Can’t wait to be “neutralised” on the tram www.nottinghampost.com/news/notting...

The theme tune Chris Broad uses for his Journey Across Japan series really is up there with the best. It’s got everything.

Hollywood needs to take Robin Hood’s name out of it’s god damn mouth!

“you’re not americannn, why do u care about U.S politicssss?”

That fucking country, honestly.

On a walk past a field: Bf: Check out the do on that horse. It’s like a mullet. Me: More horses should have mullets. Bf: It’s like Pat Sharp. Me: Fun Horse! Bf: Fun horse, it’s a whole lot of fun…NO!

Fed him to much green joyberries Had to cancel out with 15cc red rageberry concentrate

Twixmas - when you eat a lot of twixes.

In our new Leaguecast episode, League CEO Emma Slawinski explains why Boxing Day exposes illegal fox hunting behind the trail hunting smokescreen. By next Boxing Day, she wants reforms underway and fox hunting’s days numbered. Listen to the episode using the link in our bio.

Anyone taking part in/following a hunt can gooo fuck themselves ☺️

I don’t want to bah your humbug.

Kier Starmer goes fucking ape shit if anyone talks during Mrs Browns Boys

I have traversed the incredibly zombie-heavy city centre to make my onwards bus. Tf is wrong with people at this time of year.

Every day the UK government does something to make Children of Men a prophecy

Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays folks! 🎄 However you’re spending it take it easy & have a great time x

Enjoy the country’s most inbred monsters complaining they can’t kill foxes for fun anymore. They’ll just have to hunt each other 🤷‍♀️

Cheers folks! Sugar plum & custard sour from Yonder. Sweet, sharp, sherbet-y, and a nice hint of vanilla. A good festive beer 🎄

Somehow, Rishi Sunak's government returned...

7:30am at the supermarket & it’s still a bit frantic.

☠️ MAGA cap dickhead in the coffee shop alert ☠️

As a former editor of Popbitch – and the proud owner of a legal letter sent by HarperCollins, accusing me of being "highly likely to cause serious harm to [their former star client]’s reputation both as an individual and author” – may I just say: GET IT RIGHT UP YE

This msg still going strong.

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Same, badgers, same.

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Heated Rivalry but it’s the mascots 🤌

Having to paste in a declaration that I haven't used GenAI in AN ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE assignment has me all kinds of salty. Rest assured some of the OU tutors are not best pleased about this either.

One of the few good things around that I’m enjoying lately is how much more often I’m seeing red kites!

Don’t you just love how eternally whipped we are? Particularly by actual orange satan. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

Oh wow I’d forgotten about this gobshite. “Lost trust” lmao. Nah, just needed that smidge more evil. www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-n...

"Keir Starmer will abolish the House of Lords!" - Centrists for the last 5 years

Vile. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Lookin’ around the Christmas Tree…woolly Yoshi, wooden fox, and as always, Robin Hood (wearing a robin hat) 🎄

Government led by former human rights lawyer* calls for less human rights on human rights day. *he Suits-ed himself into that role surely.

Why can’t the 3 ghosts visiting shit wealthy people thing be real.

Mike Tapped 🇬🇧

Or we could just not have racist bullshit or adverts or whatever. www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-n...

destroy the british press

To get into the festive spirit all of my posts are going to be mulled.

the thing about Starmer is that he's just a sweaty coward and that's really all there is to say about the guy

I'm glad Lando has apologised for talking shit about Lewis Hamilton (baffling behaviour). He didn't need to apologise for criticising Verstappen (perfectly reasonable behaviour), What I'd *really* like is for him to also apologise for "Donald is someone you have to have respect for in many ways..."

PrickTok

Royal Mail: “We’ve got your parcel would you like to track it?” Me: “ooh, yes please.” Royal Mail: “No.”

The country hates young people so much istg

His manifesto is now acceptable political discourse on Sky

it's so funny that Games Workshop went in twenty years from a company that made games you got beaten up in middle school for enjoying to now being the 67th most valuable company in the United Kingdom incredible victory for kids who spent ages 11+ with a crust of super glue on their fingertips

Went to a Christmas Tree festival in my old local church yesterday. Organised & attended by majority older folks. They had the radio on for background music & Sex on Fire came on & I just found it funny.

Anyway, I heard about this on the That’s Just Wild podcast not long ago & I just love it 🍄🎄 www.ffungi.org/blog/the-inf...