I love introducing myself to ppl and finding out what they think my name is 5 minutes later

to me this is Ribbadon the Frog God of Wealth

Maomao 🤝 Jabber poisons autism

silly lizzerrrr sunday wednesday

phlebotomists LOVE me❤️

Amo's first appearance in the anime 2day.... everyone better FUCKING be nice to her or ELSE.

retroactively assigning my high school self leorio kinnie no further questions

wednesday, slightly crossed, want to sink my teeth into the throat of life itself again. typical.

S&M stands for Strawberry & Marshmallow

this is a mood

they should put cinnamon crisco in uma musume

I wonder if anyone at finance news platform Seeking Alpha realizes it sounds like it should be an omegaverse dating app

question for jojo fans why'd they put so much cunt in this track???

flat car fan edit

buying eggs, bread, and milk at the store like I'm an alien pretending to be human who googled "most common grocery items"

zaiquiri...

do the thing

ringing da Ness bell my buddy's coming home 2day!!!✨🎉✨

Daiquiri is SPRINTING up and down the stairs in front of Maggie and meowing at her and BEGGING her to chase him and I think she just does not get it

not concerned bc i know i dont have to be, but hearing turnover's peripheral vision over the sound of bathwater running feels like cause to call an ambulance just in case

Game Changer secret finale spoilers without context

lobotomy cancelled btw

happened again

FLESH AMNESIA

thank u whoever was responsible for the cameras on the big screen at the concert last night for giving me the close up shot of Ray's fingers on the opening riff of thank u for the venom. sick riff. tried to learn it long ago & never got it smooth. looked totally effortless

Casteis, gorgeous plumed paladin

ok can confirm that concert was worth being stuck in traffic for One William Years

update from toronto: lotta cars

ok I'm brave enough to admit it now. hunting for your dream is a good song and I was simply being hater and a media club + contrarian because just awake IS the better ed

well... one of these days i will revisit young avengers v2 & see what my high school Noh-Varr kinnie self was always going on about

Mood mood wowows!!!

I keep getting ads for finasteride on tumblr

If all else fails you can always talk about what foods your cats would be

There's Mario Bros geopolitics discourse happening in my livingroom I'm scared

My number 1 baseball hot take is that I'm not impressed by Cal Raleigh bc I own a mirror

Routinely forget that St. Sebastian is the patron saint of anything other than masochistic faggots

we need to invent a new pronoun that doesn't exist

Ging Freecss and Izaya Orihara are a similar type of guy (derogatory)

I hope someday they invent a better vehicle for flavoring a chip than dust...

It's so crazy that. In order to look at twitter I have to redownload the app and remember my login. And that is altogether more effort than it's worth, y'know?

I’m so susceptible to a soulless dead-eyed stare I don’t even care for this guy but he knows how to hit that shit

the knight's magazine Drawn Quarterly

Every time I try to type “the summer hikaru died” my phone wants to autocorrect it to “the summer Hillary died” and I fucking lose it every time. pokemon go to her funeral I guess

You after seeing a billion more and finally understanding it

Having now seen 1 william Thin Car posts I can now say it’s meaning to me is both universal and deeply esoteric. I don’t know what it means.

Me when I'm on my desktop for the first time in days and I finally manage to upload Thin Car successfully

me when my partners fiancé is fed up with hearing about thin car

sopnic the wethog

🎶You got a thin car / Is it thin enough so we can fly away? 🎶