what do i need to know about aew. do i need to know lore? i just wanna see pervert violence

Cynthia pokemon is so cool and I wanted to be her so bad as a kid that sometimes I look at her and go, "If garchomp was real would I have grown up to be a cis woman?" But then I look at Wallace pokemon and go "no i think i would still have wanted to be a faggot too"

Of course, its full name is eggagar nogagon

what if we powerscaled poems

soul eater soundtrack is good but i'll b honest, every time soul plays the piano i'm replacing whatever the canon track is with galt macdermot's coffee cold. just think it suits him!

I remember when I was a little kid I thought the word agony sounded rly pretty... like I was kinda disappointed when i found out it meant "extreme suffering" bc I thought it could b a nice name otherwise

no one warned me crimson peak had bobby supernatural in it

baby's first watsonian response to a doylist analysis

and brother im eating that yellow snow

husky is such a funny adjective. you meet a woman with a beautiful deep voice and go "you sound like a high maintenance cold climate dog"

it's so funny that 21p built so much of their brand on being like. "they're telling me i can't rap because i'm a white boy who speaks Truths about Depression!" when it's like. no they're saying you can't rap bc it's true. you're really bad at it. and by funny i mean stupid.

ok i'm down with the sickness. now what do i do?

based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens

i will not post this i am exercising the better part of valor. however.

Sometimes I just feel an overwhelming urge to draw a bunny landsknecht:

I don’t need drugs to have a good time, but I’d like it if they enjoyed themselves at least :c

You're too late, Mr. Bond; in the time it took you to get here I was able to sober up enough to drive

i beg to suck the penis of a lot of guys this is the dawning of the rest of our lives of being gay

Do you want to view ✖️ Men ✖️ Women ✖️ Couples ✅ Tom Bombadil tomdabomb: hey guys tomdabomb: almost at goal Hornystud: boots LuvrBoi: show boots irl12inch: yellow boots NOW tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter" Hornystud: NO irl12inch: NO MisterCocks: NO

stopped taking my adhd meds for most of last week & i think that was a necessary reset bc now that i'm using them again I'm achieving "doing household chores to procrastinate work tasks" levels of executive function, now that's the good shit

"explaining a joke makes it not funny anymore" you fools understand nothing of the exposition power boost

Goo Goo Dolls Iris voice And I wrote to one Mr. Araki In a letter mailed straight to Japan "In JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken, When Part Six comes, could we be a Stand?"

they're writing me down in the history books as the guy who can identify a small plastic figurine of a whale by touch alone, but if you ask me i think anyone could do it

taking a break from scrolling tumblr on computer to scroll tumblr on phone u know my executive function is turbofucked

KILLING.HIM!!!!!!! KILLING HIM!!!!!!!!!!

force femoral artery

ahould i check out an mma gym on the recommendation of my kind and beautiful AAA technician?

welcome to bluesky former twitter users, just want to let you kn

this is such a twitter post but no song has ever aura farmed harder than il vento d'oro

they are NO LONGER calling me the white Zanka Nijiku (guy who actually won 2 fights)

aria #counterweight

aborted post: ....i would've loved to flop

Aborted tumblr post voice: I would’ve loved to flop…. If I existed…

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

the summer hikaru died predatory wasp of the palisades amv send tweet

probably my worst trait is that if you're lending me a book you should probably take a hostage to ensure its return

Sableye is full of gems AND dreams! #pokemon #art #sableye

I love introducing myself to ppl and finding out what they think my name is 5 minutes later

to me this is Ribbadon the Frog God of Wealth

Maomao 🤝 Jabber poisons autism

silly lizzerrrr sunday wednesday

phlebotomists LOVE me❤️

Amo's first appearance in the anime 2day.... everyone better FUCKING be nice to her or ELSE.

retroactively assigning my high school self leorio kinnie no further questions

wednesday, slightly crossed, want to sink my teeth into the throat of life itself again. typical.

S&M stands for Strawberry & Marshmallow

this is a mood