Eat shit BYU

I like the T-Mobile billy bob thornton vs AT&T Luke Wilson cool country guy frontman feud playing out passive aggressively and in parallell across multiple commercials.

SZA is the best female artist alive hands down.

The Last Frontier on AppleTV fuckin rocks. Like con air and the rock fucked and had a baby and then the fugitive married that kid and their spawn is the last frontier.

Secretary Collins promises EEO & whistleblower protection, but employees who speak up face immediate retaliation (demotion/firing). Accountability is just a policy statement. #VA #Whistleblowers #antifascist

Man you hear Golden one time for even a second and it's lodged up there all day. Hits 1 damn you!

goes and it goes and it goes

JOY AS AN ACT OF RESISTANCE

Trump should get rid of the ACA and drive every single insurance company from the face of the earth. Take their assets for the crown (socialize medicine). Be Henry VIII. Augment!

Don't care how Congress, but fucking PAY ME. I am so sick of this shit.

I hope Cincinnati beats BYU into the earth.

This is a difficult phase and it will pass. Stay hopeful Image: www.instagram.com/nikkimiles_

Secret sauce of false confidence is to have a confidant who knows you're full of shit.

Dancing is good for ya. @clueheywood.bsky.social you seen these guys yet? Get into em. youtube.com/watch?v=OaEP...

If I could I would spit on his grave.

Dick Cheney was a warmonger and war criminal several times over. GOOD RIDDANCE.

dancin' is good for ya #KGLW www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikTW...

These Gizz rave shows are sick AF.

Well it was an amazing World Series and a reminder that baseball despite its faults is probably the greatest sport invented by man, and also I hope all Dodgers fans are stricken with painful sores and tumors, and cast into hellfire, for eternity

Kiner-Falefa played most of the year on the shit ass money laundering Pirates and now he's in the WS. Baseball is something else.

No WAY Mike Pompeo got skinny without GLP-1s. Just don't believe a word of that hogwash.

I was wrong and I'm begrudgingly rooting for the Blue Jays. Fuck the dodgers.

I was wrong and I'm begrudgingly rooting for the Blue Jays. Fuck the dodgers.

Mammoth tickets are... Not cheap.

Move the whole damn thing to a more geographically centered area.

Lets open up the government soon. Yes? Yes. And then pay me for the free work I've been doing. Like no rush but kinda rush.

Ryan Smith is a lot of things but I think weirdo tops the list. #utahmammoth

Man, Gizz put everything they had into FOV. I am transported back every time I listen. So much so that it's hard to casually listen to it. God damn I love this band. #kinggizzard #gizzsky

Not me sobbing within first five minutes of John Candy doc

Dodgers are gonna win in 4 and then we're gonna have a strike over a salary cap.

When the reply guy that's been waiting with his comeback all week hits send

Dan Wilson you fool.

Fuck BYU.

"The Last Frontier" on Apple TV+ is damn good! 🚀 Jason Clarke & Michelle Monaghan are PHENOMENAL. Plot is a non-stop thrill ride: think "The Fugitive" meets "The Recruit." But in Alaska. I don't say this much: MUST WATCH. 👀 #AppleTV #tv #tvsky

Agggggh Crumbling Castle w/orchestra 🤯 The violins behind Stu's solo vocal are sooooo smooth. #KingGizzard #gizzsky

Nominate this for a Grammy

Such an important clarification. We're talking monarchy here, not literal surnames.

No Kings except for King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.

No Kings but King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Salt Lake City #NoKings Rally #slc #utah

me feeling better about my life (even as the world is shit) and me falling in love with king gizzard is so correlated it could be causal.

@mariners14.bsky.social , are we making #Polanctober a thing? We need a portmanteau for this legendary run! #TridentsUp #Mariners

I'm supposed to go to a White Lotus-themed party tomorrow. Question: is it ok if I just wear a Duke t-shirt and bring a pistol

Shoutout to @clueheywood.bsky.social. One of the absolute best on here. A people's champion who perfectly skewers the bleakness of our age. If you aren't following this free-thinking (and drinking) MVP, you're missing out. My parasocial man crush is real (sports team affiliations notwithstanding)

George Springer is a cheating piece of shit. He'll be booed relentlessly in Seattle and beyond until his no-good ass is out of the league. We don't need your moral high ground—the Mariners beat the Blue Jays. Boo fucking hoo for you. #Mariners #TridentsUp #MLB

Hey John Schneider: get fucked. You and that cheating fuck George Springer.

Somehow hurt my neck doing forward facing fold? #yoga

Polanctober! #mariners #baseball #mlb

I don't really know how to explain this but if you give me very little context and an initialism or abbreviation, I will sus out the whole thing so fast in my head.