Two talls don't work

Oh wait… I see what’s going on here. ✌🏾

I think the #Traitors finale felt lackluster because half of the remaining faithfuls just coasted by because of sheer stupidity. Cause what did Dolores mean at the final vote she finally started to vote with her brain and not her heart?

Anyone who doesn’t say broccoli is just saying words and can’t be trusted.

Dems are a lost cause and the Republicans are evil so where do we go from here?

People who were born and raised in big cities aren’t easily impressed with everything. It’s always a ‘been there, done that’ mindset.

How do these women feel seeing these straight men showcasing ass for views on social media? I can’t imagine them thinking it’s sexy or becoming.

This LA rain got me runnin' back "Giving You The Best That I Got" but then it got to "Good Love" and I just... 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾❤️ I DO wanna know what good love feels like. Sang, Auntie Nita.

I must be MANstruating cause I’m emo AF today. Teared up at 3 videos on the Tok back to back.

it’s okay to not say every thought aloud.

So we all didn’t make it?? Sounds about right!

At some point —somebody is planning something.

Gentle reminder to remove that “LOL” from that text cause you meant what you said!

Idk what the beef with planned sex is? It gives me something to look forward to all day...I would be dancing around my office all day knowing I'm getting some ass later that night

All gay sex is planned sex unless you’re into scat.

EARTHQUAKE

I love Black people.

If i don’t do nothing else ima put two and two together

Flirting should involve some level of humor.

I kinda feel they’re going to give Onya Nerve the Sapphira Cristal edit and she will come in second place and give Sam Star the win #DragRace

We underestimate the impact that sleep has on our mental and physical health.

☀️ Beach Day ☀️

America is a Tubi movie at this point.

Forget everyone and everything else, at the end of the day make YOURSELF proud!!

This is the year of change and growth!

Please unfollow me if you support sexy redd

Pesos is fake money, right? Like, we’re all playing Monopoly…right?

Reel after reel of people doing the same exact thing. GRWM, Day in the Life, booty for leg day, booty for chest day, booty for kitchen content, insipid inspirational messages, fashion haul, sponsored ads, repeat. Can’t see none of your followers’ posts. And don’t get me started on Notes.

Booty, especially hairy ones.

WFH

I was nervous boots but I made it. Thank you for all the well wishes!!

I’m bout to board yall. Pray for your boy.

The best I can.

I can’t get away from Geminis, Leo’s and Sags. Moth to flame…

Mighta been feeling myself a bit too much to wear these lil ass shorts to the gym. Who do I think I am??

Am I a flirt? Or am I just really good at holding conversation and keeping your attention?

Less is more.

I want to make some egg salad sandwiches but don’t feel like cashing out my 401K

Dude at work said eggs so high, come Easter, they gon be painting potatoes 😂😂😭😭

Love being tall but our downfall are pants/jean shopping

I’m a Last Minute Larry and I hate that about me.

Yall can call Libras what ever you want to but the cosmos went out of their way to make sure we are fine as fuck and that’s what you’re really mad about.

“Oh you’re only 4 miles away, I’ll see you in 46 minutes”

It’s my favorite thing to hear.

I need everybody to stand up. Now.

I need some leave-in conditioner recommendations. I’m back to growing out this wig…

This is the part of #Traitors where the loud entertaining ones are all gone and we’re just left with the complete IDIOTS and gamers who just want to win and don’t really care about a good show. 🥱