knows.

we're going for single digits, boys, single digits!

Because when you burn down a house and nobody ever rebuilds it, someone is still forced to live in the ashes

Like being in an incredibly shit film www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

If/when Green draw level with Labour. Do you think the 'Unite to Stop Reform!' types will keep their word and leave the failed Starmer project behind? Or is it still only the left who have to make sacrifices?

Should’ve won all of the awards this thing. Up there with the inanimate carbon rod.

Shroomposting time 🍄

This post will be declared a terrorist offence shortly.

Rachel Reeves should be held captive by a group of angry badgers.

Also, I hate group work. I'm fine with it in the workplace, but it all goes to shit in educational settings.

Open Uni is great except for the humble-bragging boomer/retired students who usually become unsolicited tutors later on.

Gonna start releasing 57 versions of the same post so I have the highest posting figures. Collect them all!

Spooky tea review! 🎃 Cherrified from Bird & Blend. This is lovely cold-brewed in lemonade as it makes it taste like Cherryade, but I really like it hot too. Very drinkable with a nice cherry flavour & a little sharpness from the cranberry. Broo! 🫖

So Taylor Swift nicked Where Is My Mind? from Pixies to have a pop at Charli XCX. So tempted to start a fight on Twitter for my own amusement over this.

I'm sure I'm not the only person to feel uncomfortable with the Home Secretary's statement. She's suggesting you can't oppose Israel's actions in Gaza and also oppose antisemitism. "Pro-Palestinian protests 'un-British' after Manchester attack, Mahmood says" www.bbc.com/news/article...

be great if they could get enough to see them through this month at least 🙏

The Japanese Mario 64 official strategy guide is an incredible thing. "Can we make little hand-made dioramas of all the levels?" "Sure, why the hell not."

Well I’m still loving JADE’s album. And Olivia Dean’s new one is super nice too. It’s an incredible time for female artists atm, so many great ones.

Taylor Swift is the Keir Starmer of music. No I won’t be elaborating

Mrs Bouquet/Bucket absolutely one of my favourite comedy characters ever ❤️

Absolutely extraordinary.

Good morning and thank you to @Worn_Earthling Tobias Andresen for today's young #FoxOfTheDay !

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There is no such thing, as Starmer well knows, as a "golden ticket of resettlement and family reunion" for people who have been granted refugee status. This is meaningless guff aimed to play to populist fantasies that refugees get provided with everything. 1/ www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Spooky season.

I'm sticking with the same spooky name that was kindly gifted to me a couple years back as I genuinely can't think of a better one.

Woken up with a twitchy eye which I guess is just a whole living in England thing.

It isn't international law which is the issue. It is politicians like Starmer demonising migrants and stripping them off rights. When you start talking about reducing access to rights for one group you open the door for someone else to end them for others. #r4today www.bbc.com/news/article...

I can't live my life without a decent wheelchair. I had a £1200 grant from the NHS towards mine. I had to find the rest of the £6500 I needed for something made to measure. That was 6 years ago, my 5 year review is a long way off. Please sign and share. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

There should be a czar of Halloween though. Problem is, Labour would appoint some warmongering nonce.

From tomorrow all my posts will be spooky. In that I’ll keep posting about UK politics. Doesn’t get spookier than that.

This is pathetic. I have strong opinions about the stupidity of borders that are probably much much more lax than most but even a mildly pro immigrant person can see this is ridiculous.

Soooooo “The Sims” is dead then.

“Economic growth”.

How the fuck is economic growth “the antidote to division”?! Especially with the way it’s being carried out! *screams endlessly into void*

Fallout: Skeg Vegas.

Just laughed hysterically at this.

There is a certain type of party political tribalist who if Starmer announced a policy of mandatory puppy kicking would still claim this was the most left wing government in decades.

‘To beat Reform, you must become Reform 🤌’ - The Labour Party.

Labour: "We are going to combat Reform with a progressive relaunch." The relaunch:

Assuming this 5bn is for all councils including Scotland, Wales, NI, this works out to ~13 million per council. The debt load of *English* councils alone is £122 BILLION. Your local solution for local people local local will be sold off to pay back creditors (the Treasury, mainly).

Oh I am so sick of this god damn government. Cruel, spiteful, arrogant, and incredibly irritating. Nothing has changed.

Piss off x

STOP FUCKING WITH GOOSEY ✊ www.nottinghampost.com/news/notting...

Giorgia Meloni, Italy's PM, is a far right fascist who supports Israel, but the general strike Italians carried out 2 days ago scared the shit out of her. Strikes are the most effective way to get politicians to do what you want them to do. Shut down profit and they stand to attention.