lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal

I panicked in a job interview after being asked about my greatest achievement, so I told them about the time I was that hungover I went to a Chinese restaurant in the day and in the evening I ordered a takeaway from the Indian. I didn't get the job.

The big family row at our home this Christmas focused on Star Trek, of course. I argued that it's not possible for a Betazoid to be attractive to humans because they are too creepy. Anyone who can read your mind is an abuser and manipulator, not a friend.

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

Just learned about Daddy the Father in One Piece. How’d this show generate so many cool guys?

HEALTH PROFILED IN DER SPIEGEL

Let’s be research buddies in Pokémon Sleep. Here’s my Researcher ID! 4237-0389-3249

Who here likes video games? Have you played Hades? Do you know who else played Hades? Jesus. On Holy Saturday, Jesus briefly visited the underworld, before his resurrection on the Sunday. So, he not only "played" Hades but "completed it, mate" in one day! GG! (Good God!)

I love gundam

"I am using the money the company has given me for food to buy shirts. Yes I am."

Straw Hats!!! #OnePiece #art

I wish Civ 7 wasn’t 9 billion pounds.

If they Yassified Columbo

God I love Severence.

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#animation #art #mecha

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

My headphones didn’t charge overnight so here I am. Rawdogging the commute.

Started watching One Piece during the Christmas period and now the theme tune is stuck in my head like a Bing Crosby festive song.

We did it gang.

I eat nearly all my evening meals wrapped in a tortilla like a burrito. It is the perfect eating system. Fish and chips Sunday roast and even stew have gone into it. The mess is half the fun.

One Piece drip 💧

Why is Tokyo so fashionable? Some theories. 🧵

We’ve made the terrible decision to start watching One Piece.

The prologue for my queer, sci-fi comic IT EATS PLANETS is out and available to Patrons now!! I did it, it's finally here and people can read it!!! www.patreon.com/posts/it-eat...

this cures what ails me every time

Playing that Pokémon trading card game. 0499752972444019

Ready to make noise? To share far & wide? At last I can finally say the exact date my comic launches. Patrons will be able to start reading IT EATS PLANETS on the 21st of November! Everyone else, some time in January. So close. Can't believe that I made it here. Can't wait for folk to read it!

Happy Halloween !

Having a very nice time playing WoW Hardcore Classic. Just going on a lil adventure. Mimpy and Ninpy wandering through Azeroth.